英文剧本: 女王 The Queen

The Queen script

'After weeks of campaigning

'Tony Blair and his family

'strolled to the polling station

'this election day morning.

'The Labour faithful feel pride

'in Mr Blair's achievements

'as he is about to become

the youngest PM this century.'

- Have you voted yet, Mr Crawford? - Yes, Ma'am.

I was there when they opened. First in line, seven o'clock.

I don't mind telling you, it wasn't for Mr Blair.

- You're not a moderniser? - Certainly not.

We're in danger of losing too much that is good about this country.

(Man) 'There is a growing sense of excitement.

I envy you, being able to vote. Not the actual ticking of the box,

although it would be nice to experience that once...

...but the sheer joy of being partial.

Yes. Of course, one forgets that as sovereign, you're not entitled to vote.

- No. - Still, I don't feel sorry for you.

You might not be allowed to vote, ma'am...

(Chuckles)

...but it is your government.

Yes.

I suppose that is some consolation.

(Chuckles)

(Slow march on bagpipes)

(Soft knocking)

Good morning.

- Shall I draw the curtains? - Yes, please.

So, did you stay up all night?

Yes, ma'am.

And was it as expected?

Yes, ma'am. Mr Blair.

By a landslide.

Oh, I see.

(Man) 'They've stopped the traffic completely

'for Tony Blair's first day of power in London.

'You've got the ceremonial, the official

'and you've got a lovely summer's day.

'Tony Blair waving to the crowds, people waving to them there.

'I guess they know it's the Prime Minister on the streets.'

(Soft knocking)

The Prime Minister is on his way, ma'am.

To be, Robin. The Prime Minister to be.

I haven't asked him yet.

He's a hard one to read, isn't he?

Yes. On the one hand, his background is quite establishment -

father a Conservative, educated at Fettes.

He had the same tutor as the Prince of Wales.

We'll try not to hold that against him.

On the other, his manifesto promises

the most radical shake-up of the constitution in 300 years.

- Think he'll try to modernise us? - I wouldn't put it past him.

His wife has anti-monarchist sympathies.

You may remember her curtsy the first time you met.

It could best be described as shallow.

(Chuckles) I don't measure the depth of a curtsy, Robin.

I leave that to my sister.

Downing Street is expected to be informal -

everyone on first-name terms, at the Prime Minister's insistence.

- What, "Call me Tony"? - Yes, ma'am.

Oh, I don't like that. Have we sent him a protocol sheet?

- Funny, I'm actually rather nervous. - Why? You've met her before.

I know, but never one to one, and never as Prime Minister.

Well, remember, you're a man that's just been elected by the nation.

But she's still, you know, the Queen.

The audience room is upstairs.

When we reach the audience room, I will knock.

We shall go straight inside.

Standing by the door, we bow, from the neck.

I will introduce you. The Queen will extend her hand.

You go to her, bow again, then shake her hand.

A couple of other things -

it's ma'am as in ham,

not ma'am as in farm.

When you're in the presence, at no point must you show your back.

- The presence? - Yes, sir.

That's what it's called when you're in Her Majesty's company.

Would you like to sit there, Mrs Blair?

(lndistinct murmuring)

How nice to see you again, Mr Blair.

- And congratulations. - Thank you.

- Your children must be proud. - I hope so.

- You've three, haven't you? - That's right.

Such a blessing, children. Do sit down.

Thank you.

Have we shown you how to start a nuclear war yet?

- Er... no. - Oh. First thing we do, apparently.

Then we take away your passport and send you round the world.

You obviously know my job better than I do.

Yes, well, you are my tenth prime minister, Mr Blair.

My first was Winston Churchill.

He sat in your chair in a frock coat and top hat.

He was kind enough to give a young girl like me quite an education.

I can imagine.

With time, one has hopefully added experience and wisdom,

better enabling us to execute our constitutional responsibility,

to advise, guide and warn the government of the day.

Advice which I... Iook forward to receiving.

Yes. We'll save that for our weekly meetings.

If there's nothing else, I believe we have some business to attend to.

Of course.

Your Majesty, my party has won the election,

and so I ask your permission to form a...

No, Mr Blair. I ask the question.

The duty falls upon me, as sovereign,

to invite you to become Prime Minister and to form a government in my name.

And if you agree, the custom is to say yes.

Yes.

(Bell jingles)

Mrs Blair, lovely to see you again.

And congratulations. You must be very proud.

- Yes. - And exhausted, I imagine.

- Where will you spend the summer? - France.

- Lovely. - You'll be in Balmoral?

Yes. Wonderful place.

My great, great grandmother, Victoria said,

"In Balmoral, all seems to breathe freedom and peace

"and make one forget the world and its sad turmoils."

- Your Majesty... - Oh, excuse me.

- (Whispering) - No. Really?

(lndistinct whispering)

Oh. Yes, of course.

I'm so sorry. We're going to have to leave it there.

Not too short, was it, 15 minutes?

- One doesn't want to be rude. - No, ma'am.

Morning.

- "Thanks for coming. Now, off." - What was that about?

God knows. It'll be something to do with Diana.

(Woman) 'Princess Diana embroiled in controversy

'as she pulls out of a meeting with MPs.'

Princess Diana moved to mend relations with the former nanny...

Princess Diana attended a memorial service

for the fashion designer Gianni Versace.

(Man) '... where another royal controversy sparkles.'

...was embroiled in a second controversy this week.

I am not a political figure.

Princess Diana sailed out into the Mediterranean

in one of Mr Mohamed Al Fayed's yachts today.

- With his son. ...quarter of a million pounds

for photographs which appear to show the couple embracing.

Once again, her judgement's under scrutiny.

(lndistinct chatter)

(Speaks German)

Earlier today, they visited the...

