Toy Story II script

[Squeaking]

[Whooshing]

[Rocket Firing]

[Rocket Firing]

[Hydraulics Whooshing]

[BreathingApparatus Hissing]

Buzz Lightyear mission log. All signs point to this planet as the location ofZurg's fortress,

but there seems to be no sign of intelligent life anywhere.

[Electronic Whirring]

[All Whirring]

- [Grunts] - [Laser Buzzing]

[Screaming]

[Electronic Whirring]

- [Electronic Beeping] - [Grunts]

[Gasping]

- [Beeping] - [Laughing Evilly] Come to me, myprey.

[Continues Gasping]

[Grunts]

[Electronic Buzzing]

[Screaming]

To infinity and beyond!

[Electronic Whirring]

So, we meet again, Buzz Lightyear, for the last time.

Not today, Zurg!

- [Cries Out] - [Grunts]

[Laughing Maniacally]

[Laughing Maniacally]

-  [GameTheme] - Oh, no! No!

- No, no, no, no. - Oh, you almost had him.

- I'm never gonna defeat Zurg! - Sure, you will, Rex.

- In fact, you're a better Buzz than I am. - But look at my little arms!

I can't press the "fire" button and jump at the same time!

Where is it? Where is it?

- Uh, Woody? - Huh? [Grunts]

- [Continues Grunting] - [Both] Ooh.

Hang on, cowboy!

- Woody, areyou all right? - [Grunts] Oh. Yeah.

Yeah, I'm fine, Buzz. Okay. Here's your list ofthings to do while I'm gone.

Batteries need to be changed. Toys in the bottom ofthe chest need to be rotated.

Oh, and make sure everyone attends Mr. Spell's seminar...

on what to do ifyou or a part ofyou is swallowed.

- Okay? Okay. Good. Okay. - Woody, you haven't found your hat yet, have you?

No! And Andy's leaving for cowboy camp any minute, and I can't find it anywhere!

Don't worry, Woody. In just a few hours,

you'll be sitting around a campfire with Andy making delicious, hot "sch'moes."

- They're called s'mores, Buzz. - Right. Right. Of course.

Has anyone found Woody's hat yet?

[Sergeant] Keep looking, men. Dig deeper! Negatory. Still searching.

The lawn gnome next door says it's not in theyard, but he'll keep lookin'.

[Sheep Bleating]

It's not in Molly's room. We've looked everywhere.

- I found it. - You found my hat?

Your hat? No. The missus lost her earring.

- Oh, my little sweet potato! - Oh, you found it!

Oh, it's so nice...

to have a big, strong spud around the house.

- Ooh! [Giggles] - Oh, great. That's just great.

This'll be the firstyear I miss cowboy camp, all because of my stupid hat!

- Woody, look underyour boot. - Don't be silly.

- My hat is not under my boot. - Would you just look?

[Groans] You see? No hat. Just the word "Andy."

Uh-huh. And the boywho wrote that would takeyou to camp with orwithoutyour hat.

I'm sorry, Bo.

It's just that I've been lookin' forward to this all year.

- It's my one time with just me and Andy. [Gasps] - You're cute when you care.

- Bo, not in front of Buzz. - [Purrs] Let him look.

- [Bleating] - Miss Peep, your sheep!

- [Whistles] - [Rex Screams, Grunts]

- This is Al from Al's Toy Barn, and I'm sittin' on good deals. - Whoa!

Ow! I think I'm feeling a deal hatching right now.

Whoa! Let's see what we got. We got boats for a buck, Beanies for a buck...

- Rex, turn it off! Someone's gonna hear! - Which one is off?

Buck-buck-buck! And that's cheap-cheap-cheap! So hurry on down...

For cryin' out loud, it's this one.

- I despise that chicken. - Fellas! Fellas!

- Okay, I got some good news, and I got some bad news. - What news?

The good news is I found your hat, Woody.

My hat! Slink, thankyou. Thankyou, thankyou, thankyou.

- Where'd you find it? - Well, that's the bad news.

- [Dog Barking] - Oh, it's Buster!

[Sergeant] Canine alert! Man your battle stations! Let's move, move, move!

- [Buster Growling] - Woody! Hide! Quick! - [Woody Gasps]

[Barking]

[Continues Barking]

[Beeping Electronically]

[Sniffing]

[Continues Barking]

[Growling]

[Snarling]

[Sputtering] Okay, okay, okay. Okay, okay! You found me!

Buster, all right. [Groans] Hey, how did he do, Hamm?

- Looks like a new record. - Okay, boy. Sit.

- Reach for the sky. - [Whimpering]

- Gotcha! - [Shrieks]

[Chuckles] Great job, boy.

Who's gonna miss me while I'm gone, huh?

- Who's gonna miss me? Who's gonna miss me? - [Panting]

[Woman] Andy, yougot allyourstuff?

- Have a good weekend, everybody. I'll seeyou Sunday night. - It's in myroom.

- [Barking] - Stick 'em up.

I guess we'll work on that later.

Hey, Woody. Ready to go to cowboy camp?

Andy, honey, come on. Five minutes, and we're leavin'.

Five minutes. Hmm.

Help, help! Somebody help me!

Let her go, evil Dr. Pork Chop!

[Andy, Evil Voice] Never! You must choose, SheriffWoody. Howshall she die?

Shark, or death by monkeys? [Imitates Monkey Chittering]

- Choose! - [Andy Imitating Woody] I choose Buzz Lightyear!

- What? That's not a choice! - [Andy Imitating Buzz] To infinity and beyond!

- I 'I I save you, Miss Peep. - My hero. [I m itates Kissing]

- [Andy As Woody] Thanks, Buzz. - [Andy As Buzz] No problem, buddy.

You should never tangle with the unstoppable duo ofWoody and Buzz Lightyear!

Oh, no.

Andy, let's go! Molly's already in her car seat.

- But, Mom, Woody's arm wrecked. - Oh, no.

- Maybe we can fix him on the way. - No, just leave him.

I'm sorry, honey, but you know toys don't last forever.

[Sighs]

[Gasps]

- What happened? - Woody's been shelved.

[Rex Gasps]

Andy!

- [Slinky] Woody? - [Bo Peep] Woody? Honey, are you okay?

[Andy] Yee-hah! Ride 'em, cowboy! [Whoops]

He's back? Hey, everybody! Andy's back! He's back early from cowboy camp!

- Places, everybody! Andy's coming! - [All Gasping, Chattering]

Yeah!  [Humming Lone Ranger Theme Song]

Hey, Woody! Did you miss me?

Giddyap, giddyap, giddyap. Ride 'em, cowboy!

Ohh. I forgot. You're broken.

I don't wanna playwith you anymore.

[Gasping]

No, Andy! No. No, Andy! No!

[Choking] Andy. Andy. [Garbled]

[Voice Echoing] Bye, Woody.

No! No! Andy!

No! No! Andy!

[Screaming, Gasping]

[Grunts, Coughs]

[Coughing]

- [Continues Coughing] - [Woody] Wheezy, is thatyou?

- Hey, Woody. - What are you doing up here?

I thought Mom tookyou to get your squeaker fixed months ago.

- Andywas so upset. - Nah. She just told him that to calm him down...

and then put me on the shelf.

- Why didn'tyou yell for help? - Well, I tried squeakin'.

But I'm still broken. No one could hear me. [Wheezes]

[Coughs] Besides, the dust aggravates my condition.

