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<p>英文剧本: 当男人爱上女人 When A Man Loves A Woman</p>
<p>&nbsp;</p>
<p>When A Man Loves A Woman script</p>
<p>When a man loves a woman</p>
<p>Can't keep his mind on nothin'else</p>
<p>He'll trade the world for the good thing he's found</p>
<p>If she is bad, he can't see it</p>
<p>She can do no wrong</p>
<p>Turn his back on his best friend</p>
<p>If he put her down</p>
<p>When a man loves a woman</p>
<p>Spend his very last dime</p>
<p>Tryin'to hold on to what he needs</p>
<p>He'll give up all his comforts</p>
<p>And sleep out in the rain</p>
<p>- lf she said that's the way it ought to be - Hey, that looks good.</p>
<p>That sandwich. Looks good. You on your lunch hour?</p>
<p>[Sighs] Any news? In the paper?</p>
<p>Would you like to read a section of this?</p>
<p>No, thanks. I, uh, actually read for a living,</p>
<p>so that's the last thing I want to be doing with my lunch hour.</p>
<p>- Oh, excuse me. Sorry, excuse me. - Hey!</p>
<p>Miss...</p>
<p>- You okay? - Yeah.</p>
<p>- [Sighs] - What?</p>
<p>Where are you going after this?</p>
<p>Why would you be asking that?</p>
<p>Ah. I am a pilot.</p>
<p>And I'm gonna barely make my flight to Seattle-Tacoma,</p>
<p>and I haven't had a chance to pick up my laundry.</p>
<p>- And? - I thought you could pick it up for me.</p>
<p>- [Chuckles] - [Laughs]</p>
<p>I'd give you the money and everything.</p>
<p>Here's the receipt... and $30. That should cover it.</p>
<p>What do you propose that I do with your laundry after I pick it up?</p>
<p>Good question. Ahh.</p>
<p>Here's the keys to my place.</p>
<p>The address is on the, uh, little thing,</p>
<p>and I will be there at about 12:30, and...</p>
<p>you can bring it by then.</p>
<p>- After midnight? - Uh, excuse me, actually...</p>
<p>Now hold on. One second, one second.</p>
<p>If I could impose one further question.</p>
<p>- Okay. - Why wouldn't I drop off your laundry...</p>
<p>at my convenience, since I have your key?</p>
<p>Because then I wouldn't be able to thank you properly.</p>
<p>Oh, I see. And how would you do that?</p>
<p>I would give you something...</p>
<p>that you can take away with you.</p>
<p>And what might that be?</p>
<p>- Oh, you want to know up front? - Oh, yeah. [Laughs]</p>
<p>Excuse me.</p>
<p>I bake.</p>
<p>You bake?</p>
<p>[Laughing] You bake?</p>
<p>You like... chocolate.</p>
<p>I'm allergic... to chocolate.</p>
<p>Do you like... carrot cake?</p>
<p>Very much.</p>
<p>[Man] Well, then?</p>
<p>Cream cheese frosting?</p>
<p>My specialty.</p>
<p>[Other Patrons] Check it out. Look!</p>
<p>[Other Patrons Laughing]</p>
<p>Mmm.</p>
<p>[Patrons] Jesus! Whoa!</p>
<p>- Cable guy come this morning? - [Laughing] Mm-mm-mm.</p>
<p>[Man] No? That's three weeks those kids are without adult movies.</p>
<p>What a in' world.</p>
<p>Hey, that looks good. Is that Chablis?</p>
<p>Does anyone have, like, a towel or something?</p>
<p>Now, this is you. Inside.</p>
<p>Not inside the dress. Inside the body.</p>
<p>- How did I get in there? - That's a whole other set of videos.</p>
<p>And they won't let you watch those.</p>
<p>- Give me an Eskimo. - [Younger Girl] There you are.</p>
<p>Why wasn't your real daddy there?</p>
<p>- You say the dumbest things. - I'm four years old.</p>
<p>[Woman] Guys?</p>
<p>- [Older Girl] Mom, can you tell her? - Ohh!</p>
<p>I married your daddy...</p>
<p>because he made me a cake with cream cheese frosting.</p>
<p>That's how much he wanted me.</p>
<p>- How come Daddy wanted you? - [Gasps]</p>
<p>God, woman, just look at her.</p>
<p>Ooh, late! Second team, take over.</p>
<p>- [Alarm Wailing] - Porsche.</p>
<p>Jesus, one more time. Amy?</p>
<p>Jess has to do her homework tonight so she doesn't leave it for the weekend.</p>
<p>- [Alarm Continues] - Let's go. Amy, did you get that?</p>
<p>Which part were you afraid I missed?</p>
<p>Amy?</p>
<p>Sorry.</p>
<p>Happy anniversary.</p>
<p>[Alarm, Barking Dogs, Sirens Continue]</p>
<p>[With A Southern Accent] It's a press-on tattoo! [Laughs]</p>
<p>It says, &quot;If found naked, please return to Alice Green.&quot;</p>
<p>It's to wear on trips, so that the stewardesses know you're spoken for.</p>
<p>- Flight attendants. - Flight attendants, whatever.</p>
<p>- Very thoughtful. - Mmm.</p>
<p>I went over the twenty bucks.</p>
<p>Oh, hey, I didn't go over the twenty bucks.</p>
<p>- Really? - Yeah.</p>
<p>You rat.</p>
<p>That's incredible.</p>
<p>Now I'm gonna have to do that thing to you tonight.</p>
<p>[&quot;My Funny Valentine&quot;]</p>
<p>[Alice] I think she wants you, baby.</p>
<p>- [Laughs Loudly] - Hello, how you doin'?</p>
<p>[Woman] Fine. [Laughs] Ooh, good dancer.</p>
<p>- Thank you. - Ooh! [Laughs] Thanks.</p>
<p>- [Man] How was he? - [Woman] Great.</p>
<p>[Laughing]</p>
<p>[Laughing]</p>
<p>Happy anniversary.</p>
<p>- Ohh! - [Groaning]</p>
<p>- [Car Alarm Wailing] - [Alice Laughing]</p>
<p>- Oh. - Ohh! Porsche again.</p>
<p>Oh, honey. C'mere.</p>
<p>- Mm-mm. - No, no, no. Alice?</p>
<p>- Honey? - Goddammit.</p>
<p>[Groans]</p>
<p>Hey! It's 1.'00 in the morning.</p>
<p>People are trying to have  up here!</p>
<p>Alice, there's nobody down there. You're talking to a car.</p>
<p>Goddammit!</p>
<p>- Alice. - [Alarm, Siren Continues]</p>
<p>- [Moans] - Alice!</p>
<p>- Alice. - Damn it! Shut up!</p>
<p>- Alice! - [Dogs Barking]</p>
<p>- Alice, I'm not gonna like this. - Here.</p>
<p>- Agh! - Ooh!</p>
<p>- Agh! Agh! Shut up! - Ooh. Ah.</p>
<p>Ohh!</p>
<p>Shit!</p>
<p>[Alice Muttering]</p>
<p>[Alarm Continues]</p>
<p>Okay, batter up. Right here!</p>
<p>[Alarm Wailing, Alice Shouting]</p>
<p>Right here. C'mon, let's go.</p>
<p>Yeow!</p>
<p>[Shrieking]</p>
<p>- Ohh. - [Laughing Hysterically]</p>
<p>Mmmm.</p>
<p>I'll start your shower.</p>
<p>You're not suggesting I go to work.</p>
<p>Yes.</p>
<p>Can you promise no one will be loud?</p>
<p>Six hundred kids? Sure.</p>
<p>[Sighs]</p>
<p>Go on.</p>
<p>Get dressed, sugar. We're runnin' late.</p>
<p>See, I'm not sure that Matthew Wasserman's glance...</p>
<p>at your breasts rises to the level of ual harassment.</p>
<p>Well, what if he said, &quot;You know you want it&quot;?</p>
<p>- Did he? - No. But what if he did?</p>
<p>Well, that would be closer.</p>
<p>I think if we can get him to lift up your dress, we can put him away.</p>
<p>So, uh... [Clears Throat]</p>
<p>What is the deal with cutting language lab? Shit!</p>
<p>[Sighs]</p>
<p>Another self-mutilation day.</p>
<p>[Sighs] I'm checking on availability for end-of-the-day wind-down.</p>
<p>Oh, come on. My problems gotta be more sordid than Shannon's.</p>
<p>Okay, a quick one. Michael's got a trip.</p>
<p>Yes.</p>
<p>- Hi. Where's Alice? - Hey.</p>
<p>- That's right, where's Alice? Bye. - Amy! Amy!</p>
<p>Amy, Amy, Amy, Amy.</p>
<p>[Sighs] Listen, I, uh, got a trip.</p>
<p>I'm late, and Wayne's supposed to meet me. I've got no way to call him.</p>
<p>He's waiting at my Lamaze class. I just can't not show up.</p>
<p>Amy... Amy, this is important. I got a trip.</p>
<p>You're not saying... my life is less important?</p>
<p>Of course not.</p>
<p>I didn't think so. Bye.</p>
<p>She didn't come home.</p>
<p>I did notice that.</p>
<p>I have a trip.</p>
<p>What if she doesn't get back?</p>
<p>I'll just go down to the corner and offer the first person I see five bucks to stay with you.</p>
<p>- Michael. - Okay, ten bucks.</p>
<p>[Sighs]</p>
<p>You're so pretty.</p>
<p>Twenty minutes, lights out.</p>
<p>- Okay? - Okay.</p>
<p>[Michael] You're okay.</p>
<p>I've called everyone we know.</p>
<p>Hospitals. School.</p>
<p>- [Laughs] - Huh?</p>