(Speaks French)

(Engines rev)

(Telephone rings)

Robin Janvrin.

What?

(lndistinct chatter)

Tell Sir Guy I want everyone in ASAP.

(Knocking)

Ma'am? Ma'am?

- Yes? - Ma'am, Mr Janvrin is here to see you.

What?

Oh.

Good evening ma'am.

I'm sorry to disturb, but I've just had a call from our embassy in Paris.

- It's the Princess of Wales. - Why? What's she done now?

I see. Er... Who are we speaking to there?

Right, well, keep me updated.

It's Diana. She's been in a car accident in Paris.

Is it serious?

Apparently Dodi Fayed is dead.

'Let's recap on the details of those injuries, Maxine.'

'They're saying the Princess is in the intensive care unit

'of a southeast Paris hospital.

- 'She has concussion, a broken arm... ' - Why was she in Paris?

- I thought she was in London. - You know what she's like.

Charles, isn't this awful?

- What will you do about the boys? - Let them sleep until we know more.

- Yes, that's sensible. - I should go to Paris.

I told my people to organise a jet.

- What, a private one? - Yes.

Isn't that the sort of extravagance they attack us for?

(Charles) How else can I get to Paris at this time of night?

Charles, dear, use the royal flight.

They keep one plane on permanent standby

in case I should kick the bucket.

No, Mummy, he can't. This isn't a matter of state.

What are you talking about?

Diana is not one of the royal family. She's not an HRH.

- It's a private matter. - She's mother to your grandchildren.

What is happening now?

I don't know. I can't hear. Everyone's shouting.

- Thanks for coming in. - The ambassador from Paris.

Good evening, sir.

(Knocking)

Yes?

I've just spoken to our ambassador in Paris, ma'am.

I'm afraid it's not good news.

No!

No...

No. No. No.

No.

Diana, Princess of Wales, has died after a car crash in Paris.

The French government announced her death this morning.

- What have I got on this week? - Writing your conference speeches.

Well, let's cancel everything else.

This is going to be massive.

(TV) 'Her death was confirmed by the French... '

- I'll make a statement in the morning. - I've started coming up with ideas.

- She's only been dead an hour. - Would you prefer I didn't?

(Charles whispers) Try and be very brave.

It's Mummy. She's dead.

They're going to go back to sleep.

Try, anyway.

My private secretary's office have found a travel agency in New York

that will sell me a flight to Paris with an hour's stopover in Manchester.

Perhaps you might consider if it's an extravagance

to bring back the mother of the future king of England in one of our planes.

All right. Of course.

(Door shuts)

John, I don't want the boys to see the news and get upset.

Take the radio from the bedroom and the TV from the nursery.

Yes, ma'am.

- Well, well, well. - Yes.

Are you all right?

(Sighs)

Your sister called, from Tuscany.

I hope you told her to cut her holiday short.

- I did. - I can't imagine she was pleased.

- That's putting it mildly. - What did she say?

Something about Diana being more annoying dead than alive.

Never let the boys hear you talk like that.

Of course.

Something to help you go down?

No, I think I'll write my diary a little longer.

Fine. I'm going to bed.

(Door shuts)

(Man) 'We've heard nothing official from the palace.

'We don't know when we'll get any statements from the palace

'or when the royal family are due.'

That's how she will remain, in our minds, our hearts, forever.

- OK? Got it. - (Alastair) 'Where will you do it? '

- At the church, on the way in. - I'll organise it.

(TV) 'Viscount Althorp, Diana's brother... '

Hang on. I want to watch this.

(Althorp) 'This is not a time for recriminations, but for sadness.

'However, I would say I always believed the press would kill her in the end.

'Not even I imagined they would take such a direct hand in her death

'as seems to be the case.

'Lt would appear that every proprietor and editor of every publication

'that paid for intrusive photographs of her has blood on his hands today.'

Not the press, mate. You've got the wrong villain.

Tony...

- Oh. Got to go. - You about to speak to the Queen?

- Yeah. - Ask her if she greased the brakes.

Now, now.

Thanks.

- Hello? - (Woman) 'Putting you through.'

Oh... Right, OK.

- Is the Prince of Wales with the boys? - Yes, ma'am.

- Good. And he's going to Paris? - Yes.

I'm sorry to disturb, ma'am... Ma'am...

...but I have the Prime Minister for you, from his constituency.

Lucky you.

Thank you, Robin. I'll take it in the study.

- (Tony) 'Your Majesty.' - Prime Minister.

May I say how very sorry I am.

The thoughts and prayers of my family are with you at this terrible time,

and with the princes in particular.

Thank you.

(Tony) 'ls it your intention to make some kind of appearance or statement? '

No. No, certainly not.

No-one in the royal family will speak publicly. This is a private matter.

We would appreciate it if it could be respected as such.

I see.

I don't suppose anyone's thought about the funeral.

We've spoken with the Spencer family, and it is their express wish

that this should be a private funeral with a memorial service to follow.

Right.

As Diana was no longer a member of the royal family,

we must respect their wishes.

I see.

'You don't feel that in view of her high profile and popularity,'

it might be an idea to pay tribute to her life and achievements,

or even just to her as a mother?

Well, as I said, it's her family's wish.

And the public, ma'am, the British people?

'You don't think that might be denying them a chance... '

A chance to what?

(Tony) 'To share in the grief? '

This is a family funeral, Mr Blair, not a fairground attraction.

I think the Princess has already paid a high enough price

for exposure to the press, don't you?

If there's nothing else, the children have to be looked after.

- Of course. Goodbye, Your Maj... - (Hangs up)

Her instinct is to do nothing,

say nothing, and give her a private funeral.

Are you surprised? She hated her guts.

I think it's a mistake.

They screwed up her life. I hope they don't screw up her death.