[Wheezes, Coughs]

What's the point in prolonging the inevitable?

We're all just one stitch away from here to there.

Yardsale? Yardsale!

Yard sale! Guys, wake up, wake up! There's a yard sale outside!

- Yard sale? - Sarge, emergency roll call!

Sir, yes, sir! Red alert!

All civilians fall in position now! Single file! Let's move, move, move!

- Hamm? Potato Head, Mr. And Mrs.? - Here. - [Both] Here.

- Troikas. Check, check, check, check, check. - I hate yard sales!

[Yelps] Someone's coming!

[Gasps]

Okay. Let's see what's up here.

[Puzzle Pieces Rattling]

Bye, Woody.

Wheezy! Think, think, Woody. Think, think, think.

Ooh... [Blows Raspberry, Sputters, Whistles]

- [Barking] - Hey. Here, boy. Here, Buster!

Up here! No, no, no, no, no, no!

Okay, boy. To the yard sale! Hyah!

- [Potato Head] What's goin'on? He's nuts. - His arm ain't that bad.

Don't do it, Woody! We love you!

[Woody] Careful on the steps, now. [Grunting]

[Buster Pants]

[Child Laughing]

Okay, boy. Let's go. And keep it casual.

[Woody] Not that casual.

[Child Babbling]

- [Hamm] Piggy bank coming through, coming through. - [Rex] Is he out there?

[Buzz] There he is.

- [Woody Grunts] - [Man Whistling]

- [Rex] He's in the box! - [Hamm] He's sellin' himself for 25 cents!

- You're worth more than that. - [Buzz] Hold on. Hold on. He's gotsomething.

- It's Wheezy! - [All] Wheezy?

Hey, it's not suicide. It's a rescue.

- [Woody Grunts] - [Wheezy Squeaking]

Good boy, Buster. Hold still. There. There you go, pal.

- Bless you, Woody. - All right, now. Back to Andy's room. Hyah!

- [Toys Laughing] - [Buzz] Way to go, cowboy.

- [Slinky] Golly bob howdy! - Woody, I'm slipping!

[Yells, Grunts]

[Child Laughing] Mommy... Mommy, look! Look at this!

- Mommy, look! It's a cowboy dolly! - Hey, that's not her toy!

[Slinky] What's that little gal think she's doin'?

- Mommy, Mommy, can we get it? Please? Mommy, please? - Oh, honey.

You don't want that toy. It's broken.

- [Mechanical Voice] There's a snake in my boot. - [Man Gasping]

Original hand-painted face. Natural-dye, blanket-stitched vest!

Little rip. Fixable. Oh, if onlyyou had your hand-stitched, polyvinyl...

[Gasps, Laughs Hysterically] A hat! I found him! I found him! I found him!

- [Continues Laughing] - [Andy's Mother] Buster! Quiet down!

- Excuse me. Can I help you? - Yes. You can help take his paws off my pal.

I'll give you, uh, 50 cents for all this junk.

- Oh, now, how did this get down here? - [Buzz] Handher the sheriff.

Nice and easy.

- Five dollars. - I'm sorry. It's an old family toy.

- [Groans] Wait! - Nowjust walk away. The other way.

- I'll give you 50 bucks for it. - Fifty bucks ain't bad.

- [Mother] It's not forsale. - Everything's for sale.

- We'll trade. You like mywatch? - Sorry.

- He's safe. Way to go! - She showed him!

- Molly, don't touch that, sweetie. - [Sputtering, Groaning]

[Potato Head] Yeah. Go home, Mr. Fancy Car.

- [Buzz] Hold on. - [Hamm] What's up?

[Rex] What is it, Buzz?

- [Crash] - [Toys] What's happening? What's he doing?

I can't watch! Can someone cover my eyes?

- [Buzz] He's stealin' Woody! - [Rex] What? He can't take Woody. It's illegal.

- Where's he goi ng? - Do something. - Buzz!

- [Gasping] - [Potato Head] Get him, Buzz.

Where's the red jacket?

[Gasping, Grunting]

[Engine Revving]

[Grunting]

[Cries Out, Grunts]

Whywould someone steal Woody?

[Grunts, Gasps]

[Gasping, Grunting]

All right. Let's review this one more time.

At precisely 8:32-ish,

Exhibit "A," Woody, was kidnapped.

Exhibit "B," a composite sketch ofthe kidnapper.

Exhibit "B," a composite sketch ofthe kidnapper.

- He didn't have a beard like that. - Fine. Etch, give him a shave.

[Slinky] The kidnapper was bigger than that.

- Oh, picky, picky, picky. - Let's just go straight to Exhibit "F."

The kidnapper's vehicle. Now, the vehicle fled the scene in this direction.

- Your eyes are in backwards. It went the otherway. - Hey. Put a cork in it.

- How doyou spell "F.B.I."? - My crime scene!

Oh, why don'tyou watch where you're going, "Godspilla"?

- I didn't know there was a crime scene. - Excuse me. Excuse me.

- A little quiet, please. Thankyou. - Huh?

[Mr. Spell] Lazytoybrain.

- Lousy try, Brian. - What areyou doing, Buzz?

It's some sort of message encoded on that vehicle's I.D. Tag.

- Liz try bran. - It's just a license plate. It's just a jumble ofletters.

Yeah, and there are about 3.5 million registered cars in the tri-county area alone.

- Lou's thigh burn. - [Buzz Groaning]

Oh, this can't help. Let's leave Buzz to playwith his toys.

Toy. Toy. Toy. Hold on!

[Mr. Spell Beeping Electronically]

- Al's Toy Barn. - Al's Toy Barn!

Etch, draw that man in a chicken suit.

- [All Gasping] - It's the chicken man!

- [Buzz] That's our guy. - I knew there was something I didn't like about that chicken.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'll be right there.

And we're gonna do this commercial in one take, do you hear me,

because I am in the middle of something really important.

- [Phone Beeps Off] - [Chuckling Maniacally]

You, my little cowboy friend, are gonna make me big buck-buck-bucks.

[Gasping, Straining]

[Grunts]

[Gasping, Grunting]

- [Siren Blaring] - [Gasps]

Andy!

I can't believe I have to drive all the way to work on a Saturday.

- All the way to work! - [Horns Honking]

[Grunting]

What? Whoa! [Screaming]

Hey! Stop! Horsey, stop! Stop! Sit, boy!

Stop it! [Screams] Sit, I said!

Whoa! Whoa. [Grunts]

- Yee-hah! - [Cries Out]

It's you! It's you! It's you! It's you! It's you!

- It's reallyyou! - What's me?

- Whoo-whee! - [Mechanical Voice] There's a snake in my boot.

- Ha! It is you! - Please stop saying that.

Prospector said somedayyou'd come.

Sweet mother of Abraham Lincoln!

The Prospector! He'll wanna meetya! [Whistles]

Say "hello" to the Prospector!

- It... It's a box. - He's mint in the box.

Never been opened.

[Pete] Turn me around, Bullseye, so I can see.

Why, the prodigal son has returned.

Yee-hah! It's you! It's you!

You're here! It's you! It's you! It's you!

Okay. I'm officially freaked-out now.

Oh, we've waited countless years for this day.

- It's good to seeyou, Woody. - Listen. I don't know wh...

- Hey, how do you know my name? - Everyone knows your name, Wood-y.

Why, you don't know who you are, do you? Bullseye?

[Gasps]

That's me.

