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<p>英文剧本: 冰河世纪2:消融 Ice Age:The Meltdown</p>
<p>Ice Age: The Meltdown</p>
<p>This global warming is killing me.</p>
<p>This is too hot, the Ice Age was too cold.</p>
<p>What would it take to make you happy?</p>
<p>This I like.</p>
<p>Oh, no, you won't catch me.</p>
<p>No running, James. Camp rules.</p>
<p>Make me, sloth.</p>
<p>Make me, sir. It's all about respect.</p>
<p>Water ball.</p>
<p>Sammy, you just ate. Wait an hour.</p>
<p>Hector, no, no, no, you can't pee-pee there.</p>
<p>OK, there is fine. Ashley, stop picking your...</p>
<p>Pi?ata!</p>
<p>Stop! You're supposed to wear blindfolds.</p>
<p>OK.</p>
<p>- Hey, it's my turn to hit the sloth. - Mine.</p>
<p>- Mine. - Mine.</p>
<p>Hey, you didn't have any candy in you.</p>
<p>- Let's bury him. - Yeah!</p>
<p>Hey, whoa. Who said you kids could torture the sloth?</p>
<p>Manny, don't squash their creativity.</p>
<p>Hey, Manny, Diego, my bad mammals-jammals.</p>
<p>Wanna give a sloth a hand?</p>
<p>Look, I opened my camp. &quot;Campo del Sid&quot;. It means Camp of Sid.</p>
<p>Congratulations. You're now an idiot in two languages.</p>
<p>Not in front of the k-i-d-z. These little guys love me. Right, Billy?</p>
<p>Don't make me eat you.</p>
<p>They kid. That's why they're called kids.</p>
<p>I told you, Sid. You're not qualified to run a camp.</p>
<p>What do qualifications have to do with childcare?</p>
<p>Besides, these kids look up to me. I'm a role model to them.</p>
<p>I can see that.</p>
<p>You guys never think I can do anything, but I'm an equal member of this herd.</p>
<p>I made this herd, so you need to start treating me with some respect.</p>
<p>- Come on, Sid. - Sid, we were just kidding.</p>
<p>Hey, let's play pin-the-tail-on-the-mammoth.</p>
<p>Yeah!</p>
<p>Sid!</p>
<p>I can do stuff.</p>
<p>Won't give me their stupid respect.</p>
<p>I'll show 'em.</p>
<p>And so, in the end, the little burro reached his mommy.</p>
<p>And they lived happily ever after.</p>
<p>- Good job. - Question.</p>
<p>Why does the burro go home? Why doesn't he stay with the rabbits?</p>
<p>Because... because he wanted to be with his family.</p>
<p>He should go with the girl burro. That's a better love story.</p>
<p>OK, well, when you tell your burro story, that's what he'll do.</p>
<p>Burro is a demeaning name. Technically, it's called a wild ass.</p>
<p>Fine. The wild ass boy came home to his wild ass mother.</p>
<p>See, that's why I called it a burro.</p>
<p>Could the burro have a grazing problem? Then he'd be more relatable.</p>
<p>- Boring. - It's not believable.</p>
<p>- Do burros eat their young? - It's not a good ending.</p>
<p>Sometimes I throw up.</p>
<p>They lived happily ever after. You can't get more satisfying than that.</p>
<p>One big, happy family. That's the way it's supposed to be.</p>
<p>Where's your big, happy family?</p>
<p>Then the hungry tiger ate the pesky little kids.</p>
<p>- You OK, buddy? - Sure. Why not?</p>
<p>- I thought... - Story time's over. The end.</p>
<p>- Run for your lives! - Where's everybody going?</p>
<p>- The world's coming to an end. - What are you talking about?</p>
<p>Fast Tony - he says the world's gonna flood.</p>
<p>Folks, I hold in my hand a device so powerful,</p>
<p>it can actually pull air right out of the sky.</p>
<p>Yeah, right.</p>
<p>Gather round, gather round.</p>
<p>Pardon me, do you have gills, ma'am?</p>
<p>So you can't breathe underwater?</p>
<p>My assistant here will demonstrate.</p>
<p>Hey, I can smell the ocean.</p>
<p>What are you doing? I can't sell that now.</p>
<p>You suck air through your mouth, you moron.</p>
<p>Through its design and sturdy construction,</p>
<p>you'll have plenty of air for eons to come.</p>
<p>Of course, results may vary.</p>
<p>Why are you scaring everybody with this doomsday stuff?</p>
<p>I'm trying to make a living here, pal.</p>
<p>It's my weather forecast. The five-day outlook calls for intense flooding</p>