Where can I get a black tie?

Oh, the chaplain called.

He asked if he should make any changes in the service,

any special mention of Diana.

What did you say?

- I told him not to change a thing. - Quite right.

The less attention drawn to it, the better, for the boys.

Yes.

We should find some company for them, some young people.

I'll take them for a long walk up Craggy Head.

Yes, but no guns, Philip. It is Sunday.

We're going, I believe, to Sedgefield, the Prime Minister's constituency,

where he is about to make a statement.

'Yes, the Prime Minister coming now with his wife, Cherie.'

Yeah, well, apart from that?

He's on. Alastair, he's on! Come on!

'Though her own life was often sadly touched by tragedy,

'she touched the lives of so many others'

in Britain and throughout the world...

...with joy and with comfort.

'The people everywhere, not just here in Britain, everywhere,

'they kept faith with Princess Diana.

'They liked her. They loved her.

'They regarded her as one of the people.

'She was the people's princess...

'... and that's how she will... stay,

'how she will remain...

'... in our hearts and in our memories... forever.'

A bit over the top, don't you think?

(TV) 'The Prime Minister, paying his tribute to the Princess of Wales.'

The people of Britain, he said, kept faith with Princess Diana.

They loved her. She was the people's princess.

- Do we have the Royal Standard? - Yes, sir.

- And flowers? - Yes, sir.

If we left it to the royal undertakers, they'd bring her back in a crate.

(lnaudible)

- (Phone rings) - Hello?

(Man) 'This is Lord Airlie. May I speak to the Prime Minister? '

One moment, please. Lord Airlie.

The Lord Chamberlain in charge of the funeral.

You're meeting him at the airport.

- Lord Airlie. - Good afternoon, Prime Minister.

It's my job to organise all the ceremonial events.

There's no precedent for the funeral of an ex-HRH.

Perhaps we should plan for any contingency.

I propose a meeting tomorrow morning at Buckingham Palace,

'officials from all three palaces, representatives of the Spencer family,'

the emergency services and your people.

Absolutely. Of course.

(Phone beeps)

Precedent? Where do they find these people?

Thank you.

Brigadier Sir Charles Wood.

Air Commodore Wes.

- Prime Minister. - I'm so sorry, sir.

If there's anything I or my government can do...

They stood up as we drove past, in cafés, in restaurants,

removed their hats.

This was Paris, and you could hear a pin drop.

- I imagine it will be the same here. - The palace prefers a private funeral.

- What are your feelings on that? - I...

I think that'll present us with difficulties.

So do I.

My mother... The Queen comes from a generation not best equipped.

She grew up in the war.

I think what we need, what this country needs,

is a more modern perspective, if you follow.

- Balmoral is... - I think I understand.

(Marching feet)

(Man) 'An aircraft of the Queen's Flight brought the Princess's body home,

'where the Prime Minister gathered with members of his government.

'A black hearse crossed the Tarmac

'and a Royal Air Force guard of honour moved forward.'

Has anyone heard from the Spencers? Did they say when the funeral will be?

Hmm? I don't know. Nobody tells me anything.

(Man) 'President Clinton heard the news last night.'

'We liked her very much.

'We admired her work for children, for people with AIDS

'for ending the scourge of land mines... '

On our walk today, one of the gillies said he'd seen a stag up Craggy Head.

- He reckoned 14 points. - Oh.

We haven't had one as big as that on the estate for years.

No. Quite.

'... and I was tremendously impressed... '

Anyway, I thought it might be a good distraction.

- For the boys. - What, stalking?

- You don't think it's too soon? - Anything that gets them out is good.

(Man) '... as their relationship deteriorated,

'she became increasingly unhappy.

'The couple divorced in August of last year.

(Crowds cheering on TV)

(Man) 'Their love story brought crowds into the streets.

'They came to see the Queen and the Prince,

'but most of all, they came to see Diana.'

- I'm going to bed. - (Man) 'But the fairytale was destined... '

I'll ring the Lord Chamberlain's office

to say we'll send representatives to the meeting.

Thank you, Stephen.

She gave us so much.

Why couldn't we have given her something and left her alone?

It just... hurts me so much.

I've never experienced anything like this.

I wait to wake up, like it's a bad dream.

(Gavel bangs)

Right, it's ten o'clock. Let's get started.

Thank you all for coming at such short notice.

I think we all agree that this is a sensitive occasion,

which presents us with tremendous challenges -

logistically, constitutionally, practically,

diplomatically and procedurally.

(Whispers) Oh, Christ.

After 18 years of opposition, I am proud to stand before you

as the new Prime Minister...

Labour Prime Minister.

I want to set an ambitious course to modernise this country,

to breathe new life into old institutions,

to make privilege something for the many, not the few.

You think the royals are nutters? You should meet their flunkies.

Two and a half hours to choose between a hearse or a gun carriage.

You got raves in the press. This calls you "The nation's mourner in chief."

This lot says you correctly judged the country's mood.

- Hello? - Even The Mail was impressed.

People's princess, mate. You owe me.

- Gordon for you. - Tell him to hang on.

Alastair...

- Is it going to be a public funeral? - Yeah. Saturday.

- It's a whopper. The Abbey, the works. - Great.

- Has anyone told the Queen? - I don't know.

No doubt some flunky will be dispatched, grovelling on all fours.

Do you think it's wise for the boys to go stalking?

(Queen Mother) Anything that gets them out is good.

Maybe they shouldn't take guns.

If a photographer saw them, it might send the wrong signal.

If there is a photographer out there, he could be the first kill of the day.

I see Mr Fayed was buried last night.

At midnight. No cameras, no fuss.

Very dignified.

Why do they do that? Why do they bury the bodies so soon after death?

Islamic tradition.