<p>- You're up. - I'm supposed to be up.</p>
<p>I'm just supposed to be doing it in Chicago.</p>
<p>Ohh.</p>
<p>Hey. Stop that.</p>
<p>You got a trip. [Sighs]</p>
<p>Really. I better get a move on.</p>
<p>I forgot that. I'm sorry... about your trip.</p>
<p>- What happened? - [Sighs]</p>
<p>- We went for a drink. - Pam.</p>
<p>Yeah, Pam. My friend. She needed me. She needed to talk.</p>
<p>- She needed me 'causeJoe is an asshole. - [Ball Slamming]</p>
<p>I'm glad she needed you, 'cause she's the one that got you.</p>
<p>- Nobody else got a ing phone call. - We were just talking.</p>
<p>She was crying, and, uh...</p>
<p>Ah, when I looked at the time, I just figured you were asleep, so, uh...</p>
<p>l-l-I don't know how I forgot the trip.</p>
<p>I don't know either.</p>
<p>Christ, Michael.</p>
<p>You don't know what I go through. You don't have a ing clue.</p>
<p>- What do you go through? - My job, for one,</p>
<p>the girls, and... and running this place.</p>
<p>And I know a lot of women go through the same thing,</p>
<p>but their husbands aren't gone half the time.</p>
<p>[Sniffling] I miss you...</p>
<p>when you go.</p>
<p>[Sniffles, Sighs]</p>
<p>You got pressures, you come to me.</p>
<p>Why do that to you? What're you supposed to do with all that?</p>
<p>Let me worry about that.</p>
<p>I'm gonna trade Ed Buckley for a trip to Mexico for a week, and we're gonna disappear.</p>
<p>Would you like that? Would you like to disappear?</p>
<p>- Go get some candy from Grandpa and Mama Andretti. - [Chuckles]</p>
<p>Hello, Casey, Casey! How are ya?</p>
<p>Ha-ha! Look what I got for you. See?</p>
<p>I'm not staying with her.</p>
<p>Hey, it's gonna be okay, honey.</p>
<p>Yeah, but she doesn't care about us.</p>
<p>Listen, she's crazy about you, and she's gonna spoil you rotten.</p>
<p>- Hi, Mom. How are you? Thanks for coming. - Hello, Michael, dear.</p>
<p>She still puts you down, and I don't like it.</p>
<p>Hey, you're gonna have to cut Grandma a little bit of slack. She hasn't had the easiest life.</p>
<p>Jessica.</p>
<p>How's my sweet angel?</p>
<p>Oh, just fine, Mom. How are you?</p>
<p>- Have you lost weight? - No.</p>
<p>I guess you're just tired.</p>
<p>Wish I had time to be tired.</p>
<p>- Give me a smile. C'mon, give me a big smile! - Walter.</p>
<p>- Don't let Michael carry all those bags in by himself! - Sorry.</p>
<p>It's all right, Ma. It's only two bags.</p>
<p>Well, give him the small one. He likes to feel useful.</p>
<p>I got it. I got it. I got it.</p>
<p>Mom, can I get you anything before we...</p>
<p>fly off and leave you with the kids?</p>
<p>The best thing you can do for me is just have the grandest time in the world...</p>
<p>and come home rested, please?</p>
<p>- Hello. - Hey, Dad.</p>
<p>When Mama comes home we're gonna have a big surprise for her.</p>
<p>We're gonna have the whole house clean.</p>
<p>- Won't that be nice? - [Casey] Mm-hmm.</p>
<p>- Thanks. I gotta go. Bye. Bye, girl. Thanks. Bye. - Have fun.</p>
<p>[Michael] Thanks.</p>
<p>[Grandpa] Safe trip.</p>
<p>- [Jess] Bye, Mom. I love you. - Love you. Bye.</p>
<p>- [Grandma] Okay, let's go. - [Michael] Don't clean too hard.</p>
<p>[Car Starting]</p>
<p>- [With A Southern Accent] It's a press-on tattoo. - [Giggles]</p>
<p>Just in case. You never know what might happen in Mexico.</p>
<p>Found a guy at the beach who'll watch us have .</p>
<p>Oooh.</p>
<p>- A local? - Mm-hmm.</p>
<p>- C'mon, honey. - Ooh.</p>
<p>Okay. C'mon.</p>
<p>[Spanish]</p>
<p>Ah.</p>
<p>Baby. Gotta tell you somethin'. Listen. [Clears Throat]</p>
<p>I think we should do this more often.</p>
<p>[Clears Throat] I do.</p>
<p>Because... they paid you to fly here.</p>
<p>I got a pass.</p>
<p>The hotel is a remarkable discount.</p>
<p>There are meals, as you've said before. [Giggles]</p>
<p>You gotta eat anyway.</p>
<p>- So we can afford this. - Not unless they comp the drinks.</p>
<p>Ohh. What's that supposed to mean? Hmm?</p>
<p>- Hey! - You lookin' for a fight, buster?</p>
<p>- No. Sit down, Alice. - Buster, buster.</p>
<p>- Wait, I got a few moves here. - Alice, Alice! Please.</p>
<p>- [Shouting] Hey! Alice! - If you want a fight, I can give you...</p>
<p>- all the trouble you can handle. - Sit down. Okay, I know you can.</p>
<p>Alice, sit down. [Shouts] Sit!</p>
<p>- Sit. - Woof.</p>
<p>Alice! Alice!</p>
<p>[Michael Gasping, Coughing]</p>
<p>I'm waiting for my spanking.</p>
<p>I know we have pressures, and we need to have fun.</p>
<p>But wringing you out at the end of an evening is less fun than it used to be.</p>
<p>But wringing you out at the end of an evening is less fun than it used to be.</p>
<p>And thinking back, it's been going on for quite a while, Alice.</p>
<p>What's wrong, babe?</p>
<p>Can you talk about it?</p>
<p>You scared me last night.</p>
<p>Didn't you scare you?</p>
<p>Huh? What's gonna happen?</p>
<p>I'm gonna stop drinking so much.</p>
<p>Last night was the best thing that could've happened.</p>
<p>Straightened my ass out.</p>
<p>I promise you.</p>
<p>I promise me.</p>
<p>- [Michael] Hey! - [Alice] Jessie! Ow!</p>
<p>- [Michael] Pinatas! - They're here!</p>
<p>- [Grandma] Oh, honey, don't get dirty! - [Michael] Casey!</p>
<p>- Hey! - Someone's getting married.</p>
<p>Hi, pretty girl!</p>
<p>- Hi, Casey. - You look wonderful.</p>
<p>- Hey. - [Grandma] Hi. Oh, my God, I hope those pinatas aren't full of candy!</p>
<p>- You'll ruin their teeth. - Hi, Daddy.</p>
<p>- [Grandpa] Good to see ya. - Hey, Pops, how are you?</p>
<p>[Alice] Oh, man.</p>
<p>- [Alice] Hi, Mom. - [Grandma] Hi, honey.</p>
<p>[Michael] I smell Murphy's Oil.</p>
<p>[Grandma] Yes. I used it...</p>
<p>[Grunting]</p>
<p>[Sighs]</p>
<p>Sh-h-hit.</p>
<p>[Doorbell Ringing]</p>
<p>Well, everything's fine on the curb.</p>
<p>Garbage compulsion. I feel much better now.</p>
<p>Come on, baby, it's late!</p>
<p>[Michael] Casey?</p>
<p>You're not going to Dana's.</p>
<p>Case? I think we're gonna have to fill out one of those homicide reports for Felicia.</p>
<p>She's soaking off her makeup.</p>
<p>Oh.</p>
<p>[Sighs]</p>
<p>- Did I miss something? - She didn't do her book report, so she can't go to Dana's.</p>
<p>- It's not due 'til Monday. - I told you last night not to save it for the weekend, to...</p>
<p>[Michael] Good morning. Good morning.</p>
<p>Good morning. Good morning, first words out of our mouth.</p>
<p>I think we have all we can handle right now with our coffee and our little spoon.</p>
<p>[Cartoon Voice On Television] Ready! Take her away.</p>
<p>- [Cartoon Voice] Steady now! - So, you go to Dana's,</p>
<p>and the report gets done first thing Saturday...</p>
<p>and not last thing Sunday. Okay?</p>
<p>- What's the difference? - The difference between me helping you do it,</p>
<p>- and me pulling your lungs out through your belly button. - [Girls Giggle]</p>
<p>- Sorry I'm late. - That's okay.</p>
<p>Um... Casey's taking a nap, and...</p>
<p>Jess is teaching Samantha how to use the computer.</p>
<p>Hmph. Hmm.</p>
<p>You all right?</p>
<p>Ah, ohh. Whoa.</p>
<p>I had lunch at this Thai place, and, uh,</p>
<p>something in the oil maybe, but...</p>
<p>I'll be fine. See ya tomorrow.</p>
<p>Uh, Alice, um... I can call my mom.</p>
<p>I'm sure I can stay and make some supper.</p>
<p>I said, see ya tomorrow!</p>
<p>- Alice, I think you should maybe... - Ah, ah, Amy.</p>
<p>Go home.</p>
<p>Okay?</p>
<p>Please! Go home.</p>
<p>You get some rest.</p>
<p>And I'll call you a little later.</p>
<p>Mom. Look.</p>
<p>Samantha drew a Buick on the computer. It's green.</p>
<p>Do your homework.</p>
<p>Mom?</p>
<p>Mom?</p>