<p>followed by the end of the world.</p>
<p>And a slight chance of patchy sunshine later in the week.</p>
<p>Come on, don't listen to him. Fast Tony would sell his own mother for a grape.</p>
<p>Are you making an offer? I mean, no, I would not.</p>
<p>Haven't you heard? The ice is melting.</p>
<p>You see this ground, it's covered in ice.</p>
<p>A thousand years ago, it was covered in ice.</p>
<p>A thousand years from now, it will still be ice.</p>
<p>Say, buddy, not to cast aspersions on your survival instincts or nothing,</p>
<p>but haven't mammoths pretty much gone extinct?</p>
<p>- What are you talking about? - About you being the last of your kind.</p>
<p>Your breath smells like ants.</p>
<p>Be that as it may, when's the last time you saw another mammoth?</p>
<p>Don't pay any attention to him.</p>
<p>Mammoths can't go extinct. They're the biggest things on Earth.</p>
<p>What about the dinosaurs?</p>
<p>The dinosaurs got cocky and made enemies.</p>
<p>Look. Some idiot's going down the Eviscerator.</p>
<p>Please tell me that's not our idiot.</p>
<p>OK, I'm gonna jump on the count of three.</p>
<p>One,</p>
<p>two...</p>
<p>Sid, don't move a muscle. We're coming up.</p>
<p>Jump! Jump! Jump!</p>
<p>Jump! Jump! Jump!</p>
<p>Sorry.</p>
<p>Two and three one-thousandths, two and four one-thousandths...</p>
<p>Sid, what are you doing? Get down from there.</p>
<p>No. I'm gonna be the first to jump off the Eviscerator</p>
<p>and then you guys are gonna have to show me some respect.</p>
<p>The only respect you'll get is respect for the dead.</p>
<p>Come on, Manny, he's not that stupid.</p>
<p>- But I've been wrong before. - Geronimo!</p>
<p>Hey, watch it.</p>
<p>I can't breathe. I think I just coughed up my spleen.</p>
<p>- Diego, retract the claws, please. - Right. Sorry.</p>
<p>If I didn't know you better, Diego, I'd think you were afraid of the water.</p>
<p>OK, OK. Good thing I know you better.</p>
<p>Guys.</p>
<p>Fast Tony was right.</p>
<p>Everything is melting.</p>
<p>It's all gonna flood. Come on, we gotta warn them.</p>
<p>Maybe we can rapidly evolve into water creatures.</p>
<p>- That's genius, Sid. - Call me Squid.</p>
<p>This whole thing's a piece ofjunk. I can't believe I live here.</p>
<p>What?</p>
<p>Forget reeds. I present you with this revolutionary gizmo we call bark.</p>
<p>- It's so buoyant, it actually floats. - I'll show you something that floats.</p>
<p>All right, it's your funeral.</p>
<p>See? This is exactly what I'm talking about.</p>
<p>Giants balls of furry lava the size of mammoths raining from the sky.</p>
<p>Go suck air through a reed.</p>
<p>Listen to him. He's right about the flood.</p>
<p>I am? I mean, yes, I am.</p>
<p>Wait. You said there wasn't going to be a flood. Why should we listen to you?</p>
<p>Because we saw what's up there. The dam's gonna break.</p>
<p>The entire valley's gonna flood.</p>
<p>Flood's real, all right. And it's coming fast.</p>
<p>Look around. You're in a bowl.</p>
<p>BowI's gonna fill up. Ain't no way out.</p>
<p>What are we gonna do?</p>
<p>Unless you make it to the end of the valley.</p>
<p>There's a boat. It can save you.</p>
<p>- I don't see anything. - But</p>
<p>y'all better hurry.</p>
<p>Ground's melting, walls tumbling, rocks crumbling.</p>
<p>Survive that and you'll be racing the water,</p>
<p>cos in three days' time, it's gonna hit the geyser fields.</p>
<p>Boom!</p>
<p>There is some good news, though.</p>
<p>The more of you die,</p>
<p>the better I eat.</p>
<p>I didn't say it was good news for you.</p>
<p>He must have been a real pleasure to have in class.</p>
<p>Dam.</p>
<p>All right, you heard the scary vulture. Let's move out.</p>
<p>Manny, you really think there's a boat?</p>
<p>I don't know, but in a few days, this place is gonna be underwater.</p>
<p>If there's any hope, it's that way.</p>
<p>Manny, let's go.</p>
<p>Overturned glyptodont in the far right lane.</p>
<p>Traffic backed up as far as the eye can see.</p>