- Something to do with the heat. - Mmm.

It stops the body decomposing.

- (Knocking) - Come in.

Good morning, ma'am. Ma'am.

Yes, Robin? What can we do for you?

Er... ma'am, there was a meeting at the palace this morning.

About the funeral arrangements. Yes.

The Lord Chamberlain faxed these plans for you to consider.

There is now general agreement, ma'am,

that a public funeral would be more appropriate.

I see.

And what form will this funeral take?

At the moment, they're suggesting...

and, of course, these are early days,

basing it on Tay Bridge.

- Tay Bridge? - What?

Tay Bridge is the code name for my funeral.

Indeed, ma'am,

but it would be for practical reasons only.

It's the only one which has been rehearsed,

the only one that could be put together in time.

But I supervised those plans myself.

Indeed, and the Lord Chamberlain was at pains to stress

that the spirit of the occasion will be quite different.

For example, the suggestion is that instead of 400 soldiers,

400 representatives of the Princess's charities march behind the coffin.

And, instead of foreign heads of state and crowned heads of Europe,

the guests would include a sprinkling of actors of stage and screen,

fashion designers and other... celebrities.

Celebrities?

Oh.

Er... was there anything else?

No, ma'am.

Oh, yes, one other thing.

The police commissioner was keen that you consider

the idea of a condolence book.

It would give the growing crowds something to do,

make marshalling them easier.

Oh, yes. Yes, of course.

- Oh, and the flowers. - What flowers?

The flowers outside Buckingham Palace.

They're blocking the main gate,

and making things difficult for the changing of the guard.

Fine. Just move them away.

The Lord Chamberlain was wondering whether we shouldn't leave the flowers

and send the guards through the north gate.

Oh, yes. Yes, of course.

Yes, quite right.

(Knocking)

Stephen Lamport on One.

- Who? - Prince of Wales's private secretary.

- Balmoral. - He says it's urgent.

It's all right.

- Good morning. - Good morning, Prime Minister.

The Prince of Wales has asked me to thank you for your kind words.

Not at all.

The Prince feels that you and he are both modern men

of similar mind,

who could work well together at this difficult time.

Er... well, please thank His Highness,

and assure him he can count on my full support...

...at all times.

- Was that it? - Er... yes.

Goodbye.

Bizarre.

- Why is Charles doing this? - What?

Creeping up to me like this, banging on about being modern.

He did it at the airport.

He knows that if the Queen gets it wrong over Diana,

the royals will become public enemy Number One.

- He's terrified of being shot. - Who, Charles?

His people have asked for extra protection.

He thinks if he's seen to be on our side,

that will leave the Queen in the firing line.

So it's OK for his mother to take the bullet and not him?

What a family!

- Wait. Where are they? - Up at Craggy Head.

- I'll come with you. - In you go.

- Do you want me to drive? - No. Certainly not.

(Engine starts)

- I thought you were getting a new one? - What for? It's perfectly all right.

I was thinking what Diana might have done

had it been me that died in the tunnel in Paris.

She would have taken the boys to Paris. I regret not doing that.

What, and expose them to the media?

That would have been dreadful. They're better off here.

It's private. They're protected.

Whatever you thought of Diana, she was a wonderful mother.

She adored those boys, and never let them forget it.

Always warm, physical, never afraid to show her feelings.

Especially if a photographer was in sight.

She may have encouraged all that, but still...

that was the extraordinary thing about her -

her weaknesses and transgressions only made the public love her more.

Yet ours only make them hate us. Why do they hate us?

- Not us, dear. - What?

Yesterday, when we brought the coffin back,

there was a noise, a bang, and I thought it was a gun.

I thought someone had taken a shot at me.,

I think I'm going to walk back.

- I don't feel like stalking. - Are you sure?

I'll take the dogs.

Walkies? Yes!

(Dogs bark)

Who knows the way home? Come on.

(Man) 'Do you think you will ever be queen? '

No, I don't. No.

Why do you think that?

I'd like to be a queen of people's hearts, in people's hearts,

'but I don't see myself being queen of this country.

'I don't think many people want me to be queen.

'By many people, I mean the establishment I married into,

'because they've decided that I'm a non-starter.'

Charles and I had a talk in the car today.

He was good enough to share his thoughts on motherhood.

- What did he say? - How wonderful Diana was.

That's changing his tune.

He thought her natural.

(Diana) 'They see me as a threat of some kind.'

Oh, for God's sake!

Maybe he's got a point. Maybe we are partly to blame.

Oh, I can't watch this.

No, no. Wait. Please, no, leave it.

(Diana) 'I don't go by a rule book. I lead from the heart, not the head,

'and it's got me into trouble in my work.'

We encouraged the match.

We signed off on it, both of us.

You were very enthusiastic, remember?

She was a nice girl. Then.

And I was sure he'd give the other one up,

or at least make sure his wife toed the line.

- Isn't that what everyone does? - Is it?

(Man) 'Was Mrs Parker Bowles a factor in the breakdown of your marriage? '

'There were three of us in this marriage, so it was a bit crowded.'

I can't bear it. If you're watching, I'll sleep next door.

- Early start tomorrow. - Any luck with your stag?

No. But close, a couple of hundred yards at one point.

One of the boys even got a shot off.

We'll get him tomorrow.

See you in the morning.

Not to worry. Night-night.

(Man) '... and with her obsession with the belief

'that Charles loved a woman he'd fallen for years before, Camilla... '

# Heaven

# Must be missing an angel

# Missing an angel, child

# Cos you're here with me right now... #

The good news is the palace agreed to video screens.

- And the bad news? - Crash barriers.

- What about them? - They expect over two million people.

There aren't enough barriers,

so we've gone cap in hand to the French for theirs.

There's something else I think you should see.