<p>- Mom, are you sick? - [Screaming] I said...</p>
<p>do your homework!</p>
<p>Mom... are you sick?</p>
<p>Mm! Ohh.</p>
<p>[Crying] I did my homework! That's all I wanted to tell you!</p>
<p>[Door Slams]</p>
<p>[Sobs]</p>
<p>[Retching]</p>
<p>Good girl.</p>
<p>Jess! [Gasps]</p>
<p>[Retching]</p>
<p>[Glass Breaking]</p>
<p>Mom?</p>
<p>Mom?</p>
<p>[Sobbing]</p>
<p>[Man] Is there a Michael Green?</p>
<p>Michael Green?</p>
<p>Switchboard tracking you down, I guess.</p>
<p>Hello?</p>
<p>- Jess? What's the matter, honey? - Mommy died.</p>
<p>- What? - She just fell through the shower door...</p>
<p>and all the glass is all shattered on the floor,</p>
<p>and she's laying in the middle of it.</p>
<p>Jess, listen to me. I'm gonna have somebody over there right away. You understand?</p>
<p>- Okay. - Okay, and I'm gonna call you right back.</p>
<p>Okay.</p>
<p>I need an outside line. [Phone Clicking]</p>
<p>[Shouting] I need an outside line!</p>
<p>[Sighs]</p>
<p>[Inhales Deeply]</p>
<p>Hi.</p>
<p>You're all right.</p>
<p>The doctor says.</p>
<p>How's Jess?</p>
<p>She's really happy you're okay.</p>
<p>I hit her hard, Michael. [Sniffles]</p>
<p>I hit her so hard.</p>
<p>It's all right. She's fine.</p>
<p>We're gonna get you better so it doesn't happen again. All right?</p>
<p>God, just don't hate me.</p>
<p>- Mmmm. - Because I'll die if you do.</p>
<p>That thought would never enter my mind.</p>
<p>I start at 4:00 in the morning, and it goes all day.</p>
<p>I drink in the john, I drink in the closet,</p>
<p>and I drink in the kids' room when they're not there.</p>
<p>[Sniffles] You know how when we... go out to the car,</p>
<p>and I have to go back inside for a second?</p>
<p>Mm-hmm.</p>
<p>I have to be high to do anything.</p>
<p>I'm scared all the time.</p>
<p>I drank for Casey's goddamn birthday party.</p>
<p>So did I.</p>
<p>[Sniffles] I drink a quart a day.</p>
<p>[Sniffles] It's vodka, so you couldn't smell it.</p>
<p>How come I didn't see this?</p>
<p>Because I hid it.</p>
<p>[Sniffling]</p>
<p>You were scared.</p>
<p>- What am I gonna do? - We'll figure it out.</p>
<p>And I don't want you to worry about it.</p>
<p>I'm gonna find you the best treatment. Best in the in' world.</p>
<p>You're not alone, honey. Never.</p>
<p>Never.</p>
<p>- Okay, girls, I'll see you later. - [Jess] Bye.</p>
<p>- Amy. - I'll just wait in the kitchen.</p>
<p>Okay.</p>
<p>So.</p>
<p>We'll talk on the phone,</p>
<p>and you'll come see me.</p>
<p>- And then I'll be home. - And we'll go to the beach?</p>
<p>Are you gonna take care of your sister?</p>
<p>I'm gonna take care of Daddy.</p>
<p>Sorry, baby.</p>
<p>It will never happen again.</p>
<p>Mommy loves you.</p>
<p>That's us.</p>
<p>Hi. Uh, we're, uh, Alice Green.</p>
<p>Hi. Welcome.</p>
<p>Alice, before we check you in, I need to look through your bag.</p>
<p>Is that all right with you? It's strictly routine.</p>
<p>We've got all your paperwork, so...</p>
<p>everything's ready.</p>
<p>Um, sorry.</p>
<p>So, come on, Alice, and we'll get you checked in.</p>
<p>Just Alice.</p>
<p>- Gimme a minute. - Mmm.</p>
<p>- I'll call you tonight. - I'm sorry, there's no phone calls.</p>
<p>Excuse me. She's my wife. She can call me whenever she needs to call me.</p>
<p>She'll be in detox until Tuesday,</p>
<p>and she'll be busy getting well.</p>
<p>She'll call you as soon as she can after that.</p>
<p>I love you.</p>
<p>I love you.</p>
<p>I can hear her heartbeat</p>
<p>From a thousand miles</p>
<p>And the heavens open</p>
<p>Every time she smiles</p>
<p>And when I come to her</p>
<p>That's where I belong</p>
<p>And I'm runnin'to her</p>
<p>Like a love song</p>
<p>She gimme love love, love, love</p>
<p>Crazy love</p>
<p>She gimme love, love love, love</p>
<p>Crazy love</p>
<p>- [Sighs] - She gimme love, love love, love</p>
<p>Crazy love</p>
<p>Jess.</p>
<p>It's 6:00 in the morning.</p>
<p>Kids are unbelievable.</p>
<p>First she wants French toast, then she wants tuna,</p>
<p>and then she wants a cucumber sandwich.</p>
<p>Case.</p>
<p>Wanna know what she finally eats?</p>
<p>- She ate fruit. - She ate fruit.</p>
<p>- Right. - [Casey Moaning]</p>
<p>My hair hurts.</p>
<p>[Michael] Casey, is that you?</p>
<p>Ohh. God!</p>
<p>- I did her hair. - Oh, I like it.</p>
<p>Let's see that hairdo.</p>
<p>- Ooh. That's a little tight there. Let me see that. - Ow!</p>
<p>- Oh, sorry! [Chuckles] - Mommy does it better.</p>
<p>Oh, Mommy does everything better.</p>
<p>She cooks better, she looks better, she kisses better. Mommy's a better person.</p>
<p>You know, I bet you have a lot of questions.</p>
<p>Things you're feeling about Mommy.</p>
<p>We could talk about that.</p>
<p>Like if you're sad or scared or angry or something...</p>
<p>- you could just... - What's a alcoholic?</p>
<p>Someone with a bad habit.</p>
<p>You know, like if you drank stuff that made you sick,</p>
<p>but you really liked it, so you kept drinking it,</p>
<p>and it kept making you sick.</p>
<p>Wouldn't you want to learn how to stop?</p>
<p>What's a alcoholic?</p>
<p>It's why she does all that stuff.</p>
<p>When she does all that stuff, like when she talks like she's sleepy,</p>
<p>forgets stuff, and when she's sad.</p>
<p>When she cries?</p>
<p>She cries in the bathroom.</p>
<p>She... she did that a lot,</p>
<p>I bet, huh?</p>
<p>Your hair is so pretty.</p>
<p>You know, Mommy can't wait to get back just to brush it?</p>
<p>[Shivering, Gasping]</p>
<p>I got her. Alice?</p>
<p>I'm Dr. Mendez. I'm a counselor.</p>
<p>You know you're supposed to be in community now.</p>
<p>Your nurse said you've got a problem?</p>
<p>[Inhales Deeply] No problem. I don't have any problems. You think I have a problem?</p>
<p>- Yeah, at least. - I just want to make a phone call.</p>
<p>I just want to make a phone call to my husband.</p>
<p>If you wanted to make a phone call to your husband, would you call that a problem?</p>
<p>No, but I'm not in detox dealing with an addiction.</p>
<p>- Look, we'll let you make a phone call as soon... - Now!</p>
<p>Now is when I wanna call him!</p>
<p>- Now! Can you understand that? - Alice. Alice. Look...</p>
<p>Can you understand ing anything?</p>
<p>Yeah. I can.</p>
<p>Two more days, hon.</p>
<p>You can do this.</p>
<p>- Hang in. - [Sobbing]</p>
<p>- Come on. - Ohh! [Gasping]</p>
<p>[Phone Ringing]</p>
<p>[Sighs]</p>
<p>[Ringing Continues]</p>
<p>Hello?</p>
<p>- [Alice] Michael. - Alice?</p>
<p>- Alice? - [Laughs] Yeah.</p>
<p>You can call?</p>
<p>Yeah, what d'ya know? They let me use the phone.</p>
<p>How was detox?</p>
<p>It was nifty, you know.</p>
<p>I threw up like a good girl.</p>
<p>Right. Hard part's over, baby.</p>
<p>Yeah, the hard part's over. Party time.</p>
<p>Well, so, uh...</p>
<p>basically I just, uh... sit around... and...</p>
<p>think of you naked.</p>
<p>Because, you know, you have this...</p>
<p>amazing body.</p>
<p>You still do, don't you?</p>
<p>State of the art.</p>
<p>So you'd be, what, sixty-five pounds now?</p>
<p>[Sighs]</p>
<p>- Honey. - [Sighs]</p>
<p>Alice. Honey, you there?</p>
<p>- Alice. - [Crying]</p>
<p>- Yeah. - Everyone here is pulling for you.</p>
<p>[Sobs]</p>
<p>Alice, they say they tear you down...</p>
<p>the first two weeks, so they can build you back up.</p>
<p>[Sobbing]</p>
<p>- Alice. - God, I'm sorry, baby.</p>
<p>It's just so hard.</p>
<p>- Honey, are you there? - Yeah.</p>
<p>I'm here, babe.</p>
<p>I love you.</p>
<p>I miss you.</p>
<p>Listen, I'll see you, um... I'll see you on Sunday. Okay?</p>
<p>- The kids are so excited to see you. - I can't talk for too long,</p>
<p>because there's, um, one phone and a whole line of people, so...</p>