<p>And it looks like there might be a fatality.</p>
<p>I call the dark meat.</p>
<p>Come on, everybody, let's go. Come on, come, come, come. Get in.</p>
<p>- Come on, Grandpa, come on. - We have to go.</p>
<p>Well, I'm not leaving. I was born in this hole and I'll die in this hole.</p>
<p>Do we have to bring this crap?</p>
<p>- I'm sure there's crap where we're going. - This was a gift from my mother.</p>
<p>OK, keep it moving, keep it moving.</p>
<p>Manny, I just heard you're going extinct.</p>
<p>Hey, if you ever master hygiene, try working on sensitivity.</p>
<p>- I'm not going extinct. - Kids, look. The last mammoth.</p>
<p>Well, you probably won't see another one of those again.</p>
<p>See?</p>
<p>OK, one, two, three... Where is James?</p>
<p>Stu. Come on, Stu.</p>
<p>Let's blow this ice-cube stand.</p>
<p>Stu.</p>
<p>Folks, be the first in the valley to have your very own mobile home.</p>
<p>- Shut up, Sid. - OK.</p>
<p>Stop singing, Sid.</p>
<p>Sid, I'm going to fall on you again and this time I will kill you.</p>
<p>OK, someone doesn't like the classics.</p>
<p>What if you're right?</p>
<p>What if I am the last mammoth?</p>
<p>But Manny, look at the bright side, you have us.</p>
<p>Not your most persuasive argument, Sid.</p>
<p>- Mammoths? - I knew I couldn't be the last one.</p>
<p>I felt it in my gut.</p>
<p>Extinct? Come on.</p>
<p>He's up by a couple of fifths, ahead by a tusk.</p>
<p>And he's beating Diego as Diego's coming round the corner.</p>
<p>Sorry. My stomach hates me.</p>
<p>Well, don't that put the &quot;stink&quot; in extinction?</p>
<p>Nasty.</p>
<p>Manny.</p>
<p>I need to be alone for a while.</p>
<p>You go on ahead. I'll catch up.</p>
<p>One truly is the loneliest number.</p>
<p>These work great.</p>
<p>Cool.</p>
<p>- Missed me, now you gotta kiss me. - I'll get 'em.</p>
<p>- Which end is up? - I'd hide that face too.</p>
<p>- Hey, ugly. - I gotta sit on that.</p>
<p>Gotcha.</p>
<p>OK, I'm going in.</p>
<p>- Sid. - What?</p>
<p>- Nice miss. - Cover your side.</p>
<p>- I felt some breeze in that one. - Smile.</p>
<p>- Out of my way. - Hello.</p>
<p>Over here.</p>
<p>- Surrender? - Never.</p>
<p>Cool.</p>
<p>Smoke them.</p>
<p>If anyone asks, there were 50 of 'em and they were rattlesnakes.</p>
<p>- Here, kitty, kitty. - Big mistake, you miscreants.</p>
<p>Miscreants?</p>
<p>Diego, they're possums.</p>
<p>Retreat.</p>
<p>I guess it's just you and me now.</p>
<p>I knew it. I knew I wasn't the only one.</p>
<p>Everyone falls out of the tree now and then. They just don't admit it.</p>
<p>Wait. What?</p>
<p>Some of us have a tough time holding on to branches.</p>
<p>It's not like we're bats or something. We don't have wings to keep us up.</p>
<p>And you were in the tree because...?</p>
<p>I was looking for my brothers. They are always in trouble.</p>
<p>Brothers? You mean there's more?</p>
<p>Sure.</p>
<p>- There's lots of us. - Where?</p>
<p>Everywhere. Under rocks. In holes in the ground.</p>
<p>Usually we come out at night so birds don't carry us off.</p>
<p>Help! Help!</p>
<p>Help!</p>
<p>Well, shave me down and call me a mole rat. You found another mammoth.</p>
<p>Where? Wait a minute. I thought mammoths were extinct.</p>
<p>- What are you looking at me for? - I don't know. Because you're a mammoth.</p>
<p>Me? Don't be ridiculous. I'm not a mammoth. I'm a possum.</p>
<p>Right. Good one. I'm a newt. This is my friend, the badger.</p>
<p>And my other friend, the platypus.</p>
<p>Why do I gotta be the platypus? Make him the platypus.</p>
<p>- This guy giving you trouble, sis? - Sis?</p>
<p>That's right. These are my brothers. Possum, possum, possum.</p>
<p>I don't think her tree goes all the way to the top branch.</p>
<p>Manny, brink of extinction's a bad time to be picky.</p>
<p>Hey, she should come with us.</p>
<p>Are you insane? No way.</p>
<p>OK.</p>
<p>Manny wants me to ask you if you'd like to escape the flood with us.</p>