Can we run that piece again?

- (Woman) Of course. - You'll love this.

- '... find their behaviour disgraceful.' - (Man) 'What do you think? '

'I think it's disgusting that they've not said a word relating to all this.'

- Look, I know all this. - Wait for it.

(Woman) '... not to have a flag up. I think it's a disgrace on the royal family.'

'OK, the Queen's not in residence, but where is the flag?

'Do you see what I'm saying about the establishment? '

Don't tell me there isn't a flag at half mast over Buckingham Palace.

'Dodi, when them two were together, it was a fairy tale come true.'

Will someone please save these people from themselves?

- Fine, I'll call Balmoral. - Planet Zog?

I've really got nothing better to do.

Come on, dogs. Come on.

Those fire lighters all right? A bit damp?

Oh, well, I brought some stew just in case.

- It's lamb. We can have that cold. - No, we'll be all right.

Stay.

Robin had a call from the Prime Minister, who expressed his concern.

- About what? - The flag above Buckingham Palace.

He thinks it should be flying at half mast.

I hope Robin said there isn't a flag above Buckingham Palace.

There's the Royal Standard, which flies to denote the presence of the monarch.

Since you're here, the flagpole is bare, just as it should be.

Isn't it possible that for some people, the Royal Standard is just a flag,

and the flagpole being bare sends out the wrong signal?

- No, that's not the point. - The point is it's over 400 years old.

It's never been lowered for anyone.

Your grandfather didn't get the flat at half mast when he died,

and if your mother died tomorrow, she wouldn't either.

Yes, Granny, but in a situation like this, one has to be flexible.

It is just a flag.

"What about the Union Jack?" Was Mr Blair's next suggestion.

For heaven's sake!

Next, he'll suggest you change your name to Hilda.

Who does the think he's talking to? You're the sovereign.

You don't get dictated to. You conceded the idea of a public funeral.

You've opened the parks. That's enough.

Ssh. The boys.

You wait. In 48 hours, this will all have calmed down.

(Dogs bark)

In one sense, it's comforting.

Now, my parents can see what it's been like for me,

being up against her popularity.

They're still making the mistake of thinking the Diana they knew

will eventually be the one seen by the public, but it won't.

The two Dianas, the public's and ours, bear no relation to one another at all.

The flag of St George, it is at half mast over Highgrove?

- Yes, sir. - Get a picture of that in the papers.

I'll get onto it, call in a few favours.

What about a statement of gratitude to the crowds?

Something heartfelt from myself and the boys,

thanking people for the flowers and so on.

Right.

'Di was wonderful, because she stood up to the establishment.

'She said, "You're elitist people we are paying to be better than us,

"'and you have to get out among the people."

'We have a wonderful Prime Minister, Tony Blair,

'a compassionate young man, who, after 18 years of establishment Tory rule

'is such a breath of fresh air,

'and I feel he will do something... '

- (Cherie) Is this the stirrings of... - What?

I don't know. Something more interesting.

Maybe people will see them for what they are.

Which is?

A bunch of freeloading, emotionally retarded nutters.

- That's just absurd. - Why?

They live in a cocoon of wealth and they don't pay tax.

- Yes, they do. - The Queen costs us 40 million a year.

If you want a serious conversation about the constitution.

We don't have one.

About ways in which we could phase out hereditary privileges, then fine.

- If you're leaving, take the plates. - Forget the 'off with their heads' bit.

- Why? - It insults your intelligence.

'The Queen cannot be expected to change.'

It's unimaginable, this country being a republic.

- Certainly in her lifetime. - Why?

Because no-one would wear it. No-one wants it.

It's just... daft.

- It's not a mother thing, is it? - What?

Well, if she were alive now, your mother would be the same age.

You always say how stoical she was -

old-fashioned, uncomplaining, lived through the war.

- Who does that sound like? - I'm going to do the washing up.

That's the stalking party off.

Right, we'd better have a look at those papers.

"Show us there's a heart in the house of Windsor," says The Sun.

"It's proof the royals are not like us," The Mirror.

"Time to change the old guard at Buckingham Palace," Express.

"One can't help wondering whose advice they are taking,

"for it's clearly the wrong advice."

I'll try not to take that personally.

People have yearned for change in this country.

The result is a quiet revolution

led by the real modernisers, the British people.

Revolution? Who wrote this?

- Where does this come from? - Where does it come from?

- You've won a huge majority. - People want a change.

Why? What did you think it meant?

Hurry, dear. Your tea's getting cold.

- Is that it? - Yes, ma'am.

Just the letter of condolence to the widow of the ambassador to Brazil.

Thank you.

Tea.

(Whispers) Mr Janvrin, the Prime Minister wishes to speak to Her Majesty.

Ma'am,

apparently the Prime Minister is on the phone.

Tell him to call back.

No, no. It's all right. I'll take it.

- Prime Minister. - Good morning, Your Majesty.

Sorry to disturb, but I was wondering if you'd seen today's papers?

We've managed to look at one or two, yes.

(Tony) 'ln which case, my next question would be whether you felt

'some kind of response

'might be necessary? '

No. I believe a few over-eager editors

are doing their best to sell newspapers.

It would be a mistake to dance to their tune.

(Tony) 'Under normal circumstances, I would agree,

'but... Well, my advisors have been'

taking the temperature among people on the streets,

and... well, the information I'm getting is that the mood

'is quite delicate.'

So, what would you suggest, Prime Minister?

- Some kind of a statement? - No, ma'am.

I believe the moment for statements has passed.

'I would suggest flying the flag at half mast above Buckingham Palace...

...and coming down to London at the earliest opportunity.

'Lt would be of great comfort to your people.'

And would help them with their grief.

"Their grief"?