<p>[Sniffles]</p>
<p>Can you bring my gray sweat suit?</p>
<p>Yes.</p>
<p>I'm just running down my list of dumb things to say right now.</p>
<p>Good for you.</p>
<p>[Dial Tone]</p>
<p>[Sobbing]</p>
<p>[Sniffles]</p>
<p>[Liquid Sloshing]</p>
<p>You're supposed to wrap it.</p>
<p>What?</p>
<p>In newspaper... or a paper bag.</p>
<p>So nobody sees it, or something.</p>
<p>Mommy tell you that?</p>
<p>[Sighs]</p>
<p>Hey.</p>
<p>You wanna do one?</p>
<p>C'mon.</p>
<p>Take your pick.</p>
<p>Vodka, huh?</p>
<p>[Crash]</p>
<p>[Yawns]</p>
<p>Oh.</p>
<p>All right.</p>
<p>Okay, let me see, here.</p>
<p>Now, if Mommy cries when she sees you,</p>
<p>it's because you're beautiful.</p>
<p>Okay?</p>
<p>Piggyback?</p>
<p>Oh, the purse.</p>
<p>- Ready? [Snorts] - [Giggling]</p>
<p>- [Whinnies] - [Squeals]</p>
<p>Where is she?</p>
<p>I don't know. We'll see. She said she'd be out here.</p>
<p>There she is. You see her in the hat?</p>
<p>Mommy!</p>
<p>Mommy!</p>
<p>Aah!</p>
<p>Mommy!</p>
<p>[Both Growling]</p>
<p>[Growling Continues]</p>
<p>[Chuckles]</p>
<p>Hi, baby.</p>
<p>Hey.</p>
<p>Say hi to Mommy.</p>
<p>Mmm. Hi, beautiful girl.</p>
<p>- Hi. - Hi.</p>
<p>You wanna take 'em for a walk, and I'll catch up later?</p>
<p>Hmm? Bye-bye.</p>
<p>- Thank you. - Okay.</p>
<p>- Come on, you guys, let's go. - [Laughing]</p>
<p>[TVAnnouncer] Martin Long left alone.</p>
<p>[TV Crowd Cheers]</p>
<p>- [Man] Nice shot. - Can you get coffee in here?</p>
<p>What do I look like, a in' waitress?</p>
<p>- Aw! - Hey!</p>
<p>I saw you with Alice. You're her significant other.</p>
<p>Good to meet you. Your wife's amazing. Malcolm.</p>
<p>- Oh, uh, Michael. - Yeah, Michael.</p>
<p>- Come on in. - No, I got the kids outside.</p>
<p>- Naw, that's okay. This is Earl. - Hey, I'm Earl.</p>
<p>- Hi, Earl. Michael. I got the kids... - Watch the game.</p>
<p>- Have a seat. - Okay.</p>
<p> There's that middleman. Blaylock is still on him.</p>
<p>- How ya doin'? - Good. How are you?</p>
<p>[Commentator]... moved up the lane, opened up that soft spot.</p>
<p>- On the other side there... - [TVCrowd Roaring]</p>
<p>[Michael Clears Throat]</p>
<p>Been a while since you watched a game without a beer?</p>
<p>- Me? - You.</p>
<p>Actually, l-I don't, I don't, uh, drink much.</p>
<p>[Laughing]</p>
<p>- [Man Chuckling] - Can you believe that, man?</p>
<p>- I been there, man. Denial. - Jesus.</p>
<p>- Ain't just a river in Egypt. - Shut up!</p>
<p>- [Shouting] - Cork it, Danny.</p>
<p>Are you guys sayin' that this dude don't drink?</p>
<p>- I'm saying shut the  up, man! - Fellas, my fault.</p>
<p>Hey! It's a cunning, baffling disease, man.</p>
<p>The man doesn't have a problem, pecker-face,'you do!</p>
<p>Cunning, baffling disease!</p>
<p>- Save it for group, man! Save it for group! - [All Shouting]</p>
<p>Save it for group, all right? Yo, Earl, man.</p>
<p>I like your new friends.</p>
<p>Oh, did you meet Malcolm?</p>
<p>- Big black guy. - Cokehead.</p>
<p>We hit it off.</p>
<p>The girls are with him.</p>
<p>Right now?</p>
<p>Oh, come on, Michael. He's not a child molester.</p>
<p>He's an armed robber.</p>
<p>[Sighs]</p>
<p>What?</p>
<p>Well. [Clears Throat]</p>
<p>Whatever you think of these people, Michael,</p>
<p>think that of me, because it fits.</p>
<p>I thought you'd quit.</p>
<p>I did.</p>
<p>Malcolm and I, um...</p>
<p>really talk.</p>
<p>You know, we talk about everything.</p>
<p>Everything.</p>
<p>[Exhales] We have a lot in common,</p>
<p>and the truth is that right now I really need these people.</p>
<p>I'm glad you have 'em.</p>
<p>And when you come home, you'll have me.</p>
<p>What's wrong, Alice?</p>
<p>Hmm?</p>
<p>You were fine when the kids were around. What's wrong?</p>
<p>Long day.</p>
<p>- [Alice] Hey. - Hi.</p>
<p>Gary, this is Michael.</p>
<p>Hi.</p>
<p>- I feel like I know you. - Oh, yeah?</p>
<p>Yeah. Your wife's a very comforting person.</p>
<p>Yes.</p>
<p>Very... Do you mind if I talk to her for a second?</p>
<p>- No. - L... Just for a second.</p>
<p>I'll just be one second.</p>
<p>- What's the matter? - Uh...</p>
<p>[Whispering] I'm sorry.</p>
<p>[Yelling]</p>
<p>[Malcolm] Yea!</p>
<p>- [Imitating Airplane Sounds] - [Laughing]</p>
<p>Bob! Bobby! No, that's not what I said.</p>
<p>I have never turned the company down in an emergency.</p>
<p>- Bob! Bob! - [Girls Screaming]</p>
<p>I am not gonna leave my kids for four days with Alice gone!</p>
<p>I'm certainly not gonna bring Alice's mother into the picture at this point.</p>
<p>- They have enough grief already. Amy! - [Jess Screaming] Gimme it!</p>
<p>- What? - Come on! Gimme it!</p>
<p>Rollbacks? Will you settle down? Amy!</p>
<p>[Screaming] Amy! Amy! Hello?</p>
<p>- What do rollbacks have to do with this, Bob? - [Screaming]</p>
<p>Oh, Bobby, why don't you save the little subtle threats.</p>
<p>It's making me embarrassed for you. Amy!</p>
<p>Can you hold on a second? Hold on!</p>
<p>[Girls Crying]</p>
<p>[Michael] Hey, hey! What is this, huh?</p>
<p>Get up! Get up right now!</p>
<p>- She bit me hard! - Did you bite her?</p>
<p>- Yeah. - Well, that's no excuse!</p>
<p>This is your baby sister. You could hurt her!</p>
<p>You're much bigger than her! You should be loving each other!</p>
<p>- Now, who spilled this Coke? - [Together] She did it!</p>
<p>- Who? - [Together] She did it!</p>
<p>Right. In bed, right now!</p>
<p>[Girls Crying]</p>
<p>Ah, don't you hear those kids fighting?</p>
<p>I haven't eaten all day. It's 10:00.</p>
<p>- Why don't you put 'em to bed? - I did. They just keep poppin' back out.</p>
<p>They miss their mother. They're out of control.</p>
<p>They spilled some Coke, Amy.</p>
<p>- I'll get it in a minute. - In a minute? It is soaking into the rug!</p>
<p>Don't yell at me. I am working overtime to help you out.</p>
<p>Okay. [Breathes Deeply]</p>
<p>Where are the paper towels?</p>
<p>There are no paper towels!</p>
<p>Jesus Christ, I am in a crisis, here!</p>
<p>I need some help! I need someone that can look around the house...</p>
<p>and when there are no paper towels, they go to a store and buy some paper towels!</p>
<p>I mean, how many goddamn stores do you pass...</p>
<p>on the way home from school that are filled with paper towels?</p>
<p>I need someone to use a little common sense around here!</p>
<p>Why don't you get somebody else?</p>
<p>Amy. Amy!</p>
<p>Amy. Amy.</p>
<p>I w... Amy, I didn't... I was kidding.</p>
<p>Amy, I might have...</p>
<p>Oh, no.</p>
<p>Oh, no. No.</p>
<p>Bob.</p>
<p>[Woman]... make a call, please hang up and try again.</p>
<p>[Jess] I'm not gonna do it.</p>
<p>I don't have another choice, Jess.</p>
<p>This isn't fair.</p>
<p>Well, you know, sometimes life isn't fair.</p>
<p>I told you. They're tryin' to get rid of the experienced pilots.</p>
<p>They want to bring in kids.</p>
<p>- Kids can't fly planes. - Not kid kids, men kids.</p>
<p>I'm not living with her, and you can't make me.</p>
<p>It's four days, Jess. Four days.</p>
<p>Well, why can't we live with Amy? She loves us.</p>
<p>- I tried that. She won't talk to me. - Well, whose fault is that?</p>
<p>Look, now. This is not a vote. I am your father.</p>
<p>No, you're not!</p>
<p>Oh, yes, I am. I am the only father you've got, little girl.</p>
<p>I know things are tough, Jess,</p>
<p>but Mommy's sick,</p>
<p>and I'm all alone, and we need to pitch in.</p>
<p>It's time you understand that.</p>
<p>I'm gonna go to my dad.</p>
<p>Your dad calls you from Oregon maybe twice a year.</p>
<p>Plenty of time, all the time, and you don't know!</p>
<p>I'm sorry, babe. I didn't mean that.</p>