[Gasping]

Wow.

Holy cow.

 [Western-style Theme Song]

[Announcer] Cowboy Crunchies, the cereal that's sugar-frosted and dipped in chocolate...

proudly presents:

[Chorus]  Woody's Roundup Come on, it's time to play 

- There's Jessie the yodeling cowgirl  - Yodel-ay-hee-hoo 

-  [Chorus Yodeling] - Look it! That's me!

-  Bullseye, he's Woody's horse  -  He's a smart one

-  Meet the old Prospector  - Has anyone seen my pick?

 And the man himself Ofcourse, it's time for SheriffWoody 

 He's the very best He's the rootin'-est tootin'-est cowboy 

 I n the wild, wild west 

 Woody's Roundup 

I can't find it! It doesn't seem to be on any ofthese stations.

- Keep looking. - You're going too slow. Let me take the wheel.

- [Jumbled Audio] - [Rex] It's too fast.

- How can you even tell what's on? - I can tell.

- [AISquawks] - [All] Stop! Back, back, back!

Too late. I'm in the 40s. Got to go 'round the horn. It's faster.

- [All] Back, back! Stop! - And look for the giant chicken!

Now, Etch!

That's where I need to go.

You can't go, Buzz. You'll never make it there.

Woody once risked his life to save me.

I couldn't call myselfhis friend ifl weren't willing to do the same.

So who's with me?

I'm packing you an extra pair ofshoes and your angry eyes just in case.

This is forWoodywhen you find him.

[Clears Throat] All right, but I don't think it'll mean the same coming from me.

Mr. Buzz Lightyear, youjust gotta save mypal Woody.

- [Coughing, Wheezing] - I'll do my best, son.

Okay, fellas. Let's roll.

Geronimo!

You'd thinkwith all myvideo game experience, I'd be feeling more prepared.

[Screaming]

The idea is to let go.

We'll be back before Andy gets home.

Don't talk to any toyyou don't know!

To Al's Toy Barn and beyond!

[TVJessie] They don't call this the old abandoned mine for nothin', Prospector.

I reckon we oughta get outta here.

[TVPete] Where's mygold? Hold on. I'll light me a candle.

[TV Pete] Where's my gold? Hold on. I'll light me a candle.

This sure is a fast-burnin' wick.

Blast us to smithereens! That there's dynamite!

- Holy tarnation. - I'll call for help.

Yodel-ay-hee-hoo 

Hey, critters, go get SheriffWoody. Now scurry!

[TVWoody] Good job, Bullseye. I reckon the new schoolhouse is finally done.

- [Critters Chittering] - What's that?

Jessie and Prospector are trapped in the old abandoned mine,

and Prospectorjust lit a stick of dynamite thinkin' it was a candle,

and now they're about to be blown to smithereens?

- [Rabbit] Mm-hmm. - Ride like the wind, Bullseye!

You're fannin' the flames, Jessie! It takes brains to put out that fire.

Yow! My biscuits are burnin'!

[Announcer] Will Woody and Bullseye land to safety?

Can theyreachJessie andStinky Pete in time?

Tune in next week for the exciting conclusion: "Woody's Finest Hour."

All right! All right! Next tape!

Hey, w-wait. What happened? What happens next?

- Come on! Let's see the next episode! - [Pete] That's it.

- What? - The show was canceled after that.

Wait. What about the gold mine and the cute little critters and the dynamite?

That was a great show! I mean, why cancel it?

Two words: Sput-nik.

Once the astronauts went up, children onlywanted to playwith space toys.

I know how that feels. But still, my own show.

- I mean, look at all this stuff! - [Jessie] Didn'tyou know?

Why, you're valuable property!

I wish the guys could see this. Hey-howdy-hey. That's me.

I'm on a yo-yo. [Chuckles]

Oh, hey. Nice teeth. And yet, still a good-lookin' guy.

Oh, it's a bank! Cool.

Wh-What do you do? You push the hat, and out co...

Oh, out come bubbles. Clever.

Oh, wow. Hey, what's this thing do?

[Laughing] I get it.

"There's a snake in my boot."

Oh, hey, Bullseye. Go long! Go long! Whoo!

-  [Distorted Instrumental] - A recordplayer!

- I haven't seen one ofthese in ages. -  [Fast-speed Yodeling]

-  [Singing Slows] - Okay, now. Slow.

-  [Extra-slow Singing] - Oh, that's funny, Bullseye.

Hop on, cowgirl! Think fast!

[Jessie Gasps] Oh.

- Not bad. -  It's time for Woody's Roundup 

- Whee! - [Distorted] He's the verybest

[Fast-speed] He's the rootin'-est tootin'-est cowboy... 

Look at us! We're a complete set!

- Now it's on to the museum. - Museum?

- [Record Scratching] - [Jessie Screaming]

- What museum? - The museum.

We're being sold to the Konishi Toy Museum in Tokyo.

- That's in Japan! - Japan? No, no, no, no, no. I can't go toJapan.

[Chuckles] What doyou mean?

I got to get back home to my owner, Andy. Hey, look, look. See?

- [Gasps] He still has an owner. - Oh, my goodness.

[Hyperventilating] No. Can't go.

- I can't do storage again. I just can't! - Jessie. Jessie.

- I won't go back in the dark! - What's the matter? What's wrong with her?

- Well, we've been in storage for a long time waiting foryou. - [Continues Hyperventilating]

- Why me? - The museum's only interested in the collection...

ifyou're in it, Woody.

Withoutyou, we go back into storage.

- It's that simple. - It's not fair! How can you do this to us?

Hey, look. I'm sorry, but this is all a big mistake.

- You see, I was in this yard sale... - Yard sale?

Whywereyou in a yard sale ifyou have an owner?

Well, I wasn't supposed to be there. I was trying to save another toywhen...

Was it becauseyou're damaged? Hmm? Did this Andy breakyou?

Yeah, but... No, no, no, no, no! It was... It was an accident.

- I mean... - Sounds like he really loves you.

It's not like that, okay? And I'm not going to any museum!

- Well, I'm not going back into storage! - [Door Opening]

- [Gasps] - [Pete]AI's coming! - [Gasps]

- Go! Go on, Jessie. Jessie, look at me. - Oh, oh, oh.

I promiseyou'll come out ofthe box. Now go! Go!

 [AI Humming]

It's show time!

[Chuckles] Oh, money, baby. Money, money, money.

[Laughs Evilly] And now,

the main attraction.

 [Resumes Humming]

[Gasps, Screams] No! His arm! Where's his arm?

Oh... no. No, no, no, no!

What am I gonna do? I know. I know.

[Muttering] Come on! Come on! Come on! Pick up the phone!

- [Man] Hello? - It's me. It's Al. I got an emergency here.

- Well, I'm busy. - Yes, we're all busy. Look. It has to be tonight.

- [Man Responds, Indistinct] - All right. All right. But first thing in the morning.

[Screams] It's gone! I can't believe it!

- My arm is completely gone! - All right. Come here. Let me see that.

- [Gasping] - Oh, it's just a popped seam, easily repaired.

- You should consideryourselflucky. - Lucky?

Areyou shrink-wrapped? I am missing my arm!

Big deal.

Let him go. I'm sure his precious Andy...

is dying to playwith a one-armed cowboy doll.

Why, Jessie, you know he wouldn't last an hour on the streets in his condition.

It's a dangerous world out there for a toy.