If you imagine I'm going to come to London,

before I attend to my grandchildren, who've just lost their mother...

then you're mistaken.

I doubt there is anyone who knows the British people more than I do,

nor who has greater faith in their wisdom and judgement.

And it is my belief that they will, at any moment, reject this... this mood,

which is being stirred up by the press

in favour of a period of restrained grief

and sober, private mourning.

That's the way we do things in this country -

quietly, with dignity.

It's what the rest of the world admires us for.

If that's your decision, ma'am, the government will support it.

- Let's keep in touch. - Yes, let's.

Bloody fool!

And now your tea's gone cold.

(Knocking)

Tony, Robin Janvrin on One. He was listening in.

Robin?

I understand how difficult her behaviour must seem to you,

but try and see it from her perspective.

She's been brought up to believe it's God's will.

'She is who she is.'

I think we should leave God out of it. It's just not helpful.

She hasn't seen anything like this since /p>

and I cannot emphasise the effect that had.

Unexpectedly becoming king as good as killed her father.

'I'm afraid she's in a state of shock.

'This public reaction has completely thrown her.'

All right, but first, we have to deal with these terrible headlines.

- I'll do what I can with the press. - I'm grateful, Prime Minister.

I can't promise anything.

It's not me they want to see.

Ask Alastair to come and see me.

Cancel what I'm doing tonight.

- Good morning. - Your Majesty.

Thomas, where have they gone?

- Up to Abergannie Ridge, ma'am. - All that way?

- Remind me, that's right at the fork? - That's right, ma'am.

You follow the track for about a mile, and you come to...

The river.

- One of the lads will drive you. - No, I'll manage. Thank you.

(Grinding metal)

Bugger it!

(Sighs)

Oh, how stupid!

(Phone rings)

- (Queen) 'Hello, Thomas.' - Hello, ma'am.

I've done something foolish. I've broken the prop shaft.

- Are you sure, ma'am. - Yes, of course I'm sure.

It's the front one. Lost the four-wheel drive.

Don't forget, I was a mechanic during the war.

- Are you all right? - I'm fine.

- We'll come out straight away. - Thank you very much.

I'll wait by the car. You are kind. Bye.

(Sobs)

Oh, you're a beauty.

(Distant gunshot)

Shoo! Shoo! Go on!

Go on.

Go on!

(Dog barks)

(Chuckles)

(Door opens)

There are news crews outside waiting for you to speak to the people.

- Yes. - What's all that about?

I told the Queen's private secretary I'd try to help with the press.

Why? Don't you think she deserves it, sitting up there on her 40,000 acres?

Yes, but allowing her to hang herself might not be in our best interests either.

Besides, I think there's something ugly

about the way everyone's started to bully her.

The first thing that you obviously think about...

is the rest of your family, and I...

When's she coming to London, Mr Blair?

- (Woman) 'She's our figurehead.' - (Tony) 'She is.'

'She wanted me to pass on to the people crowding around... '

(Man) 'ln a spare moment, the Prime Minister went down Downing Street... '

- How are the boys? - Not so good tonight.

A lot of slamming doors.

- I think they saw the papers. - Oh, no!

I'll take them out early again tomorrow morning.

Perhaps they'll take it out on the stag.

'What do you think of the royal family? '

'They've made a mistake.'

- Pardon? - They've made a mistake.

- (Woman) 'Why? What do you mean? ' - (Man) 'Well, they should've came.

'The family should have come down to Buckingham Palace on Sunday,

'all of them.

'That girl's been left on her own.

'She's on her own and the place is empty.'

Oh, please!

Sleeping in the streets and pulling out their hair?

For someone they never knew? And they think we're mad?

- Have you seen the funeral guest list? - No.

I suggest you keep it that way.

A chorus line of soap stars and homouals.

Apparently, Elton John is going to be singing.

That'll be a first for Westminster Abbey.

Condolence books are being signed in embassies all over the world,

and in London alone, the number has reached 40.

It reminds me of one of those films -

a few of us in a fort, hordes of Zulus outside.

So, it's vital you hold firm. Stick to your guns.

You wait. They will come to their senses soon.

They have to.

Come on, move over, Cabbage.

(Woman) 'lt's six o'clock

'on Thursday 4th September.'

'As people start camping out on the route of Princess Diana's funeral cortège,

'people are asking why the Queen hasn't addressed her subjects? '

'This is what the newspapers are saying,

"'Where is our Queen? Where is her flag?"'

The Express, "Show us you care." A picture of a grumpy Queen.

The Mail, "Let the flag fly at half mast,"

and inside, "The Queen should be here to show her respects."

But the flip side is "Blair more popular now than Churchill."

Did they pick up on our statement of support?

Just the one.

Statements of support don't sell papers.

Right.

Ma'am! Ma'am!

The Prime minister for you, ma'am.

I'm afraid he's rather insisting.

I'll take it in the kitchen.

(Dogs bark)

Good morning. Sorry to disturb you.

I'm expecting a phone call to be put through. Out!

(Phone rings)

(Queen) Oh, there it is.

Thank you, Peter.

- Good morning, Prime Minister. - Good morning, ma'am.

You've seen today's headlines?

Yes, I have.

Then I'm sure you'll agree

the situation has become quite critical.

'Ma'am? '

A poll that's to be published in tomorrow's papers

suggests that 70% of people

believe your actions have damaged the monarchy...

...and that one in four are now in favour of abolishing the monarchy altogether.

As your Prime Minister,

I believe it is my constitutional responsibility

to advise the following...

Is Queen Elizabeth up yet?

Mummy?

One, fly the flag at half mast above Buckingham Palace

and all other royal residences.

Two, leave Balmoral and fly to London at the earliest opportunity.

Three, pay our respects in person at Diana's coffin.

And four, make a statement, via live television, to my people and the world.