<p>I'm gonna go to my mom!</p>
<p>[Whispering] Shit!</p>
<p>Jess! Jess!</p>
<p>- I want my mom! I want her! - Jess!</p>
<p>- I want my mom! - I know. I know.</p>
<p>Let go of me!</p>
<p>Stop it! Stop it!</p>
<p>- I know. It's okay. We'll work it out. - I want my mom!</p>
<p>Okay, we'll work it out. We'll work it out.</p>
<p>- [Crying] I want my mom. - I want your mom too.</p>
<p>What's wrong?</p>
<p>It's no fun to eat shit.</p>
<p>So don't.</p>
<p>Then you'd be stuck with Grandma.</p>
<p>Let's go in.</p>
<p>Come on.</p>
<p>Wait for me here.</p>
<p>[Speaking Chinese]</p>
<p>You.</p>
<p>Me?</p>
<p>What did you say about me?</p>
<p>That you were the one... with the paper towels.</p>
<p>Guilty. I'm very sorry I did that.</p>
<p>Can I talk to you a second in the kitchen or someplace?</p>
<p>Don't bother. Nobody speaks English, 'cept my cousin Vu.</p>
<p>And I'd love to hear this.</p>
<p>Uh... okay.</p>
<p>I got a... trip.</p>
<p>If I don't go, I get fired.</p>
<p>I don't want to leaveJess with her grandma.</p>
<p>Why is this my problem?</p>
<p>Actually, it's not.</p>
<p>So you're basically begging?</p>
<p>Well...</p>
<p>it worked.</p>
<p>You gonna leave without saying goodbye?</p>
<p>It's okay.</p>
<p>You don't have to tell me nothing.</p>
<p>Ready to go, huh?</p>
<p>I don't know.</p>
<p>I don't know how I'm gonna do anything anymore.</p>
<p>[Laughing] You're supposed to give me an answer here.</p>
<p>You're supposed to say something very encouraging.</p>
<p>- This is why you get those big bucks. - No, no.</p>
<p>They tried to tell me that shit when I first went home,</p>
<p>and it never did me a damn bit of good.</p>
<p>- When you first went home. - Yeah, that's right.</p>
<p>Two-time loser.</p>
<p>I know you're scared shitless, 'cause I sure as hell was.</p>
<p>There's no easy way through it.</p>
<p>You just gotta do the work.</p>
<p>I'm gonna disappoint him.</p>
<p>This is not the person that he married.</p>
<p>I don't know who this is supposed to be now.</p>
<p>Well, who was the other person?</p>
<p>Well, every now and then, let's face it, she was a blast.</p>
<p>A-And I'm not gonna be fun.</p>
<p>Mm-hmm. That's exactly what happened to me...</p>
<p>when I first went home.</p>
<p>Exactly.</p>
<p>So everything turned out okay in the end, right?</p>
<p>- No. We got divorced. - [Laughs]</p>
<p>[Laughing]</p>
<p>Oh, sacred place It's with my soul and body</p>
<p>There's a rainbow above me</p>
<p>That the storm clouds hide</p>
<p>It will never die</p>
<p>But the magic, it comes</p>
<p>Springs from above</p>
<p>Love</p>
<p>Love</p>
<p>We laugh sometimes but it's a little word like love</p>
<p>Makes our earthly home heaven above</p>
<p>And there is no sorrow heaven cannot heal</p>
<p>A fire within, no cross, no crown</p>
<p>Runnin'from mercy, heaving and cold</p>
<p>Swim in our sleep down in oceans ofjoy</p>
<p>Died in the arms of a natural life</p>
<p>Wakin'our happiness, drowning in life</p>
<p>Wakin'our happiness, drowning in life</p>
<p>Oooo</p>
<p>Oooo</p>
<p>Oo-oo-oo oooo</p>
<p>Oooo</p>
<p>Wake 'em up.</p>
<p>Come on, wake 'em up. You're dyin' to wake 'em up.</p>
<p>I promised them.</p>
<p>Aah-choo!</p>
<p>Mommy.</p>
<p>- Hi. - Michael, you said you'd wake me up.</p>
<p>Mommy.</p>
<p>- Casey. - Jessie, shh.</p>
<p>[Jess Whispering] Casey, it's Mom.</p>
<p>[Jess] Casey.</p>
<p>Mommy.</p>
<p>[Girls Screaming] Mommy! Gimme it!</p>
<p>- Mommy! - Gimme it!</p>
<p>- Stop it! - Gimme it!</p>
<p>- Hold it! Both of you! - She said I could use it!</p>
<p>- She's breaking it! - Mine's already broken!</p>
<p>- Gimme it! - Aah! Now it's mine.</p>
<p>Hey, hey, hey! Ho, ho, ho, what's the baby problems?</p>
<p>- [Shouting] - First guy to say one word loses, okay?</p>
<p>Whatever this is, you don't need to bother Mommy about it.</p>
<p>- Michael, we'll be okay, - All short guys upstairs.</p>
<p>- Because we were just sorting it out. - I'll be up in two minutes.</p>
<p>- We were just... - Upstairs.</p>
<p>Did you hear me? Go. Yes.</p>
<p>Go. [Quacking]</p>
<p>We were j... We were just workin' it out.</p>
<p>Sounded like it.</p>
<p>Finish your work. I'll settle their hash.</p>
<p>We've been doing Walkman wars all month.</p>
<p>See, Michael, I would rather handle their fights lately.</p>
<p>- That's all you need, babe. - Oh, what does that mean? I'm not up to it?</p>
<p>Oh, no, Mr. District Attorney, my wife is perfect.</p>
<p>She's really perfect. You hear me?</p>
<p>Thank you for the vote of confidence.</p>
<p>What? I'm being overly...</p>
<p>Attentive. A little bit, yeah.</p>
<p>Like I'm pregnant or psychotic...</p>
<p>or like I'm made of glass.</p>
<p>You're handling play dates, polishing toilets, shopping up a storm.</p>
<p>A storm.</p>
<p>Yeah, have you looked in the freezer lately?</p>
<p>There's 83 cans of frozen orange juice in there,</p>
<p>if you can see past all the frozen waffles.</p>
<p>The kids like 'em now.</p>
<p>Ah. Oh. &quot;Now.&quot;</p>
<p>The post-shameful- incarceration era.</p>
<p>That's what we like to call it.</p>
<p>Sorry.</p>
<p>So...</p>
<p>I was thinking...</p>
<p>about this weekend.</p>
<p>- I call Ed and trade him for the Mexico route. - [Chuckling]</p>
<p>[Sighs]</p>
<p>- I spoke to Amy. - Amy, yeah.</p>
<p>Michael, don't you think this is all just a little bit inappropriate?</p>
<p>What?</p>
<p>I mean maybe I should learn to live in reality...</p>
<p>before I start trying to escape from it again.</p>
<p>I mean, Rachel was in my group. She's 46.</p>
<p>She taught Russian history at Berkeley.</p>
<p>She has two kids, her family has money,</p>
<p>and she was living under a bench in Golden Gate Park for three years...</p>
<p>before her sister found her there.</p>
<p>You think that can't happen to me?</p>
<p>Ask me how much I want a drink right now.</p>
<p>How come we haven't talked about this?</p>
<p>How come we haven't talked about a lot of things?</p>
<p>I think... I think maybe we should see someone.</p>
<p>A-At the place, they said that sometimes it's good...</p>
<p>for a couple to see someone who knows about this stuff.</p>
<p>You mean, like a licensed contractor?</p>
<p>You would do that?</p>
<p>Only if you were incredibly grateful.</p>
<p>Now, this is ever since you've been back?</p>
<p>Mm-hmm.</p>
<p>Mm-hmm. Th... I'm, uh,</p>
<p>just agitated and pissed off,</p>
<p>and it seems unreasonable to me, and l... And it's...</p>
<p>I feel like I'm being unfair, and, uh,</p>
<p>especially to Michael, because he's been trying to be sweet,</p>
<p>and he's really...</p>
<p>You know, he just wants to be there for me.</p>
<p>So you're saying that there's a problem in your marriage,</p>
<p>- and that it's your fault. - No, I don't think that's what she said at all.</p>
<p>I'm sorry, Alice. Is that what you meant to say?</p>
<p>- What I heard was... - No, I didn't mean to say that,</p>
<p>and, Michael, I can talk for myself.</p>
<p>So how do you feel right now?</p>
<p>I'm irritated. I'm irritated.</p>
<p>Because he does this. Sometimes he just does this.</p>
<p>He just... Like, he... I was trying to settle a fight between the two girls,</p>
<p>and he kind of came in, he took over,</p>
<p>and it pissed me off.</p>
<p>You know, it just pissed me off.</p>
<p>- And this is since you've been back. - Yeah. Well...</p>
<p>No, he's always done that.</p>
<p>- Like? - Like the time that...</p>
<p>Jess wouldn't do her homework, so I said she couldn't go to her girlfriend's house.</p>
<p>And he came into the kitchen, and he took over again...</p>
<p>and erased everything I did.</p>
<p>Belittled me in front of them.</p>
<p>When was this?</p>