[Owl Hooting]

[Gasping]

[Chuckles]

All right. Nobody look till I get my cork back in.

- Good work, men. Two blocks down and only 19 more to go. - What?

- [All] Nineteen? - Are we gonna do this all night?

- My parts are killing me. - Come on, fellas.

Did Woody give up when Sid had me strapped to a rocket?

- [All] No. - No.

And did he give up when you threw him out ofthe back ofthat moving van?

- Oh, you had to bring that up. - No, he didn't!

We have a friend in need, and we will not rest until he's safe in Andy's room!

- ["Star-Spangled Banner"] - Now let's move out!

[Announcer] And that concludes our broadcast day.

[Static]

[Static]

[Snoring]

[Snorting]

[Crunching]

- [Crunching] - [Gasps]

Bullseye. Bullseye, go, go, go, go.

Oh, tsk. Come on. You don't wanna help me. I'm the bad guy.

You're gonna go back in storage because of me, remember? Just go.

Bullseye... [Sputtering] All right. All right.

Butyou have got to keep quiet. Come on.

Over here. Attaboy.

Okay, Bullseye. Upsy-daisy.

[Continues Snoring]

[Muffled Grunting]

[Chuckling]

Psst. Bullseye. Cut it out.

Stop it. Psst. Stop it, Bullseye. Stop it. Stop it.

Stop it.

[Rumbling]

- [Burping] - [Groaning]

[Gagging]

[Exhaling]

[Snorting]

- Phew. - [Remote Clicks]

-  Woody's Roundup Come on, it's time to play  - [Gasping]

No, Officer! I swear. [Muttering] What? [Gasps]

[Gasping, Muttering]

Uh... Oh.

Get in there. There you go. Cheap case.

- Where is the remote? -  [Theme Song Continues]

Where is the remote? [Grunting]

Why don't I put it in the same place every ti... Oh, here it is.

[Yawning]

[Muttering]

[Door Closing]

What is your problem? Look, I 'm sorry I can't help you guys out.

Really, I am. But you didn't have to go and pull a stunt like that.

What? You think I did that?

Oh, right, right. The TV just happened to turn on,

and the remote magically ended up in front ofyou!

- You calling me a liar? - Well, ifthe boot fits...

Say that again.

[Enunciating] Lfthe boot fits.

Okay, cowboy.

- Yah! - [Grunting]

How doyou like that? Take it back! Take it back!

Don't thinkjust 'cause you're a girl, I'm gonna take it easy on you.

- [Screams] - Jessie, Woody, you stop this at once.

- [Cries Out] - [Gasps]

I don't know howthat television turned on,

but fighting about it isn't helping anything.

- If I had both my arms... - The fact is, you don't, Woody,

so I suggest you just wait until morning.

- The cleanerwill come, fixyour arm... - And then I'm outta here!

Oh, no, no. Bullseye, don't take it that way.

- It's just that Andy... - Andy, Andy, Andy.

That's all he ever talks about.

[Sighs]

Hey, Buzz, can we slow down?

May I remind you that some of us are carrying over six dollars in change?

Losing health units. Must rest.

- Is everyone present and accounted for? - Not quite everyone.

- Who's behind? - Mine.

Hey, guys. Why do the toys cross the road?

- Not now, Hamm. - Oh, I love riddles. Why?

To get to the chicken on the other side! [Laughs]

- [All Whooping] - [Rex] The chicken!

- Oh, well. We tried. - We'll have to cross.

- What the... You're not turning me into a mashed potato. - [All Gasping]

I may not be a smart dog, but I know what roadkill is.

There must be a safe way.

[Buzz] Okay. Here's our chance. Ready. Set. Go.

[Whimpering]

Drop!

- [Air Hissing] - [Horns Honking]

[Buzz] Go!

[Buzz] Drop! I said "drop"!

- [Horns Honking] - [Buzz] Go!

[Mumbling]

[Buzz] Drop.

[Horn Honking, Tires Squealing]

[Buzz] Go.

That went well.

[Horns Honking]

Good job, troops. We're that much closer to Woody.

[Honking Continues]

- [Ringing] - Oh, thank goodness you're here.

Is the specimen ready for cleaning?

So, uh, how long is this gonna take?

You can't rush art.

[Bellowing]

[Wheels Squeaking]

[Wheels Squeaking]

[Slinky] Oh, no. It's closed.

We're not preschool toys, Slinky. We can read.

- [Doors Mooing] - [Man] Hey, Joe, you're late.

- We've got a ton oftoys to unload in the back. - All right. All right.

- I'm comin'. I'm comin'. - All right. Let's go.

[Rex] But the sign says it's closed.

No, no, no, no. All together. Now!

- [All Grunting] - [Doors Mooing]

[Giggling]

Whoa, Nelly! How are we going to find Woody in this place?

Look for Al. We find Al, we find Woody. Now move out!

- Woody? - Woody.

[Motor Pumping]

[Air Hissing]

Thereyou go. [Chuckles]

He's for display only.

You handle him too much, he's not gonna last.

It's amazing. You're a genius. He's just like new.

[Gasps]

Wow.

[Gasps]

[Whistles] I could use one ofthose.

You know, they make it soyou can't defeat Zurg unless you buy this book.

It's extortion. That's what it is.

Hey, I always thought the golden sectorwas the only...

- [Screams] - [Hamm] I thought we could search in style.

Nice going there, Hamm. So how about letting a toywith fingers drive?

Am I really that fat?

[Whistles]

- [Grunting] - Ow!

- What areyou doing? - You're in direct violation ofCode 6404.5,

stating all space rangers are to be in hyper-sleep...

until awakened by authorized personnel.

- Oh, no. - [Grunts] You're breakin' ranks, ranger.

Buzz Lightyear to Star Command.

- I've got an AWOL space ranger. - Tell me I wasn't this deluded.

No back talk! I have a laser, and I will use it.

- You mean the laser that's a light bulb? - [Laser Humming]

[Gasps] Has your mind been melded? You could've killed me, space ranger.

Or should I say "traitor"?

- I don't have time for this. - Halt!

I orderyou to halt!

[Both Grunting]

Listen to me. Listen. Wait.

- We've been down this aisle already. - We've never been down this aisle.

- It's pink. - Face it. We're lost.

- [Hamm] Back it up. Back it up. - [All Giggling]

- [Beach] - What a great party!

Howlow canyougo? Howlow canyougo?

[Giggling Continues]

Excuse me, ladies. Does anyone know where we might find the Al of Al's Toy Barn?

I can help.

I'm Tour Guide Barbie.

Please keepyour hands, arms and accessories inside the car, and no flash photography.

- Thankyou. - I'm a married spud. I'm a married spud.

- I'm a married spud. - Then make room for the single fellas.

[Barbie] To our right is the HotWheels aisle. Developed in 1967,

the original series had 16 cars, including the Corvette.

I beg your pardon, ma'am, butwhere's Al's office?

Please hold all questions until the end ofthe tour. Thankyou.

[Screams] It says howyou defeat Zurg! Look!

- Hey, get this outta here, "geek-osaur." - Excuse me, sir. [Gasps]

- [Potato Head] Look out! - Stop, stop, stop!

[All Yelling]

- [Rex Whimpering] - [Hamm] Turn into the spin, Barbie!

[Screams] My source of power!

No! Come back! [Yells] Hey!

Wait up! Hey! Come on! Slow down!

Dinosaur overboard! Slow down! [Cries Out]

Remain seated, please.