Swift prosecution of these matters might, he felt,

just might, avert disaster.

You will have to talk to the Lord Chamberlain.

I have, and to Robert Fellowes. They both agree with Mr Blair.

- Oh, I see. - Something's happened.

There's been a change, some... shift in values.

When you no longer understand your people, maybe it is time to hand over.

Oh, don't be ridiculous.

Remember the vow you took?

I declare that my whole life, whether it be long or short,

shall be devoted to your service.

Your whole life. That is a commitment to God as well as your people.

What if my actions are damaging the Crown?

Damaging it? You're the greatest asset this institution has,

one of the greatest it has ever had.

No. The problem will come when you leave,

but you mustn't think about that now, not today.

Oh, Mummy.

You must show your strength, reassert your authority.

You sit on the most powerful throne in Europe,

head of an unbroken line that goes back more than a thousand years.

Do you think any of your predecessors would have dropped everything

and gone to London because a bunch of hysterics carrying candles

needed help with their grief?

As for that silly Mr Blair, with his Cheshire cat grin...

Mr Janvrin on the phone for you, sir.

Yes?

(Yells) What?

I can't hear!

Well, that's madness!

The whole thing. Bloody madness!

I've just been told

you've decided we're to follow the Prime Minister's advice.

I just want to say I...

admire...

I think it's the right decision.

Let's hope we haven't left it too late.

(Door shuts)

(Camera shutters click)

(Man) 'These are historic shots of the Windsors.

'The Queen has had a change of heart.

'She's clearly responding to the need

'to feel that the royal family is somehow engaged.

'These flowers have been brought to Balmoral

'so she can see some token of what's been expressed in London.'

(Cherie) Fish fingers. Do you want any? - I'll be right there.

Thank God for that!

I'm afraid they're a bit burnt.

(Engine backfires)

(Man) 'From CNN International, this is World News

'with Ralitsa Vassileva from CNN Center.'

Queen Elizabeth will deliver a televised address, Friday.

The royal family has been accused of showing little grief

over the Princess's death.

- Where are the boys? Have they left? - Yes.

They left for London after breakfast with Charles.

It's not right, you know.

No, but further discussion is no longer helpful either.

(Sighs) Oh, well.

It gives the gillies time to find another stag for the boys,

now theirs has been shot.

- What? - Haven't you heard?

He wandered over to a neighbouring estate,

where one of the commercial guests got him.

Oh.

Really?

Which estate?

Here's your box. There's some policy unit stuff that's important.

- Have you seen the papers? - I thought I'd skip them.

- Of course I've seen them. - Not bad, eh?

"Your Majesty, come to London." "Who says so?" "Tony Blair."

Mr Father of the Nation.

Ma'am? Good morning, ma'am.

- Good morning. - Is it his lordship you came to see?

No, please don't disturb him. I came on another matter. I hope you don't mind.

(Man) There he is.

He's a beauty, isn't he?

An imperial, ma'am.

Fourteen-pointer.

- He was wounded. - Yes.

We got our guests in very close, had him lined up perfect...

...and still...

An investment banker, ma'am, from London.

I'm afraid the stalkers had to follow him for miles to finish him off.

Let's hope he didn't suffer too much.

Pass my congratulations to your guest.

I will, ma'am.

- God bless you, ma'am. - Thank you.

- Ma'am... - Yes, Robin?

I've done a draft of your television address.

Thank you.

Was there anything else?

No, ma'am.

Landing in 15 minutes.

I've got the Queen's speech.

- Shall I give Tony a copy? - Let me look at it first.

He's next door.

(Man) '... and the anger, as somebody said earlier,

'perhaps was that people grieving need to target their anger at somebody,

'and royal protocol might have got in the way,

'but royal protocol is being swept aside en masse today.'

(Woman) Come back, Diana!

(Man) '... very serious,

'Her Majesty and the Duke.

'Normally, it is a happy occasion when they arrive here,

'and normally, when they're out the front,

'on days like Trooping the Colour, VE Day or VJ Day.

'This is a tragic occasion.'

(Woman) 'The Queen is getting out to talk to people.'

(Man) 'lt's very unusual. This is unprecedented.

'I think, perhaps the last time the Queen was among her people

'outside the palace was the day the war in Europe ended.'

(Woman) 'lt's really as if the public and the royal family, the monarchy,

'have had a bit of a quarrel and now it's being healed in some measure.'

(Man) 'Like a family spat, not unlike the spats they acknowledged with Diana.

'Jenny is quite right to say that whatever the professional ups and downs

'between the Queen and the Princess... '

They sent a copy of the Queen's speech.

You might want to scrape the frost off it first.

(Man) 'I think the queen was generous in recognising

'that her oldest son wasn't the easiest chap to be married to.'

I sent some suggestions to make it seem like it came from a human.

Yeah, all right, Alastair.

At least the old bat agreed to visit Diana's coffin.

When you get it wrong, you really get it wrong.

That woman has given her whole life in service to her people,

50 years doing a job she never wanted, a job she watched kill her father.

She's executed it with honour, dignity, and without a single blemish,

and now, we're all baying for her blood!

She's leading the world in mourning

for someone who threw all she offered in her face,

and who, for years, seemed committed

to destroying everything she holds most dear!

(Silence)

Hello. Would you like me to place those for you?

- No. - Oh.

These are for you.

For me?

Thank you.

Thank you very much.

Ma'am, there's been a last-minute addition from Downing Street.

They're suggesting adding, "and as a grandmother" here.

Right.

"So, what I say to you now, as your Queen, and as a grandmother,

"I say from my heart."

Do you think you can say it?

- Do I have a choice? - They're ready for you, Your Majesty.

- Just to confirm, this is live. - Fine.