<p>When you told me I had all I could handle with my coffee and my little spoon.</p>
<p>What was that about, Michael?</p>
<p>It was a joke, to begin with.</p>
<p>And...</p>
<p>she was very hung over, and I was trying to help.</p>
<p>So, Michael, how do you feel?</p>
<p>Manipulated. Irritated.</p>
<p>- Why? - Because we're here to be closer to one another.</p>
<p>And talking over your problems isn't getting closer?</p>
<p>Michael, have you ever thought about going to an Al-Anon meeting,</p>
<p>a meeting for families of alcoholics?</p>
<p>Why that face, Michael?</p>
<p>It's the only face I have, Janet.</p>
<p>A little slutty.</p>
<p>- Slutty? - Yeah.</p>
<p>Amish.</p>
<p>Not Amish enough.</p>
<p>It's her first boy-girl dance, Michael.</p>
<p>We should let her go as a girl.</p>
<p>[Laughing] It's just like... yee-haw!</p>
<p>- Did you put that together? - No.</p>
<p>That's a sad little ensemble.</p>
<p>Oh, well, I forgot how good you were at this, Michael.</p>
<p>It's just that I know eight-year-old boys have one thing on their minds.</p>
<p>One thing: Fourteen-year-old girls.</p>
<p>I feel like an eight-year-old right now.</p>
<p>You look like a 14-year-old.</p>
<p>That's sweet, right?</p>
<p>Yeah.</p>
<p>[Man Laughing]</p>
<p>- Gary, there's so much truth coming out of you. - It is. This is the depth.</p>
<p>[Laughing] I think I'm gonna share this tonight.</p>
<p>You gonna go to the meeting tonight?</p>
<p>[Alice] Hey.</p>
<p>Honey, you remember Gary, right?</p>
<p>Sure. How's it goin'?</p>
<p>Good. It's really good. How you doin'?</p>
<p>You got a great house. You really do.</p>
<p>It's her. Yeah.</p>
<p>Excuse me.</p>
<p>- I'm sorry. I'm gonna go. - I'm sorry.</p>
<p>[Chuckling] No, I'm sorry.</p>
<p>Tell him I'm, uh, sorry if I inconvenienced anything, you know?</p>
<p>Hey, it's not about you, okay?</p>
<p>- I know. All right. - I'm sorry.</p>
<p>- You take care. - Slow down.</p>
<p>- I love you. - Thank you so much. Okay.</p>
<p>- I'll talk to you later. - About 3:00, I'm free.</p>
<p>- Okay. - Okay. Good night.</p>
<p>[Sighs]</p>
<p>Why would you suppose he dashed off like that?</p>
<p>I don't know, Michael. Could it have been your face?</p>
<p>You looked like we were naked or something.</p>
<p>Do you wanna ask me something?</p>
<p>- No. - You think this thing with Gary is romantic?</p>
<p>I don't know what to think about anything.</p>
<p>Well, I'm glad to hear you say that.</p>
<p>We haven't sat close like that since I can remember, Alice.</p>
<p>Not since I'm back.</p>
<p>And if you think about it, not since a while before that.</p>
<p>Gary needs me, and that feels good.</p>
<p>And when I'm scared, he can't help,</p>
<p>and he doesn't pretend that he can.</p>
<p>And it's not just Gary, Michael.</p>
<p>The people that I really lean on are the ones at my meetings,</p>
<p>and you never even ask me about them.</p>
<p>Don't you wonder who they are or what we talk about?</p>
<p>Well, I do now.</p>
<p>So why don't you ask me?</p>
<p>Come on, Michael. Let's talk about it.</p>
<p>Okay? I'll tell ya anything you wanna know.</p>
<p>Do they know how this got started?</p>
<p>How I became an alcoholic?</p>
<p>No. They don't know that.</p>
<p>Nobody seems to know that.</p>
<p>[Exhales] My dad's drinking didn't help.</p>
<p>The way my mother made me feel like nothing.</p>
<p>Or maybe it's genetic, or l...</p>
<p>Or maybe it's genetic, or l...</p>
<p>Nobody knows.</p>
<p>Did you think this was about you?</p>
<p>Why would you say that?</p>
<p>I don't know. You seem a little defensive.</p>
<p>Wh-Why would I be defensive? Is somebody attacking me?</p>
<p>No.</p>
<p>Nobody's attacking you.</p>
<p>Michael, I am just hanging on here.</p>
<p>The girls need me really badly.</p>
<p>I am trying to reestablish a little credibility at school.</p>
<p>I'm trying to make my meetings.</p>
<p>So that kinda tells me my place in the batting order...</p>
<p>of what you need.</p>
<p>I'm so tired of all this shit.</p>
<p>[Sniffs] I don't wanna be angry anymore.</p>
<p>I don't wanna...</p>
<p>I don't wanna feel... guilty...</p>
<p>or...</p>
<p>sad or depressed or frustrated...</p>
<p>or confused or...</p>
<p>Just once, for five minutes, I wanna feel good.</p>
<p>- My name is Joanna. - [All] Hi, Joanna.</p>
<p>I am so grateful for Maria's topic, emotional abuse.</p>
<p>Until I came to Al-Anon,</p>
<p>I was not even aware of how cruelly I was abused...</p>
<p>by my alcoholic husband,</p>
<p>because I did not own my own feelings.</p>
<p>Every waking hour was about my husband's feelings.</p>
<p>When he was down, I was lower.</p>
<p>When he was happy, I thought I was too.</p>
<p>Every day I walked in that door waiting to see what shape he was in,</p>
<p>so I could find out how I was gonna feel.</p>
<p>Now, thanks to this program,</p>
<p>I not only have my own feelings,</p>
<p>but I have feelings about my feelings.</p>
<p>And I am so grateful.</p>
<p>Anyway, thanks.</p>
<p>[Man] Thank you, Joanna.</p>
<p>[Clears Throat] As you know, we have no dues or fees,</p>
<p>so we're gonna continue sharing as Bob passes the basket around.</p>
<p>[Door Unlocks, Opens]</p>
<p>- Hi. - Hi.</p>
<p>- You okay? - Never better.</p>
<p>What happened? Somethin' at A.A.?</p>
<p>Uh... I'll be okay. It's just a really bad day.</p>
<p>You wanna tell me what's wrong? Somethin' I can do?</p>
<p>- Thank you, but... - Can't fix it unless we know it's broke.</p>
<p>[Exhales] How was your meeting?</p>
<p>First time. I'll get used to it.</p>
<p>There was a lot of people there feeling sorry for themselves.</p>
<p>It was like an alcoholic has ruined their lives,</p>
<p>and they'd rather be a victim than try and fix it.</p>
<p>Fix it, huh?</p>
<p>What'd I do now, Alice?</p>
<p>Nothing, Michael. Nothing.</p>
<p>I'm talking about some losers at my meeting. You're taking it personally.</p>
<p>The trouble with all these losers at your meeting...</p>
<p>is that they're not perfect like some people.</p>
<p>They're married to alcoholics who are bouncing off the walls,</p>
<p>and they don't know what the  to do.</p>
<p>So you might have to be a little tolerant,</p>
<p>give them the benefit of your expertise in problem solving.</p>
<p>Good meeting, huh? You guys drop acid or something?</p>
<p>Like I said,</p>
<p>I'm having a really bad day,</p>
<p>and I don't mean to take it out on you.</p>
<p>What is it? You want a drink real bad?</p>
<p>That wouldn't distinguish it from any other day, Michael.</p>
<p>One of your friends fall off the wagon?</p>
<p>Nothing happened, Michael.</p>
<p>Nothing has to happen for me to have a bad day.</p>
<p>That's the thrilling part of all this.</p>
<p>It just comes and hits and runs me over like a goddamned freight train.</p>
<p>Okay. When's the next freight train comin' through? You got a printed schedule?</p>
<p>'Cause I could plan around these things, you know, and...</p>
<p>give you the space so you can, you know,</p>
<p>smoke.</p>
<p>Maybe you shouldn't have to, Michael.</p>
<p>One of the women at my meetings is going to a halfway house,</p>
<p>- because she's not making it in her home environment, and l... - What?</p>
<p>You're actually thinking about this.</p>
<p>Oh, now, wait. Don't start jumping to conclusions.</p>
<p>What?</p>
<p>Excuse me for taking my life personally, Alice!</p>
<p>What is wrong with our home?</p>
<p>- Nothing. - Nothing.</p>
<p>You said it was something. What is it, huh?</p>
<p>Is it the couch?</p>
<p>Is it an area rug?</p>
<p>Or is it possibly, Alice... Alicia... me? Is it me?</p>
<p>- It's not your problem. - No, it's not my problem! It's just my ing fault!</p>