<p>- I'd rather be road kill. - That can be arranged.</p>
<p>Funny. Let me have a little word with my brothers.</p>
<p>Ellie, are you crazy? We're not going with them.</p>
<p>Look, we'll never make it in time if we only travel at night.</p>
<p>These guys can protect us out in the open. What do you say?</p>
<p>Why did you invite them?</p>
<p>Cos you might be the only two mammoths left on Earth.</p>
<p>He has a point.</p>
<p>Sorry, when did I join this dating service?</p>
<p>My brothers and I would be delighted to come with you.</p>
<p>If you treat us nicely.</p>
<p>See that? That's the total opposite of nice.</p>
<p>Maybe we'll have a snack before we hit the road.</p>
<p>You want a piece of us? Let's go.</p>
<p>Banzai!</p>
<p>- I got 'em. - Back! Back!</p>
<p>You know the best part? We're carrying diseases.</p>
<p>OK, thanks to Sid, we're now travelling together.</p>
<p>And like it or not, we're going to be one big, happy family.</p>
<p>I'll be the daddy, Ellie will be the mommy.</p>
<p>And Diego will be the uncle who eats the kids who get on my nerves.</p>
<p>Now, let's move it before the ground falls out from under our feet.</p>
<p>I thought fat guys were supposed to be jolly.</p>
<p>I'm not fat. It's this fur, it makes me look big.</p>
<p>- It's poofy. - OK.</p>
<p>He's fat.</p>
<p>Escaping the flood is the perfect time to shed those unsightly pounds</p>
<p>with Fast Tony's Disaster Diet.</p>
<p>You, ma'am, you look like a big, fat, hairy beast.</p>
<p>How would you like to lose a ton or two?</p>
<p>Would I ever.</p>
<p>Don't listen to him, Vera. You're already thin as a twig.</p>
<p>I also have the perfect cure for your eyesight, my blind friend.</p>
<p>We'll never make it at this pace.</p>
<p>Ellie, it's OK, you can lose the camouflage. You're safe.</p>
<p>OK. Safe? Please.</p>
<p>Crash, Eddie, you two go scope it out.</p>
<p>- What you got? - Perimeter all clear.</p>
<p>- Roger that. One-niner, over. - Roger, over, victor...</p>
<p>- Guys. - All clear.</p>
<p>Hawk!</p>
<p>- What are you doing? - Playing dead.</p>
<p>- Manny, why don't you do that? - Because I'm a mammoth.</p>
<p>But you'd do it for treats, right?</p>
<p>Is he gone?</p>
<p>You're safe. Get up.</p>
<p>Man.</p>
<p>If you weren't here, that hawk would have swooped down and snatched me for dinner.</p>
<p>That's how cousin Wilton went.</p>
<p>Boy, I really feel for you. I do.</p>
<p>I can't even imagine what it'd be like to be the last one of your species.</p>
<p>- I'm not the last one. - You brave, brave soul.</p>
<p>That's right. Don't give up hope.</p>
<p>Ellie.</p>
<p>Look at our footprints.</p>
<p>They're the same shape.</p>
<p>Well, how do I know those aren't your footprints?</p>
<p>Well, then,</p>
<p>look at our shadows.</p>
<p>We match.</p>
<p>You're right. They're the same.</p>
<p>You must be part possum.</p>
<p>You wish.</p>
<p>Diego, there are whole continents moving faster than you.</p>
<p>We gotta catch up with the others.</p>
<p>Hey. Knock it off.</p>
<p>Cry me a river, blubber-tooth tiger. Have some fun.</p>
<p>The ice is thin enough without you two wearing it down.</p>
<p>Diego, come on. The ice may be thin,</p>
<p>but it's strong enough to hold a ten-ton mammoth and a nine-ton possum.</p>
<p>Mammal overboard!</p>
<p>Ellie, get up. If you play dead, you'll be dead.</p>
<p>Look at me.</p>
<p>Diego.</p>
<p>Diego.</p>
<p>Come on, Diego. Come on.</p>
<p>This may sting a little.</p>
<p>- What in the animal kingdom was that? - I don't know.</p>
<p>From now on, land - safe, water - not safe.</p>
<p>That was the bravest thing I've ever seen.</p>
<p>- It was nothing. I... - It's not a compliment.</p>
<p>To a possum, bravery is just dumb.</p>
<p>- Yeah, we're spineless. - Lily-livered.</p>
<p>Maybe mammoths are going extinct because they get in danger.</p>
<p>Maybe you should run away more.</p>
<p>Good point. Thanks for the advice.</p>
<p>Happy to help.</p>
<p>Do you believe her? &quot;Bravery is dumb. Maybe you should run away more&quot;.</p>