[Recites In Spanish]

Ow! Listen to me. Listen to me. You're not really a space ranger.

You're a toy. We're all toys. Doyou hear me?

- Well, that should hold you till the court martial. - Let me go!

You don't realize whatyou're doing!

And this is the Buzz Lightyear aisle.

Back in 1995, shortsighted retailers did not order enough dolls to meet demand.

- Hey, Buzz! - Halt! Who goes there?

Quit clownin' around and get in the car!

Buzz, Buzz, I know how to defeat Zurg!

- You do? - Come on. I'll tellyou on the way.

No, no, guys! You've got the wrong Buzz! You've got the wrong Buzz!

Say, where'd you get the cool belt, Buzz?

Well, slotted pig, they're standard issue.

No!

- [Al Chuckling] It's like printing my own money. - [Phone Ringing]

- Yeah? What? - [Man Speaking, Indistinct]

Oh, oh. Mr. Konishi. Yes, uh, I have the pictures right here.

Oh, oh. Mr. Konishi. Yes, uh, I have the pictures right here.

In fact, I'm in the car right now on myway to the office to fax them toyou.

I'm going through a tunnel! I'm breakin' up!

Oh, wow! Will you look at me? It's like I'm fresh out ofthe box!

Look at this stitching! Andy's gonna have a hard time rippin' this! Hello!

H-Hi! Hello!

Great. Nowyou can go.

Well, what a good idea.

[Pete] Woody, don't be madatJessie.

She's been through more than you know. Why not make amends before you leave, huh?

It's the leastyou can do.

[Groans] All right. But I don't know what good it'll do.

Hey. Whatcha doin' way up here?

Thought I'd get one last look at the sun before I get packed away again.

Look, Jessie. I knowyou hate me for leaving,

but I have to go back.

I'm still Andy's toy.

Well, ifyou knew him, you'd understand. See, Andy's a real...

Let me guess. Andy's a real special kid.

And to him, you're his buddy, his best friend.

And whenAndyplays withyou, it's like even thoughyou're not moving,

you feel like you're alive, because that's how he sees you.

How did you know that?

Because Emily was just the same.

She was mywhole world.

[Woman]  When somebodylovedme

 Everything was beautiful

 Every hour we spent together 

 Lives within my heart

 And when she was sad

 I was there to dry her tears 

 And when she was happy so was I 

 When she loved me 

 Through the summer and the fall 

 We had each other That was all 

Just she and I together 

 Like it was meant to be 

 And when she was lonely 

 I was there to comfort her 

 And I knew that 

 She loved me 

[Both Giggl i ng]

 So the years went by 

 I stayed the same 

 But she began to drift away 

 I was left alone 

 Still I waited for the day 

 When she'd say 

 I will always love you 

 Lonely and forgotten 

 I never thought she'd look my way 

 She smiled at me and held me 

Just like she used to do 

 Like she loved me 

 When she loved me 

 When somebody loved me 

 Everything was beautiful 

 Every hour we spent together 

 Lives within my heart 

 When she loved me 

You never forget kids I i ke Em i ly or Andy.

[Whisperi ng] But they forget you.

- J essie, I -I didn't know. - J ust go.

How long will it last, Woody? Doyou really think...

How long will it last, Woody? Do you really think...

Andy is gonna take you to college or on his honeymoon?

Andy's growing up, and there's nothingyou can do about it.

I t's your choice, Woody.

You can go back, oryou can stay with us and last forever.

You'll be adored by children for generations.

Who am I to break up the Roundup gang?

- Hey, Woody, are you in here? - Nah. This one's empty too.

- Woody! Woody! - Woody!

Pardon me, gentlemen, but have either of you seen a cowboy doll with a bad arm?

- Why, no, I haven't. - Hey! He was talkin' to me!

- No! He was talkin' to me! - Why, you...

- [Both Grunting] - You see, all along,

we thought the way into Zurg's fortress was through the main gate,

but in fact, the secret entrance is to the left, hidden in the shadows.

- To the left and in the shadows. Got it. - [AI SpeakingJapanese]

- Someone's coming. - Everyone take cover.

It was a big pileup, but I don't want to boreyou with the details.

Yes. Now, let me confirm your fax number.

- [Man] 011... [Continues] - 011. Wait. That's a lot of numbers. No. I got it.

- It's him. - The chicken man.

- Funny, he doesn't look like poultry. - [Slinky] That's the kidnapper, all right.

A kidnapper! An agent ofZurg ifl ever saw one.

[Grunting]

And the piece de resistance!

I promise the collection will be the crown jewel ofyour museum.

- It's Woody! - Nowthat I haveyourattention,

- imagine we added another zero to the price, huh? - [Man Speaking, Indistinct]

- I'll pay anything you want. - Yes! Yes!

You got a deal! I'll be on the next flight toJapan!

Quick. Into the poultry man's cargo unit.

He'll lead us toZurg. Move, move, move!

[Sputtering] Don't touch my moustache! [Scatting Happily]

[Grunts]

[AISpeaking, Indistinct]

Rich, rich, rich, rich! [Laughing Maniacally]

- [Gasps] -  [Humming Happily]

[Grunts]

 [Continues Humming]

[Groans]

[Groans]

Huh?

[Grunts]

[Doors Mooing]

[Radar Buzzing]

[Growls] Destroy Buzz Lightyear.

Destroy Buzz Lightyear. Destroy Buzz Lightyear.

- [Rex] Ha! He didn't take the bag! - No time to lose!

- [Rex] Ha! He didn't take the bag! - No time to lose!

[Grunting]

He's ascending in the vertical transporter.

All right, everyone. Hang on. We're gonna blast through the roof.

- Uh, Buzz? - To infinity and beyond!

What are you? Insane? We're wasting time. Stand still, Godzilla.

- [Grunting] - I don't understand. Somehow, my fuel cells have gone dry.

- [Screams] - [Chuckles]

[Laser Buzzing]

[Laser Stops]

- [Bell Dings] - Blast. He's on level 23.

How are we gonna get up there?

Maybe ifwe find some balloons, we could float to the top.

Areyou kidding? I say we stack ourselves up,

push the intercom and pretend we're delivering a pizza.

How about a ham sandwich... with fries and a hot dog?

- What about me? - You can be the toy that comes with the meal.

Troops! Overhere. [Grunts]

[Grunting]

Just like you said, lizard man. "In the shadows to the left."

Okay. Let's move!

Mission log. Have infiltrated enemy territorywithout detection...

and are making ourway through the bowels ofZurg's fortress.

You know, I think that Buzz aisle went to his head.

[Slinky] Oh, no. Which way do we go?

- This way! - [Potato Head] What makes you so sure?

- I'm Buzz Lightyear. I'm always sure. - [Motor Whirring]

We've been detected. The walls! They're closing in! Quick!

- Help me prop up vegetable man, orwe're done for. - Hey! Put me down, you moron!

Guys, look! It's not the walls! It's the elevator!

Come on. We've got no time to lose. Everyone grab hold!

- [Hamm] What? - [Slinky] Huh?

[Hamm] Uh, Buzz, why not just take the elevator?

They'll be expecting that.

[Rex] Hey, Buzz! Stop!

Slow down!

To overnight six packages to Japan is how much?

- [Woman Speaking, Indistinct] - What? That's in yen, right?

Dollars? [Groans] You are deliberately taking advantage...

of people in a hurry, you know that?