<p>Everything is my fault!</p>
<p>My sick wife is not making it in her home environment! Why, exactly?</p>
<p>I mean, I am not your problem.</p>
<p>I am not your problem to solve!</p>
<p>It was so much more fun in the old days, wasn't it, Michael?</p>
<p>I'd get drunk, pass out, and you'd put me back together.</p>
<p>That was the best, huh?</p>
<p>That made you feel good.</p>
<p>And that's what hurts.</p>
<p>Oh.</p>
<p>Oh,  that! Fuck making it better, Michael!</p>
<p>It's not getting better!</p>
<p>I don't know how to make it better,</p>
<p>and I swear to God you don't either!</p>
<p>Baby...</p>
<p>Every time you say that,</p>
<p>every time you look at me like that, Michael,</p>
<p>I wanna come right out of my skin.</p>
<p>You make me feel like a stupid, worthless, weak animal.</p>
<p>I don't know how to try anymore.</p>
<p>Not giving up.</p>
<p>Sticking together. Isn't that what we're supposed to be trying for?</p>
<p>No, Michael. We're supposed to try to be real.</p>
<p>And when you feel alone, you are not together, and that is real.</p>
<p>And when you don't know, you just don't know.</p>
<p>[Sighs] I think I could love you again...</p>
<p>if you could just for once say, &quot;I don't know.&quot;</p>
<p>I don't know.</p>
<p>Didn't work, did it?</p>
<p>I'll go pack some stuff.</p>
<p>Michael, I didn't ask you to do that.</p>
<p>- No, Alice? - No.</p>
<p>- No? - No.</p>
<p>Come on, let's be real.</p>
<p>You're clean.</p>
<p>You stay hopeless and confused.</p>
<p>Keep polishing those skills, and I'll take the heat,</p>
<p>'cause I got some needs of my own.</p>
<p>When I touch someone, I like it better when their skin doesn't crawl.</p>
<p>- That's not what I meant. - My wife hurts.</p>
<p>I need to say, &quot;What's wrong, honey?</p>
<p>Somethin' I can do?&quot;</p>
<p>And, &quot;I love you.&quot;</p>
<p>So  me.</p>
<p>[Walking Upstairs]</p>
<p>Hey.</p>
<p>What's the matter, baby?</p>
<p>You guys were really loud.</p>
<p>Oh.</p>
<p>Where's Michael?</p>
<p>He's out.</p>
<p>So, are you getting all excited about Ashley's sleep-over?</p>
<p>I'm not going.</p>
<p>You're not going?</p>
<p>Why? What changed your mind?</p>
<p>I didn't get to be invited.</p>
<p>Everybody hates me.</p>
<p>Oh. [Chuckles]</p>
<p>Hey, sweetheart, that's not possible.</p>
<p>Is this Ashley Barrows?</p>
<p>- Ashley Canter? Ashley Goodwin? - No.</p>
<p>- Ashley Whipsnade? - There is no Ashley Whipsnade.</p>
<p>There is too. I can prove it.</p>
<p>[Sighs]</p>
<p>Michael moved out.</p>
<p>For a while.</p>
<p>But I'm here, and we're gonna be fine.</p>
<p>He left us?</p>
<p>- Don't blame him. - But how could he leave us?</p>
<p>You blame me.</p>
<p>I messed up, baby.</p>
<p>But I'm fighting my way back,</p>
<p>so you help me.</p>
<p>And don't you blame him.</p>
<p>Not ever.</p>
<p>[Doorbell Rings]</p>
<p>Hey, double trouble.</p>
<p>[Laughing] Where have you been?</p>
<p>I've been on a trip. Are you ready for the beach?</p>
<p>- Where you been? - I told 'em you were staying with Peter.</p>
<p>It's only until Mommy feels better.</p>
<p>Mommy feels better already.</p>
<p>See how well it's working?</p>
<p>Are you guys getting a divorce?</p>
<p>[Alice] Hey,</p>
<p>don't be silly, baby.</p>
<p>You guys go have a great time.</p>
<p>Let's go. Up you go. [Grunts]</p>
<p>- Bye. - Bye.</p>
<p>When your day is long</p>
<p>And the night</p>
<p>The night is yours alone</p>
<p>And you're sure you've had enough</p>
<p>Of this life</p>
<p>Hang on</p>
<p>Don't let yourself go</p>
<p>'Cause everybody cries</p>
<p>Everybody hurts</p>
<p>Sometimes</p>
<p>Sometimes everything is wrong</p>
<p>Now it's time to sing along</p>
<p>- When your day is night alone - Hold on</p>
<p>Hold on</p>
<p>- lf you feel like lettin'go - Hold on</p>
<p>If you think you've had too much</p>
<p>Of this life</p>
<p>Well, hang on</p>
<p>'Cause everybody hurts</p>
<p>[Laughing]</p>
<p>Take comfort in your friends</p>
<p>'Cause everybody hurts</p>
<p>Take comfort in your friends</p>
<p>- [Clears Throat] Hi, I'm Michael. - [All] Hi, Michael.</p>
<p>I have been coming here for...</p>
<p>four months.</p>
<p>This is the first time I've talked.</p>
<p>[Sighs]</p>
<p>My wife is an alcoholic, and we're separated.</p>
<p>And she's doing great.</p>
<p>She has her life, uh, back.</p>
<p>She seems to have her life back.</p>
<p>I, on the other hand, am not doin' so good, which is funny, I guess.</p>
<p>I miss my wife.</p>
<p>And I miss my daughters.</p>
<p>And things at work...</p>
<p>Basically everywhere...</p>
<p>I can't get a handle on things.</p>
<p>Everything's loose and...</p>
<p>fuzzy.</p>
<p>I look at her now when I drop off the kids at the house,</p>
<p>and I see what a wonderful job she's doin' with the kids,</p>
<p>and I wonder why.</p>
<p>That maybe she never really needed me...</p>
<p>as much as I thought she needed me.</p>
<p>She thinks the girls need more watching after.</p>
<p>Especially Casey. She's our youngest.</p>
<p>You think they're growin' up fine...</p>
<p>on automatic pilot.</p>
<p>But, uh, you really have to watch 'em closely,</p>
<p>because, you know, they just...</p>
<p>They're always hiding stuff, even from themselves.</p>
<p>[Coughs]</p>
<p>Anyway...</p>
<p>I like coming here.</p>
<p>[Man] Thank you, Michael.</p>
<p>Well, it's, um... Yeah, I guess it's a speech.</p>
<p>At my meetings, when you have six months,</p>
<p>you stand up and tell your story.</p>
<p>That's all.</p>
<p>And it's a week from Saturday.</p>
<p>And I'd really like you to come.</p>
<p>What? I'm not gonna say bad stuff about you.</p>
<p>- Oh, you're gonna lie, huh? - [Laughing]</p>
<p>I'm gonna accept responsibility.</p>
<p>That's what it's for.</p>
<p>No wonder I'm confused.</p>
<p>I'd really like you to come.</p>
<p>- Well, I'll sleep on you... it. - [Laughing]</p>
<p>You wanna go home with me, huh?</p>
<p>- Never entered my mind. - Enters mine.</p>
<p>- Really? - Yeah, all the time.</p>
<p>I just don't know what it would be like.</p>
<p>- Because I'm really afraid of that roller coaster thing... - I hate that.</p>
<p>- When people break up and make up and break up. - People can be immature.</p>
<p>And the very thing that attracts them is the reason they shouldn't be together.</p>
<p>And I can't do that, Michael. I can't do that anymore.</p>
<p>I'm moving to Denver.</p>
<p>They're talking about rollbacks in this domicile,</p>
<p>and if I take the transfer,</p>
<p>I have a better chance to keep flying.</p>
<p>[Sighs]</p>
<p>It's either that or change airlines,</p>
<p>and I'd have to start from the bottom scale.</p>
<p>I told them that I'd have to talk to you first...</p>
<p>before I could commit.</p>
<p>Well, you've worked a lot of years to just start at the bottom.</p>
<p>I can bid for the San Francisco route.</p>
<p>And with passes and everything, I can s...</p>
<p>This accepting responsibility stuff is really fun.</p>
<p>I better go home.</p>
<p>- Don't go yet. Don't go. - I gotta go.</p>
<p>[Engine Starts, Car Door Closes]</p>
<p>Hey, partner. Can I see that?</p>
<p>I thought Mom was gonna pick me up after movement class.</p>
<p>She is. I'm just here for a visit.</p>
<p>It's a bug box.</p>
<p>Thank you.</p>
<p>I just want to see it. Ooh.</p>
<p>I like a name that tells you what it is.</p>
<p>How come you're here?</p>
<p>Come here.</p>
<p>I came to say I'm sorry.</p>
<p>I'm sorry for the fight we had the other day at the park. That was my fault.</p>
<p>And I'm sorry for not making it better when Mommy was away.</p>
<p>Wasn't so bad.</p>
<p>I'm really sorry for almost leaving you with Grandma.</p>