<p>She's infuriating and stubborn and narrow-minded.</p>
<p>You like her.</p>
<p>- I do not. - Don't worry. Your secret's safe with me.</p>
<p>- And so is yours. - What secret?</p>
<p>You know, the one where you can't swim.</p>
<p>That's ridiculous.</p>
<p>Fine. But we're living in a melting world.</p>
<p>You're going to have to face your fear sooner or later.</p>
<p>Almost there.</p>
<p>- OK. Ready, Eddie? - Set.</p>
<p>Let's roll.</p>
<p>Wait for me.</p>
<p>No brakes. Gotta roll. Meet you at the other end.</p>
<p>So you think she's the girl for me?</p>
<p>Yeah. She's tons of fun and you're no fun at all.</p>
<p>She completes you.</p>
<p>Yeah.</p>
<p>Hey, Manny. Can you pull back the tree and shoot me into the pond?</p>
<p>- No. - Come on.</p>
<p>You expect to impress with that attitude?</p>
<p>I don't want to impress.</p>
<p>Why are you trying to convince her she's a mammoth?</p>
<p>Because that's what she is. I don't care if she thinks she's a possum.</p>
<p>- You can't be two things. - &lt;i&gt;Au contraire&lt;/i&gt;, Man-fered.</p>
<p>Tell that to the bullfrog, chicken hawk or turtledove.</p>
<p>He's never gonna let up on you.</p>
<p>It'll be easier on all of us if you just go with it.</p>
<p>So what do you want me to do?</p>
<p>Pull the tree and shoot me into the pond.</p>
<p>I don't know.</p>
<p>If you're too lame to do it, we can get Ellie.</p>
<p>No, no, no. No, I can do it. I can do it.</p>
<p>Yeah, yeah, yeah. Come on, come on.</p>
<p>- Have you done this before? - Only a million times.</p>
<p>Farther, farther, farther.</p>
<p>Perfect. Fire!</p>
<p>Yeah! I can fly!</p>
<p>Crash!</p>
<p>Crash! Crash!</p>
<p>- Crash, are you OK? - What happened?</p>
<p>- Manny shot him out of a tree. - What's wrong with you?</p>
<p>- He said he could do it. - And you listened to him?</p>
<p>Crash, whatever you do, don't go into the light.</p>
<p>Can I help in any way here?</p>
<p>You've done enough.</p>
<p>- Are you happy now? - Crash, Crash, don't leave me.</p>
<p>Who's gonna watch my back?</p>
<p>Who's gonna be my wingman of mayhem?</p>
<p>Who's gonna roll in that dung patch with me?</p>
<p>Dung patch?</p>
<p>- Wait. My legs. I can stand. - He can stand.</p>
<p>- I can run. - He can run. It's a miracle.</p>
<p>Hallelujah!</p>
<p>What can I say? They're boys. They make my life a little adventure.</p>
<p>You guys are so dead. Thanks for embarrassing me.</p>
<p>Not the face.</p>
<p>Ellie, Ellie, me too.</p>
<p>She's not half bad.</p>
<p>Crazy and confused, but sweet.</p>
<p>So?</p>
<p>So what's holding you back?</p>
<p>My family.</p>
<p>You can have that again, you know.</p>
<p>No, Sid, I can't.</p>
<p>OK, OK, but think about it. I mean, if you let this chance go,</p>
<p>you're letting your whole species go and that's just... that's just selfish.</p>
<p>I think I'm starting to get through to him.</p>
<p>- Wait, wait. I got you. - Slowpoke.</p>
<p>- Need help? - No, no. Just catching my breath.</p>
<p>- You're stuck. - I am not.</p>
<p>All right, then, let's go.</p>
<p>I can't.</p>
<p>I'm stuck.</p>
<p>Don't you think that picking them up like this would be easier?</p>
<p>Ellie?</p>
<p>I know this place.</p>
<p>You know, deep down, I knew I was different.</p>
<p>I was a little bigger than the other possum kids.</p>
<p>OK, a lot bigger.</p>
<p>Now I understand why the possum boys didn't find me appealing.</p>
<p>That's too bad, because as far as mammoths go, you're,</p>
<p>- you know. - What?</p>
<p>Attractive.</p>
<p>- Really? - Sure.</p>
<p>What about me is attractive?</p>
<p>I don't know.</p>
<p>Well, there's your</p>
<p>butt.</p>
<p>What about it?</p>
<p>It's</p>
<p>big.</p>
<p>You're just saying that.</p>
<p>No, no, no, I mean it.</p>
<p>It's huge. Biggest darn butt I've ever seen.</p>
<p>That is really sweet.</p>
<p>What a crazy day.</p>
<p>This morning I woke up a possum and now I'm a mammoth.</p>
<p>Boy, Manny sure took a big leap with Ellie today.</p>
<p>Sure did.</p>