All right. [Sputtering] I'll do it! All right. Fine.

I'll have the stuff waiting in the lobby, and you'd better be here in 15 minutes,

- because I have a plane to catch, doyou hear me? - [Door Closing]

Whoo-hoo!

We're finally going. Can you believe it?

[Laughs] That's custom-fitted foam insulation you'll be riding in, Bullseye.

First class all the way!

You know what? I'm actually excited about this.

I mean it. I really am!

- And why shouldn'tyou be? - Yee-hah!

- Whoa! -  Swing your partner do-si-do 

- Look atyou, dancing cowboy! - Look! I'm doin' the box step!

[Woody Laughs]

[Grunting]

Uh-oh. Hey, heads up down there!

- Whoa! Pork bellies are fallin'. - Hey, how much farther, Buzz?

[Grunting] Halfway there.

[Groaning] My arms can't hold on much longer!

[Toys Crying Out]

[Grunting] Too... heavy.

- Oh! What was I thinking? My antigravity servos! - [Hydraulic Whirring]

Hang tight, everyone. I'm going to let go ofthe wall.

- What? - He wouldn't. - One...

- He would. - Two... - [All Protest]

- Three! - [Toys Screaming]

[Toys Landing, Grunting]

To infinity and beyond!

- Approaching destination. Reengaging gravity. - [Hydraulic Whirring]

[Laser Buzzing]

- Area secure. It's okay, troops. - [All Moaning]

The antigravity sickness will wear off momentarily. Now let's move!

Remind me to glue his helmet shut when we get back.

How 'bout givin' me a little intro there, Jessie?

Introducing the high-ridin'-est cowboy around...

- You forgot "rootin'-tootin'-est"! - [Giggles]

The high-ridin'-est, rootin'-tootin'-est cowboy hero of all time,

SheriffWoody!

- Say, little missy, you notice any trouble around these parts? - [Snorts Laughter]

Nary a bit, not with SheriffWoody around.

Wait-wait-wait-wait-wait! I got it! I got it! This is great! Okay!

The bandits got the critters tied up in the burning barn, and now for the best part!

Help us! The barn's on fire!

I've gotya, critters. No need to worry.

Woody saves the day again!

- Yee-hah! - Now, where's my trustysteed Bullseye?

I have to ride off into the sunset... Oh!

Ride like the wind, Bullseye! [Grunts]

[Groans, Chuckles]

[Giggling] W-W-Watch it. Wait. I'm ticklish, okay?

- Oh, you are? - No, no, no. Cut it out. Stop it. Stop it.

- No, please. No, no. Stop! Stop! - [Laughing]

[Laser Buzzing]

Mission log. Have reached Zurg's command deck, but no sign ofhim or his wooden captive.

- [Woody] Please, no! - That's Woody!

- [Howling] - This way!

[Woody] Please, please, no!

[Potato Head] Buzz, canyou see? What's going on?

[Tickling, Protests Continue]

- [Jessie] Take that! - [Potato Head] T o the left. No, your left.

- Take it up higher. - [Buzz] What's happening?

Oh, it-it's horrible. They-they're torturing him.

- [Gasps] What are we gonna do, Buzz? - Use your head!

But I don't wanna use my head!

[All Screaming]

- [All Moaning] - What's going on here?

Buzz, guys! Hey, how did you find me?

- Watch yourself! - [Slinky] We're here to spring ya, Woody!

- [Yelling] - You heard ofkung fu? Well, get ready for pork chop.

Prepare to meet Mr. Angry Eyes! [Snarling]

Holdit, now! Hey, you don't understand! These are myfriends!

- Yeah, we're his friends! - No, Rex, I mean they're my friends!

- [Growling] - Hey, stop it! Leave him alone, springy dog! Hey!

- Grab Woody, and let's go! - Fellas, hold it! Buzz, put me down!

- Quick! To the vent! - They're stealing him.

- [Pete] No! - [WoodyYelling]

- Hold it right there! - Buzz? - You again?

- Woody! Thank goodness you're all right. - Buzz, what is going on?

Hold on. I am Buzz Lightyear, and I'm in charge ofthis detachment.

- No, I'm Buzz Lightyear. I'm Buzz Lightyear! - I am Buzz Lightyear!

So, who's the real Buzz?

- I am! - I am! Don't let this impostor fool you!

He's been trained byZurg himself to mimic my every move.

[Gasps, Chokes]

- [Continues Gasping] - [All] Buzz!

I had a feelin' it was you, Buzz. My front end just had to catch up with my back end.

Will somebody please explain what's going on?

It's all right, space ranger. It's a code 546.

- [Gasps] You mean it's a... - Yes.

- And he's a... [Gasps] - Oh, yeah.

- Your Majesty. - [Chuckles]

- Woody, you're in danger here. We need to leave now. - Al's selling you to a museum...

- in Japan! - [Chuckling] I know. It's okay, Buzz.

- I actually wanna go. - What? - Areyou crazy?

Look, the thing is, I'm a rare SheriffWoody doll,

and these guys are my Roundup gang.

- What are you talking about? - What am I talking about? Woody's Roundup!

- What areyou talking about? - What am I talking about? Woody's Roundup!

Oh, it's this great old TV show, and I was the star. See? Now look.

Look! Look at me! See? That's me!

- This is weirdin' me out. - Buzz, it was a national phenomenon.

There was all this merchandise that just got packed up. Oh, you should have seen it.

There was a record player and a yo-yo... Buzz, I was a yo-yo!

- "Was"? - Woody, stop this nonsense and let's go.

Nah, Buzz. [Sighs]

I can't go. I can't abandon these guys.

They need me to get into this museum.

Without me, they'll go back into storage... maybe forever!

Woody, you're not a collector's item. You're a child's plaything.

You are a toy!

For how much longer? One more rip, and Andy's done with me.

And what do I do then, Buzz? Huh? You tell me.

Somewhere in that pad ofstuffing is a toywho taught me...

that life's onlyworth living ifyou're bein' loved by a kid.

And I traveled all this way to rescue that toy...

because I believed him.

Well, you wasted your time.

- Let's go, everyone. - What about Woody?

He's not coming with us.

But-But Andy's coming home tonight.

Then we'd better make sure we're there waiting for him.

I don't have a choice, Buzz. This is my only chance.

To do what, Woody? Watch kids from behind glass and never be loved again?

Some life.

- [TV Woody] Is everybody okay? - [TVJessie]SheriffWoody!

- I knewyou'd make it! - Now, remember, deputies,

the real treasures are your friends and family.

Before I go, kids, I want to share somethin 'special with you,

- for the times I'm not around. - Good goi ng, Woody! I thought they'd never leave.

[TV Woody Singing]  You've got a friend in me 

 You've got a friend in me 

- Woody? -  You've got troubles 

 Well, I've got 'em too 

 There isn't anything I wouldn't do 

-  We stick together and see it through 'cause  - [Sighs]

 You got a friend in me 

 Some other folks might be a little bit smarter than I am 

 Bigger andstronger too  Maybe.

 But none of them will ever love you 

 The way I do It's me andyou, boy 

 Andas theyears go by 

 Our friendship will never die 

- [Sighs] What am I doing? -  You're gonna see it's our destiny 

- Buzz! Wait! Wait! - Woody, where are you going?

You're right, Prospector. I can't stop Andy growing up.

But I wouldn't miss it for the world.

- No! - Buzz!