<p>But mostly I'm sorry for the kind of daddy I was or wasn't...</p>
<p>all the time since I've known you.</p>
<p>Why are you saying this?</p>
<p>I'm leaving for Denver tonight.</p>
<p>I'm moving there.</p>
<p>You and Mommy are getting divorced.</p>
<p>No. No one's even talked about that.</p>
<p>And if that were to ever happen,</p>
<p>I'd get lots of free passes,</p>
<p>and I'd call you all the time,</p>
<p>and I'd come to visit all the time.</p>
<p>'Cause Casey will still be your daughter?</p>
<p>No. 'Cause you're my daughter.</p>
<p>And I will always come back to see you.</p>
<p>I will always come back.</p>
<p>[Sniffles]</p>
<p>Not like my dad?</p>
<p>[Sniffles] I love you so much. Just like your real daddy.</p>
<p>But I'm really scared. I'm really scared.</p>
<p>I'm scared that you don't know how much I love you,</p>
<p>and so I'll always have to be doing stuff so you'll know.</p>
<p>[Sobs]</p>
<p>I'll try to do stuff too.</p>
<p>You have to go there, huh?</p>
<p>[Sniffles]</p>
<p>Yeah.</p>
<p>Oh.</p>
<p>[Sobs]</p>
<p>I'm gonna miss you so much.</p>
<p>I'm sorry, baby.</p>
<p>You can do it.</p>
<p>You can do it.</p>
<p>You can do it.</p>
<p>You can do it.</p>
<p>Hey, there, buster.</p>
<p>Ya goin'on a trip?</p>
<p>Boo!</p>
<p>Bad decision.</p>
<p>Cat got your tongue?</p>
<p>It's a long trip this time.</p>
<p>Like Mommy's trip?</p>
<p>Maybe longer.</p>
<p>But I'm gonna call ya every day.</p>
<p>Every day.</p>
<p>And I'll be back every chance I get.</p>
<p>And when I can't,</p>
<p>you'll come visit me.</p>
<p>Like Mommy?</p>
<p>Yeah. [Kisses]</p>
<p>Will there be swans?</p>
<p>Swans? Swans are possible.</p>
<p>- Bye, baby. - Bye, baby.</p>
<p>[Kisses]</p>
<p>[Thunder Rumbling]</p>
<p>[Applause]</p>
<p>[Aircraft Radio Chattering]</p>
<p>Thank you for the fan appreciation, folks.</p>
<p>It was a lot less dramatic than it looked.</p>
<p>For those of you connecting out of Denver,</p>
<p>please check your monitors for any delays.</p>
<p>For the rest of you,</p>
<p>welcome home.</p>
<p>Hi, l-I'm Alice, um, alcoholic.</p>
<p>[All] Hi, Alice.</p>
<p>I've been sober for 184 days.</p>
<p>[Applause]</p>
<p>L-I drank my first beer when I was nine years old.</p>
<p>My dad's an alcoholic, so, uh, my mother liked to blame my lapse on his example.</p>
<p>That way she could hurt both of us at once.</p>
<p>Anyway, I liked my beer...</p>
<p>and the ones that followed.</p>
<p>And about a year ago, l-I got drunk.</p>
<p>I couldn't stop getting drunk.</p>
<p>It had never really happened quite like that, and I still don't know why.</p>
<p>I've lied to everyone that I know,</p>
<p>everyone I love, and, um...</p>
<p>I was ashamed and terrified...</p>
<p>and humiliated every day.</p>
<p>Um, one day I...</p>
<p>got out of the shower, grabbed a towel...</p>
<p>and decided to go get the paper.</p>
<p>And nobody saw me go out the front door or at the curb,</p>
<p>which was a very good thing,</p>
<p>because I was holding the towel just folded in my hand.</p>
<p>- [Laughter] - [Laughing]</p>
<p>[Sighs]</p>
<p>I know how lucky I've been,</p>
<p>'cause there were times when I drove my little girls around...</p>
<p>just ripped out of my mind.</p>
<p>One Saturday I took my baby girl on errands,</p>
<p>and when I got home,</p>
<p>I realized she wasn't with me.</p>
<p>I had left her someplace.</p>
<p>And since I couldn't remember where I'd been,</p>
<p>I had no idea where, so...</p>
<p>[Sighs]</p>
<p>I spent the next few hours calling every shop I'd ever been to...</p>
<p>until finally the tile guy rang my front doorbell.</p>
<p>They had found my address on a check.</p>
<p>I rewarded him, of course, you know, by never going back to his store.</p>
<p>My bottom was 184 days ago...</p>
<p>when my, uh,</p>
<p>my little girl watched me...</p>
<p>wash down aspirin with vodka.</p>
<p>And then I hit her.</p>
<p>And when I passed out, she was alone with me,</p>
<p>and she thought I was dead.</p>
<p>And all of my life, I will never know what that did to her.</p>
<p>I know I have to forgive myself for that.</p>
<p>And I have to forgive myself for what I've done to my husband.</p>
<p>It's horrifying how much you can hate yourself for being low and weak.</p>
<p>And he couldn't save me from that, so I turned it on him.</p>
<p>I tried to empty it onto him, but there was always more, ya know?</p>
<p>When he tried to help,</p>
<p>I told him that he made me feel small and worthless.</p>
<p>But nobody makes us feel that, man.</p>
<p>We do that for ourselves.</p>
<p>I shut him out because...</p>
<p>I knew if he ever really saw...</p>
<p>who I was inside,</p>
<p>that he wouldn't love me.</p>
<p>And we're separated now.</p>
<p>He's moved away.</p>
<p>And it was so hard not to beg him to stay.</p>
<p>And I don't know if I'm gonna get a second chance,</p>
<p>but I have to believe that I deserve one.</p>
<p>Because we all do.</p>
<p>[Applause]</p>
<p>Thank you, Alice. Everyone, let's take a 15-minute coffee break.</p>
<p>Thanks.</p>
<p>That was so beautiful.</p>
<p>I just hope I can do it too.</p>
<p>How do you feel? Like a cigarette?</p>
<p>- Yes. Thank you, sponsor. - You're welcome.</p>
<p>- Thanks for letting me talk. - Alice, you really made me cry.</p>
<p>Me, too.</p>
<p>Me, too.</p>
<p>My wife is an alcoholic.</p>
<p>Best person I ever met.</p>
<p>She has 600 different kinds of smiles.</p>
<p>They can light up your life.</p>
<p>They can make you laugh out loud,</p>
<p>just like that.</p>
<p>They can even make you cry, just like that.</p>
<p>And that's just with her smiles.</p>
<p>You'd have to see her with her kids.</p>
<p>You'd have to see how they look at her...</p>
<p>when she's not lookin'.</p>
<p>To think of all the things she lived through,</p>
<p>and I couldn't help her.</p>
<p>Maybe helping wasn't your job.</p>
<p>The hell it wasn't.</p>
<p>See, I love her.</p>
<p>And I tried everything...</p>
<p>except really listening.</p>
<p>Really listening.</p>
<p>And that's how I left her alone.</p>
<p>I was so ashamed of that.</p>
<p>And I couldn't even tell her.</p>
<p>Maybe if I tell her, she'd love me anyway.</p>
<p>No, more.</p>
<p>She would've loved you even more.</p>
<p>I think you should tell all this stuff to your wife.</p>
<p>Hold me, love</p>
<p>I can't sleep again</p>
<p>Ooh, I have to kiss your lips</p>
<p>I wanna lay here next to you</p>
<p>Oh</p>
<p>I remember</p>
<p>Walkin'in the rain</p>
<p>Rain was falling on my head</p>
<p>I don't wanna live through that again</p>
<p>No</p>
<p>Outside</p>
<p>It oughta get dark now</p>
<p>Love is walkin' in the park now</p>
<p>Children singin'songs</p>
<p>One day we'll make all our dreams come true</p>
<p>I will love you</p>
<p>It only takes love</p>
<p>Love is a healin'thing</p>
<p>When you give everything</p>
<p>You're lovin'the world</p>
<p>The world gives you love to hold on to</p>
<p>Remember</p>
<p>When sorrow is over</p>
<p>- Somewhere - Just give me many chances</p>
<p>- Oh, no - I'll sing of you my love</p>
<p>- The memories - Just give me time to learn, to grow</p>
<p>Just give me many chances</p>
<p>I'll see you soon, my love</p>
<p>Just give me time to learn, to grow</p>
<p>Just give me many chances</p>
<p>I'll see you soon, my love</p>
<p>Just give me time to learn, to grow</p>
<p>In September</p>
<p>When the rain comes</p>
<p>And the wind blows</p>
<p>I will see you walking in your coat</p>
<p>Oh</p>
<p>Just give me many chances</p>
<p>I'll see you soon, my love</p>
<p>Just give me time to learn, to grow</p>
<p>Time to learn, to grow</p>
<p>Time to learn, to grow</p>
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