<p>He stood on the shore of uncertainty and dove right in. Splash.</p>
<p>Kind of brave, huh? The way he faced his fear.</p>
<p>I wouldn't know. Sabres don't feel fear.</p>
<p>Come on, all animals feel fear. It's what separates us from, say, rocks.</p>
<p>Rocks have no fear.</p>
<p>- And they sink. - What are you getting at, Sid?</p>
<p>It may surprise you to know that I, too, have experienced fear.</p>
<p>No. You?</p>
<p>Yeah. Yes, as impossible as it seems,</p>
<p>the sloth has natural enemies that would like to harm or otherwise &quot;kill&quot; us.</p>
<p>- I wonder why? - Jealousy, mostly.</p>
<p>But the point is that fear is natural.</p>
<p>Fear is for prey.</p>
<p>Well, then, you're letting the water make you its prey.</p>
<p>Justjump in and trust your instincts.</p>
<p>You know, most animals can swim as babies.</p>
<p>And for a tiger, it's like crawling on your belly to stalk helpless prey.</p>
<p>But faster, OK? Now, claw, kick, claw, kick.</p>
<p>I'm stalking the prey. Claw, kick.</p>
<p>I look back over my shoulder to see if I'm being followed.</p>
<p>And I'm breathing.</p>
<p>And I'm stalking and I'm stalking and I'm...</p>
<p>- I'm falling. - Correction. You're sinking.</p>
<p>Kind of like a rock.</p>
<p>Hey, do we do any special tricks like roll over?</p>
<p>Or do we just throw our weight around?</p>
<p>Whoops. Sorry.</p>
<p>I don't know my own strength yet.</p>
<p>Ellie, do you realise that now we have a chance to save our species?</p>
<p>- Really? How are we gonna do that? - Well, you know...</p>
<p>Did you just...?</p>
<p>I'm not a mammoth for five minutes and you're hitting on me?</p>
<p>I wasn't saying... Not right now. In time.</p>
<p>I was just saying that it's our responsibility.</p>
<p>What?</p>
<p>All right, that came out wrong. I...</p>
<p>You're very pretty, but we just met...</p>
<p>Responsibility? Just doing your duty? Is that it?</p>
<p>Ready to make the ultimate sacrifice to save your species.</p>
<p>I got some news for you. You're not saving the species tonight or any other night.</p>
<p>- So, how did it go? - Not bad.</p>
<p>OK, let's go. We travelled with you all day,</p>
<p>now you're coming with us at night.</p>
<p>But we can't see at night.</p>
<p>Then enjoy the flood.</p>
<p>I can't even look at him.</p>
<p>Pervert.</p>
<p>Making friends everywhere you go. Just making friends.</p>
<p>- Watch out, there's a stump. - Not anymore.</p>
<p>I thought we could walk together.</p>
<p>Crash, ask the mammoth why he thinks that.</p>
<p>She said she thinks you're ajerk and to go away.</p>
<p>She didn't say...</p>
<p>Look, maybe if we spend more time...</p>
<p>Tell him that I need a little personal space right now.</p>
<p>- She said go jump in a lake. - And possums rule.</p>
<p>- I can hear her, you know. - What do you want? A medal?</p>
<p>Stop moving.</p>
<p>Thank you.</p>
<p>Manny, Ellie. Lock trunks.</p>
<p>Now!</p>
<p>Crash, Eddie. Grab on to that ledge.</p>
<p>- Funny. Now what's your real plan? - Just do it.</p>
<p>- Bye, Eddie. - Bye, Crash.</p>
<p>- Bye, Ellie. - Go now.</p>
<p>I'm sorry if what I said before offended you.</p>
<p>What do you mean &quot;if&quot; it offended me?</p>
<p>That it offended her!</p>
<p>I mean that, that it offended you.</p>
<p>- You just overreacted, that's all. - What?</p>
<p>- Take it back. - There are other lives at stake here.</p>
<p>- He's got a point. - He's got nothing.</p>
<p>- It was a misunderstanding. - It was insensitive.</p>
<p>- Apologise. - Why me? She overreacted.</p>
<p>- Just apologise. - No.</p>
<p>- Do it. - OK, I'm sorry.</p>
<p>What?</p>
<p>- He's right. I overreacted. - You mean...</p>
<p>Not another word or I'll come down there and push you over myself.</p>
<p>I got it. I got it.</p>
<p>I got it.</p>
<p>Manny, Ellie, run! Run!</p>
<p>I guess we finally did something right together.</p>
<p>Hey, don't mind me. Just hanging off the edge of a cliff here.</p>
<p>- Remember the good old days? - Which good old days?</p>