- Yes? - Yes? - I'm coming with you!

[Gasps] Wait! Wait-wait-wait-wait. I'll be back in just a second.

Way to go, cowboy!

- Hey, you guys... Come with me. - What?

Andywill playwith all of us. I know it!

Woody, l-l... I don't know. L...

Wouldn'tyou give anything just to have one more daywith Emily?

Come on, Jessie. This is what it's all about: To make a child happy.

And you know it. Bullseye, are you with me?

[Chuckling] Okay, good boy.

Prospector, how 'bout you?

- [Metallic Thud] - [Gasps]

- [Jessie] Prospector? - You're outta your box!

I tried reasoning with you, Woody,

but you keep forcing me to take extreme measures.

Wait a minute. You turned on the TV last night, notJessie.

Look, we have an eternity to spend together in the museum.

Let's not start off by pointing fingers, shall we?

- You reallyare Stinky Pete, aren'tyou? - Prospector, this isn't fair.

"Fair"? I'll tell you what's not fair:

Spending a lifetime on a dime-store shelfwatching every other toy be sold.

Well, finally mywaiting has paid off,

and no hand-me-down cowboy doll is gonna mess it up for me now!

Buzz. Help, Buzz! Guys!

It's too late, Woody. That silly Buzz Lightweight can't helpyou.

His name is Buzz Lightyear.

Whatever. I've always hated those upstart space toys.

[Grunting] It's stuck! What do we do?

- Should I use my head? - [Grunts, Gasps]

- [Rumbling] - It's Al!

[Gasps]

Look at the time. I'm gonna be late!

Oh, figures. I can't miss this flight! I've gotta pack.

All right. Let's see. Uh, wallet, keys, tickets,

uh, passport, beefjerky... very expensive over there.

Shower! [Sniffs] Oh, I can skip the shower.

Ljust gotta get outta here now! [Mutters Indistinctly]

Quick! T o the elevator!

- [Buzzing] - Hurry. I can hear it coming.

[Gasps]

So, we meet again, Buzz Lightyear...

for the last time.

Aah! It's Zurg! Watch out! He's got an ion blaster!

[Moans]

[Bell Dings]

Quick! Get on!

- [Gasps] - [Whimpers]

The emergency hatch! Come on!

[Whimpers, Yells, Moans]

[Groans]

Huh?

- Come on! Hurry! - [Whimpers] But Buzz is in peril!

[Recording, Repeating] Buzz... Buzz... Buzz... Lightyear to the rescue!

[Muttering]

Surrender, Buzz Lightyear. I have won.

I'll never give in. You killed my father!

No, Buzz. I am your father.

Noooo!

[Sighs Impatiently] Come on! Come on! Come on!

[Whimpers] Buzz, you could have defeated Zurg all along!

You just need to believe in yourself! [Gasps]

- Prepare to die! - [Whimpers] I can't look!

Wh-Wh-Whoa!

[Yelling]

I did it. I finally defeated Zurg!

Father.

Father.

[Gasps, Grunts]

- [Bell Dings] - Ah, finally!

[Toys Grunt]

[Door Slams, Engine Starts]

- [Horns Honking] - How are we gonna get him now?

Pizza, anyone?

- Go, go, go! [Grunts] - I got it!

- Buzz, areyou coming? - No, I have a lot of catching up to do with my dad.

Good throw, son. That's my boy. Go long, Buzzy!

- Oh, you're a great dad. Yippee! - Farewell.

- Does anyone know how to drive? - Slink, take the pedals. Rex, you navigate.

Hamm and Potato, operate the levers and knobs.

Whoa.

Ohh.

- Strangers. - From the outside.

- Oh, no. - He's at a red light! We can catch him!

- Maximum power, Slink! - [Engine Revs]

Whaa! It turned green! Hurry!

- Whywon't it go? - Use the Wand of Power.

- [Gears Grinding] - [Tires Squealing]

- [Screams] - Ooh! Ow! Ooh!

- Rex, which way? - Left! No, no! I mean right!

That's right! No, I mean left! Left is right!

Buzz, he's turning left! He's turning left!

- Oh, oh, boy! - [Gasps]

Whoa-oa-oa-oa!

Oh, I seriously doubt he's gettin' this kind of mileage.

Go right! To the right! Right-right-right-right!

- Whoa! - [Gasps, Groans]

- You have saved our lives. We are eternally grateful. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. Whatever.

[Woman Over P.A.] The white zone is for immediate loading and unloading...

No parking.

Guys, we can't park here! I t's a white zone!

You have saved our lives. We are eternally grateful.

- Final boarding call for Far EastAirlines... - There he is!

Flight 451 to Tokyo; all confirmed passengers must board at this time.

[Man Over P.A.] Passenger Twitch, passenger Leon Twitch, please pick up...

- You have saved our lives. We are eternally grateful. - Will youjust leave me alone?

- [Rex] Oh! Someone 's coming! - [Girl] Ooh, a puppy!

Uh, bark-bark-bark-bark. Bark-bark-bark-bark-bark.

Listen, flyboy. The contents of that case are worth more than you make in a year!

- You got that, sport! You be careful! - I understand, sir.

- Doyou have a "fragile"sticker or something? - Don't worry, sir.

I had a box ofcookies once that came back as crumbs!

- The Mystic Portal! - Oooh.

Once we go through, we just need to find that case.

[Gasps]

[Toys Screaming]

[All Groaning]

- Ow! There's the case! - No, there's the case!

You take that one! We'll take this one!

[All Grunt]

Whoa-oa! Buzz!

Buzz, my back end's goin' to Baton Rouge!

- Slinky! - [Panting]

Here we come, Woody! Woody, here we come! Woody!

- [All Groan] - Nice flash though.

[Panting]

[Panting] Okay, Woody, let's go!

- [Grunts, Groans] - Take that, space toy.

Hey! No one does that to my friend! [Grunts]

- [Yells] - Your choice, Woody.

You can go to Japan together or in pieces.

Lfhe fixed ya once, he can fix ya again. Now get in the box!

- Never! - Fine!

- [Gasps] - [Yells]

[All Shout]

- No! Aaah! - Gotcha!

Idiots! Children destroy toys!

You'll all be ruined, forgotten!

Spending eternity rotting in some landfill!

Well, Stinky Pete, I think it's timeyou learned the true meaning ofplaytime.

- Right over there, guys! - [Whimpering] No. No! No!

[Woman OverP.A.] AtlanticAirflight eight...

is nowarriving...

[Girl] Look, Barbie. A big ugly man doll.

Ooh, he needs a makeover.

- [Whimpering] - Hi! You'll like Amy.

- [Gasps] - She's an artist!

[Sobbing]

[Mother] Come on, hon!

Happy trails, Prospector.

- Buzz! Woody! - Help us out here!

- [Gasping] - Hurry!

- Oh, no. Jessie! Come on! - Oh, Woody!

[Jessie Screaming]

Jessie! [Whistles]

[Grunts] Come on, Buzz.

- Yah! - Ride like the wind, Bullseye!

Hey-howdy-hey! Giddyap!

[Buzz] Come on, Bullseye! Yah!

Buzz, give me a boost!

[Grunting, Panting]

- Oh! Ohh! Oohhh! - Woody!

[Grunting]

[Grunts]

- Here's the rest! - [Panting] Ah!

[Glass Tinkling, Shattering]

[Panting, Grunting]

Excuse me, ma'am, but I believe you're on the wrong flight.