You'll be at the front of the six o'clock news on all channels.

Yes.

Thank you.

- OK, nice and quiet. - (Man) Ten seconds.

(Man) 'We cross, now, live, to Buckingham Palace

'for the Queen's tribute to Princess Diana.'

Since last Sunday's dreadful news,

we have seen, throughout Britain and around the world,

an overwhelming expression of sadness at Diana's death.

We have all been trying, in our different ways, to cope.

It is not easy to express a sense of loss,

'since the initial shock is often succeeded by other feelings,

'disbelief, incomprehension, anger and concern for those who remain.

'We have all felt those emotions in these last few days,'

so what I say to you now, as your Queen, and as a grandmother,

I say from my heart.

Heart? What heart? She doesn't mean a word of this.

That's not the point. What she's doing is extraordinary.

(Queen) 'ln good times and bad... '

- That's how to survive. - Listen to you.

A week ago, you were the great moderniser,

making speeches about the people's princess.

- Now you've gone weak at the knees. - Ssh.

(Queen) '... and for her devotion to her two boys.'

I don't know why I'm so surprised.

At the end of the day, all Labour prime ministers go gaga for the Queen.

What?

(Queen) 'Millions who never met her, but felt they knew her, will remember her.

'I, for one, believe there are lessons to be drawn from her life,

'and from the extraordinary and moving reaction to her death.

'I share in your determination to cherish her memory.'

I hope that, tomorrow, we can all, wherever we are,

join in expressing our grief at Diana's loss

and gratitude for her all-too-short life.

May those who died rest in peace,

and may we, each and every one of us,

thank God for someone who made many, many people happy.

(Man) 'Diana's coffin, now on the move

'the short distance from St James's Palace,

'to her home at Kensington Palace before her burial tomorrow.

'Lt's incredible. Less than a week.

'Who could have imagined such scenes? '

# Requiem

# - Requiem # - Aeternam

# Dona eis

# Dona eis

# Eis Domine

# Dominus

# Dominus

# - Domine # - Domine... #

(Althorp) Diana was the very essence of compassion, of duty,

of style, of beauty,

a very British girl, who transcended nationality,

someone with a natural nobility, who was classless,

and who proved that she needed no royal title

to continue to generate her brand of magic.

I would like to end by thanking God

for the mercies he's shown us at this dreadful time,

for taking Diana at her most beautiful and radiant,

and when she had joy in her life.

Above all, we give thanks for the life of a woman

I'm so proud to be able to call my sister,

the unique, the complex,

the extraordinary and irreplaceable Diana,

whose beauty, both internal and external,

will never be extinguished from our minds.

(Applause)

(Bell tolls)

So, off to see your girlfriend?

Now, now...

I hope she shows you some respect this time.

It's quite a debt of gratitude she owes you,

Mr Saviour of the Monarchy.

I doubt she'll see it that way.

- Robin. - Prime Minister.

Tony, please.

The Prime Minister, Your Majesty.

Do sit down.

Thank you.

It's good to see you again,

after what's been... quite a summer.

I'm referring to your visit to India and Pakistan...

where your comments on ending historic disagreements went down well.

At the Commonwealth Heads of Government Meeting,

I spoke to the prime minister of Malawi.

He said how much he appreciated your tough stance on Nigeria.

I meant to tell you at the time, but, er...

...you were being monopolised rather.

I imagine those occasions must be quite difficult,

24 heads of government, each clamouring for a private audience.

Also, we haven't had a chance to speak since... that week.

- I wanted to offer my apologies. - Whatever for?

In case you felt manhandled or managed in any way.

No, not at all.

I don't think I shall ever understand what happened this summer.

Well, the circumstances were exceptional, ma'am...

...and in the end, you showed great strength, courage and humility.

- You mistake humility for humiliation. - That's not true.

You didn't read the cards on the flowers outside the palace.

I think history will show it was a good week for you.

And an even better one for you, Mr Blair.

But there are 52 weeks in the year, ma'am,

and two and a half thousand in the time since you've been Queen.

When people assess your legacy, they won't remember those days.

Oh, really?

You don't think that what affection people once had for...

for this institution has been diminished?

No. Not at all. You're more respected now than ever.

I gather some of your advisors were less fulsome in their support.

One or two,

but, as a leader, I could never add my voice to that chorus.

You saw the headlines and thought, "One day, it might be me."

And it will, Mr Blair, quite suddenly, and without warning.

So, shall we get on with the business in hand?

Oh, look...

Oh, I do love this time of day. Shall we walk while there's light?

The clocks go back next week. It'll be dark before five.

- I do hope you're a walker. - I am.

Good. I think meetings have a greater chance of success

if the Prime Minister is a walker.

It's how I think best, on my feet. I've never been one for sitting around.

A good walk in fresh air sorts everything out.

One in four, you said, wanted to get rid of me?

For about half an hour, but then you came down to London,

and all that went away.

I've never been hated like that before.

It must have been difficult.

Yes. Very.

Nowadays, people want glamour and tears, the grand performance.

I'm not very good at that. I never have been.

I prefer to keep my feelings to myself,

and, foolishly, I believed that was what people wanted from their Queen -

not to make a fuss, nor wear one's heart on one's sleeve.

Duty first, self second.

That's how I was brought up.

That's all I've ever known.

You were so young when you became Queen.

Yes.

Yes, a girl.

But I can see that the world has changed,

and one must... modernise.

Well, perhaps that's where I can help.

Don't get ahead of yourself, Prime Minister.

I'm the one supposed to be advising you.

Come, dogs!

Tell me, Mr Blair, what might we expect from our first parliament?

Er... well, ma'am, top of the list is education.

We want to reduce classroom sizes.

Yes.

And create a lower teacher-pupil ratio.

(Voices become indistinct)

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