<p>You know. Yesterday, last week.</p>
<p>Back when the trees went up and down and the ground stayed under our feet.</p>
<p>Yep. Those were the good days.</p>
<p>Possums were possums and mammoths were mammoths.</p>
<p>- We should get some sleep. - Yeah.</p>
<p>Tomorrow's the day the vulture said we're all going to die.</p>
<p>Wait a minute.</p>
<p>Can I help you?</p>
<p>Now, that's what I call respect.</p>
<p>Nice.</p>
<p>Somebody here likes Sid.</p>
<p>Who is your decorator? I mean, this is fabulous.</p>
<p>Fire King.</p>
<p>Fire King? Well, you know, it's about time someone recognised my true potential.</p>
<p>Let there be fire.</p>
<p>If only the guys could see me now.</p>
<p>This is either really good or really bad.</p>
<p>No, no, no.</p>
<p>Me Fire King. Why kill Fire King?</p>
<p>A thousand years' bad juju for killing Fire King.</p>
<p>Super-heated rock from Earth's core is surging to the crust,</p>
<p>melting ice built up over thousands of years.</p>
<p>You're a very advanced race. Together, we can look for a solution.</p>
<p>We have one - sacrifice the Fire King.</p>
<p>- Well, that's not very advanced. - Worth a shot.</p>
<p>No! No!</p>
<p>Bad juju!</p>
<p>Water? Water!</p>
<p>Crash, I told you not to drink before bed.</p>
<p>I didn't do this. At least, not all of it.</p>
<p>- What's happening? - We overslept. We need to move.</p>
<p>What if we're the last creatures left alive?</p>
<p>We'll have to repopulate the Earth.</p>
<p>How? Everyone's either a dude or our sister.</p>
<p>Hi. Hey, Manny.</p>
<p>Wow. What a night. You'll never guess what happened.</p>
<p>You were sleepwalking.</p>
<p>No, no, no. I was kidnapped by a tribe of mini sloths.</p>
<p>- That was gonna be my second guess. - And they worshiped me.</p>
<p>I mean, sure, they tossed me into a flaming tar pit, but they worshiped me.</p>
<p>You were dreaming. Come on, the water's rising faster than we're moving.</p>
<p>I'm telling you, I was kidnapped. I was worshiped. Guys.</p>
<p>Fine.</p>
<p>Can we slow down a little? I'm dying here.</p>
<p>It was just a figure of speech.</p>
<p>They just sit there, watching us.</p>
<p>I wish I knew what they were thinking.</p>
<p>There. Now you know what they were thinking.</p>
<p>- Sid! - What? It's catchy.</p>
<p>- We made it. - Yeah, we showed those scary vultures.</p>
<p>It's just a little hot water and steam. How bad could it be?</p>
<p>I just did something involuntary and messy.</p>
<p>OK, come on.</p>
<p>Manny. Get back. It's a minefield out there.</p>
<p>There's only one way to go. Straight through.</p>
<p>Straight through? We'd like to keep the fur on our bodies, thank you.</p>
<p>- We'll head back and go around. - There's no time.</p>
<p>The dam will burst before we make it. We'll drown.</p>
<p>If we go through this, we get blown to bits.</p>
<p>- We go forward. - We go back.</p>
<p>- Forward. - Back.</p>
<p>- Can I say something? - No.</p>
<p>- You are so stubborn and hard-headed. - Well, I guess that proves it.</p>
<p>I am a mammoth.</p>
<p>- Come on. - Fine.</p>
<p>I don't know. Drowning sounds like a much gentler way to go.</p>
<p>Blown to bits sounds so sudden.</p>
<p>He's going to get himself killed. Manny, wait.</p>
<p>Manny.</p>
<p>Kids, look, the last mammoth.</p>
<p>I just heard you're going extinct.</p>
<p>- You can't be two things. - She thinks you're ajerk.</p>
<p>Where's your big, happy family?</p>
<p>What's wrong with you?</p>
<p>Manny, come on. We gotta go. Now!</p>
<p>That way.</p>
<p>Do not leave your children unattended. All unattended children will be eaten.</p>
<p>- Have you seen a mammoth? - No, sorry.</p>
<p>- Have you seen a mammoth? - No.</p>
<p>Possum? About 11 foot tall?</p>
<p>- Hey, buddy, have you seen a mammoth? - I sure have. Big as life.</p>
<p>- Where? - I'm looking at him.</p>
<p>Not me.</p>
<p>Poor guy doesn't know he's a mammoth.</p>
<p>- I don't see her anywhere. - Maybe she's already on board.</p>
<p>Hurry, this way. Come on.</p>