- Woody! - Come on, Jess. It's time to take you home.

- But... what if Andy doesn't like me? - Nonsense!

Andy'll loveyou! Besides,

- he's got a little sister. - He does?

- Why didn'tyou say so? Let's go! - Whoa!

[Man] Holdit! There's a couple more bags coming from the terminal!

Okay. On three.

- One, two... - Too late!

Put 'em on the next flight!

Put 'em on the next flight!

- This is bad. - How are we gonna get outta here?

- [Latch Clicks] - Over there! Come on!

[Grunting]

- You sure about this? - No! Let's go!

[Both Gasp]

- [Yelling] - Hold on, Woody!

- [Ripping Sound] - [Yelling]

- What's a cowboywithout his hat? - Buzz!

- [Engines Accelerating] - [Whimpering]

Buzz! Buzz, get behind the tires!

[Panting, Grunting]

Jessie, let go ofthe plane!

- What? Areyou crazy? - Just pretend it's the final episode of Woody's Roundup.

But it was canceled! We never saw ifyou made it!

Well, then, let's find out together!

[Both Screaming]

Oh-oh-oh.

- We did it! We did it! We did it! - [Laughing]

- Nice ropin', cowboy. - That was definitely Woody's finest hour!

- [Laughing] - Your hat, partner.

- Hoo-hoo! - [Engines Roaring]

Let's... go home.

Yee-hah!

[Panting]

 [Hums Lone Ranger Theme]

Hey, Woody! Woody?

Oh, wow! New toys!

Cool! Thanks, Mom!

It's Bazooka Jane and herjet-propelled horse! [Makes Jet Sounds]

Woody, Buzz, that polecat Zurg has stolen my space cows!

[Continues, Indistinct]

Andy, come on, hon. Time to go.

- Hey, you fixed Woody! - Yeah.

Glad I decided not to take him to camp. His whole arm might have come off.

Well, what do you know?

Yee-hah! Oh, Bullseye,

we're part of a family again!

Hmm?

Uh, m-ma'am, I, uh... [Clears Throat]

Well, I just wanted to say you're a brightyoung woman with a beautiful "yarnful" ofhair.

Uh, "hairful" ofyarn. It's, uh... Whoo... Uh...

- [Clears Throat] I must go. - Well, aren't you the sweetest space toy I ever met?

[Barking]

- What's that? Bark-bark? - [Barking]

This fella says he needs to go out for a little private time.

That critter needs help!

Yodel-ay-hee-hoo 

- [Grunts] - [Barks]

Ooh, ooh, oh... Hey, Rex, I could use a hand over here, buddy.

I don't need to play... I've lived it!

- No-no-no-no! Oh, nuts! - [Clicks Channel]

[Weeping] Welcome to Al's Toy Barn.

We've got the lowest prices in town.

Everything for a buck-buck-buck. [Sobbing]

Well, I guess crime doesn't pay.

Oh, Andy did a great job, huh? Nice and strong!

- I like it. Makes you look... tough. - [Giggles]

- [Smooching] - [Laughing]

- You have saved our lives. We are eternally grateful. - [Groans]

You saved their lives? Oh, my hero!

- And they're so adorable! Let's adopt them! - Daddy!

- Oh, no. - [Squeaking]

Wheezy, you're fixed!

Oh, yeah. Mr. Shark looked in the toy box and found me an extra squeaker.

- And... how do you feel? - Oh, I feel swell.

In fact, I think I feel a song comin' on.

 [Big Band]

[Robert Goulet's Voice] You've got a friend in me 

You've got a friend in me 

You just remember whatyour old pal said 

-  Babe, you've got a friendin me - [Barking]

- [Giggling] -  Yeah, you've got a friendin me 

Come on over. Oh, you are such a big girl.

Andy, you think she's ready to drive the caryet?

- Yeah, and I can teach her. - [Barking]

- You still worried? - About Andy?

- Nah. It'll be fun while it lasts. - I'm proud ofyou, cowboy.

Besides, when it all ends, I'll have old Buzz Lightyear to keep me company...

for infinity and beyond.

You're gonna see it's our destiny 

- You got a friend in me  - Yes, you do 

-  You've got a friendin me -  That's the truth

 You've got a friend

 In me 

Yeah!

Yeah!

WOODY'S ROUNDUP RIGHTHERE EVERY DAY 

 WOODY'S ROUNDUP COME ON, IT'S TIME TO PLAY 

 THERE'SJESSIE THE YODELING COWGIRL 

 [Chorus Yodeling]

 BULLSEYE HE'S WOODY'S HORSE HE'S A SMART ONE.

 MEET THE OLD PROSPECTOR 

 AND WOODY THE MAN HIMSELF 

 OF COURSE, IT'S TIME FOR WOODY'S ROU N DU P 

 HE'S THE VERY BEST HE'S THE ROOTIN'-EST TOOTIN'-EST COWBOY 

 IN THE WILD, WILD WEST 

 WOODY'S ROU N DU P COME ON AND GA THER 'ROUND 

 WOODY'S ROU N DU P WHERE NOBODY WEARS A FROWN 

 BAD GUYS GO RUNNIN' WHENEVER HE'S IN TOWN 

 HE'S THE ROOTIN'-EST TOOTIN'-EST, SHOOTIN'-EST HOOTIN'-EST COWBOY AROUND 

 WOODY'S ROU N DU P 

 YOU'VE GOT A FRIEND IN ME 

 YOU'VE GOT A FRIEND IN ME 

 WHEN THE ROAD L OOKS ROUGH AHEAD 

 AND YOU'RE MILES AND MILES FROM YOUR NICE, WARM BED 

 YOUJUST REMEMBER WHA T YOUR OLD PAL SAID 

 SON, YOU'VE GOT A FRIEND IN ME 

 YEAH, YOU'VE GOT A FRIEND IN ME 

 YOU'VE GOT A FRIEND IN ME 

 YOU'VE GOT A FRIEND IN ME 

 YOU GOT TROUBLES THEN I GOT 'EM TOO 

 THERE ISN'T ANYTHING I WOULDN'T DO 

 WE STICK TOGETHER WE CAN SEE IT THROUGH 

 'CAUSE YOU'VE GOT A FRIEND IN ME   YES, YOU DO 

 YEAH, YOU'VE GOT A FRIEND IN ME 

 SOME OTHER FOLKS MIGHT BE A LITTLE SMARTER THAN I AM 

 BIGGER AND STRONGER TOO 

 MA YBE 

 BUT NONE OF THEM WILL EVER L OVE YOU 

 THE WA Y I DO JUST ME AND YOU, BABE 

 AND AS THE YEARS GO BY 

 OUR FRIENDSHIP WILL NEVER DIE 

 YOU'RE GONNA SEE IT'S OUR DESTINY 

 YOU'VE GOT A FRIEND IN ME 

 YOUJUST REMEMBER WHA T YOUR OLD PAL SAID 

 SON, YOU'VE GOT A FRIEND IN ME 

 AND AS THE YEARS GO BY   GO BY 

 OUR FRIENDSHIP WILL NEVER DIE   DIE 

 YOU'RE GONNA SEE IT'S OUR DESTINY 

 YOU'VE GOT A FRIEND IN ME   YES, YOU DO 

 YOU'VE GOT A FRIEND IN ME   YES, YOU DO 

 YOU'VE GOT A FRIEND IN ME 

 YEAH