<p>- There it is. - Ellie! Help!</p>
<p>Come on, come on, run!</p>
<p>Push.</p>
<p>- You guys gotta go. - We're not leaving you.</p>
<p>- I'm not asking. - Ellie, no.</p>
<p>Ellie, don't worry. We're going for help.</p>
<p>Stay here.</p>
<p>- Help us. - Help! Somebody help.</p>
<p>Manny.</p>
<p>Manny.</p>
<p>- Manny. - It's Ellie, she's trapped in a cave.</p>
<p>Ellie.</p>
<p>Manny.</p>
<p>- Help! - I'll save you.</p>
<p>Great. Who's gonna save him?</p>
<p>You really need to brush.</p>
<p>OK, OK, OK. Jump in now.</p>
<p>Come on, 'fraidy cat. Come on.</p>
<p>You can do this, you can do this, you can do this.</p>
<p>Trust your instincts. Attack the water.</p>
<p>I am not your prey. I am not your prey.</p>
<p>I am not your prey.</p>
<p>Attack the water. Stalking the prey.</p>
<p>Claw, kick. Even babies can do it. Come on.</p>
<p>Claw, kick, claw, kick.</p>
<p>Hey. I'm stalking the prey.</p>
<p>Eddie.</p>
<p>You did it, buddy. You kicked water's butt.</p>
<p>Nothing to it. Most animals can swim as babies, you know.</p>
<p>Yeah, but not tigers. I left that part out.</p>
<p>There he is.</p>
<p>Ellie, hold on to me.</p>
<p>Manny, Manny, behind you.</p>
<p>There they are.</p>
<p>They made it.</p>
<p>We thought we'd never see you again.</p>
<p>We're gonna live.</p>
<p>We're gonna die.</p>
<p>Well, I'm not leaving.</p>
<p>Grandpa, let go of the boat. The flood's over.</p>
<p>- This is my boat now. - Come on, let's go. Come on, come on.</p>
<p>Stu. We made it. We're gonna live.</p>
<p>Well, I am anyway.</p>
<p>I'm thinking about starting a swim school.</p>
<p>Sid's Squids.</p>
<p>All hail Fire King.</p>
<p>Hi.</p>
<p>Fire King avert flood. Join us, O great and noble flaming one.</p>
<p>No, not so fast there, OK. You make a quality offer.</p>
<p>But Fire King has a prior commitment. His herd needs him.</p>
<p>He is the gooey, sticky stuff that holds us together.</p>
<p>He made this herd, and we'd be nothing without him.</p>
<p>- You mean it? - Sid. Sid.</p>
<p>That doesn't mean &quot;want to touch&quot;.</p>
<p>Don't ask.</p>
<p>We're not the last ones anymore.</p>
<p>You're not coming?</p>
<p>You wanna go with them?</p>
<p>I am a mammoth.</p>
<p>I should probably be with a mammoth.</p>
<p>Don't you think?</p>
<p>Yeah, unless...</p>
<p>Unless?</p>
<p>Unless I...</p>
<p>I just wanna say...</p>
<p>I need to tell you...</p>
<p>I hope you find everything you're looking for.</p>
<p>You too.</p>
<p>Manny, you've come a long way since we met and I'll take full credit for that,</p>
<p>but you need to let go of the past so you can have a future.</p>
<p>- Go after her. - It's OK.</p>
<p>We'll always be here for you.</p>
<p>- I'll keep in touch. - Yeah, yeah. You're a good friend.</p>
<p>Point made. Now, go on. Scat.</p>
<p>Our Manny's growing up.</p>
<p>Ellie! Ellie!</p>
<p>Manny.</p>
<p>Ellie, I don't want us to be together because we have to.</p>
<p>I want us to be together because we want to.</p>
<p>And I wanna be with you, Ellie.</p>
<p>- What do you say? - Manny, I thought you were going...</p>
<p>You're possum enough for me.</p>
<p>Well, it's just you and me now. Two bachelors knocking about in the wild.</p>
<p>Fine. But I'm not gonna carry you.</p>
<p>- I still have my pride, you know. - Come on, buddy, for old time's sake.</p>
<p>I'll carry him.</p>
<p>- But your herd's leaving. - We are now.</p>
<p>Shotgun!</p>
<p>Manny, who do you like better? Me or Diego?</p>
<p>- Diego. It's not even close. - Told you.</p>
<p>Manny, you can't choose between your kids.</p>
<p>He's not my kid. Not even my dog.</p>
<p>If I had a dog and my dog had a kid...</p>
<p>and the dog's kid had a pet, that would be Sid.</p>
<p>- Can I have a dog, Manny? - No.</p>
<p>- Ellie, can I have a dog? - Of course you can, sweetie.</p>
<p>Ellie, we have to be consistent with him.</p>
<p>I saved you, little buddy.</p>
<p>Calm down. I saved you, little buddy. Remember?</p>
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